COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
a corporation whose president codes in octal.
		-- J. N. Gray
Linux is obsolete
		-- Andrew Tanenbaum
In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
		-- Humphrey Bogart
One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.
Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat! 

                -- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine)
                   (http://phroggy.com/) 
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		-- "Night After Night", 1932
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