<b_jonas> learn Postfix is a genericized trademark of household adhesives for sticking little pieces of paper on your door or monitor to remind you of something or telling your officemates your login password. Called Tack-it in the U.S.

#!/bin/bash
topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//')
echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic"
echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1"