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date | Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:44:06 +0000 |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14246 Tue Apr 17 19:44:06 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and +fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are +drifting side by side to our common doom. + -- Clarence Darrow +----- +After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. + -- Italian proverb +----- +Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? + -- Rich Little +----- +Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. +----- +Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one +wild afternoon?? +----- +"If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight." + -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory +----- +Operating Systems Installed: + * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes + taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs + complete source code; + * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com, + price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code + is included. + + -- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html +----- +When the wind is great, bow before it; +when the wind is heavy, yield to it. +----- + --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- + + as you've NEVER seen them before! + + \ | / ___________ + ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ + | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | + | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | F + | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | + | | | | | #_// | | | | | | + | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | + | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | ! |^^^^^^| | | | || | | I + ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | + | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | + || |`. (__) (__) ( ) + (oo) (oo) /---V + /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | + / | || ||_______| \ + * ||W---|| || || * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + "Cow Town" +-----