--- a/bin/?	Sun Mar 16 01:51:13 2014 +0000
+++ b/bin/?	Sun Mar 16 01:52:15 2014 +0000
@@ -1,5 +1,13 @@
 #!/bin/sh
-topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)
-[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; }
-cat "wisdom/$topic"
+topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//")
+topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//")
+cd wisdom
+if [ \( "$topic1" = "ngevd" \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ];
+    then cat /dev/urandom;
+    elif [ -e "$topic" ];
+    then cat "$topic" | rnooodl;
+    elif [ -e "$topic1" ];
+    then cat "$topic1" | rnooodl;
+    else echo "$1? ¯\(°​_o)/¯"; exit 1;
+fi