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+Complaints file lacks file extension making it look like a directory. Which is confusing
+The above complaint looks like an error message, but it's actually a complaint
+now the former complaints make no sense because the complaints file was moved
+The complaints above are not using periods properly.
+All of the complaints are about the complaints file itself.
+Some people don't use the right command for filing complaints.
+The floors are cold.
+This database lacks knowledge animal and vegetable and mineral.
+Newbies get confused by everything HackEgo.
+Also, Gregor is never here to fix his bots.
+nix is too hard for meh
+This can be botted to easy
+chat is empty
+there is no blame.
+shachaf isn't atomic
+The "complaints" command now shows a superfluous directory name.
+I haven't been around kittens for a long time.
+The complaints file is too long to view in-channel.
+Complaints don't get removed after they're addressed.
+I'd like to make the complaints file longer, but I can't think of any good complaints.
+I often have trouble getting to sleep.
+My lungs aren’t as efficient as they should be.