He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list.
[...several hours later...]
<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he?
<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com 
voz paternal:
-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora.
-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira!
-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... 
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
		-- William Blake
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
sense.
                -- Tom Clancy
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A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela.
                -- Max Frisch
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The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
		-- B. Franklin
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