--- a/quotes	Sun Jan 06 20:56:05 2013 +0000
+++ b/quotes	Sun Jan 06 20:56:30 2013 +0000
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true  <oklopol> should put that on my todo list
 <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary
 <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister
-<ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny   <HackEgo> How hard is that
+<ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny  <HackEgo> How hard is that
 <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective
 <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions
 <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word?
@@ -45,12 +45,12 @@
 <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
 <ehird> no Deewiant  <Deewiant> No?!  <Deewiant> I've been living a lie  <ehird> yep.  <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
 <GregorR> ???  <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos?  <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks?  <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
-<apollo> Maternal instincts?   <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
+<apollo> Maternal instincts?  <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
 <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
 <Madelon> yay fire!   * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
-<Warrigal> Porn.   <Warrigal> There, see?
+<Warrigal> Porn.  <Warrigal> There, see?
 <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
-<Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs.   <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
+<Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs.  <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
 <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
 <oklopol> hmm, this is hard
 <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome.     [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :(
 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
-<Warrigal> Ah, vulva.   <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
+<Warrigal> Ah, vulva.  <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
 <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
 <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
 <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside.
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@
 <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
 <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
 <AnMaster>  fungot!*@* added to ignore list.  <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
-<fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex   <sekuoir> I am learning though!
+<fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex  <sekuoir> I am learning though!
 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ...  <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation.  try running faster.
 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
-<Quas_NaArt> Hooray!   <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
+<Quas_NaArt> Hooray!  <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
 <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
 <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English  <ais523> alise: that's great filler  <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
 <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing.  <pikhq> :(  <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
@@ -107,9 +107,9 @@
 <AnMaster> alise, marble  <AnMaster> marbelus
 <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment  <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
 <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
-<coppro> what's the data of? [...]  <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation  <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games  <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
+<coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation  <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games  <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
 <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
-<Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user.   <lacota> I am! and proud of it to   <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
+<Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user.  <lacota> I am! and proud of it to  <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
 * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from.  <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
 <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
 <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]?  <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
@@ -119,15 +119,15 @@
 <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
 <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
 <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
-<ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked   <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
+<ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked  <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
 <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ?
 <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#?  <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
 (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric?  <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
 <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery!
-<Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime?   <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
+<Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime?  <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
 <pikhq> INTERNET  <coppro> YAY  <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
 <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH  <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
-<nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages   <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
+<nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages  <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
 <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
 * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
 <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb).
@@ -195,9 +195,9 @@
 <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?)
 <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness  <elliott> or ability to run at all  <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
 <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary.
-<j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even  prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task.  <j-invariant> HAHA  [...]  <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
+<j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even  prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task.  <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
 <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story.
-<quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly   <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P   <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
+<quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly  <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P  <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
 <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment
 <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
 [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
@@ -256,8 +256,8 @@
 <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know.  A black swan in the hand does not imply causation.
 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
 <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
-* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h   * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM)   <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O   <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
-<cpressey> addquoting yourself?  isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status?   <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
+* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h   * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM)  <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O  <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
+<cpressey> addquoting yourself?  isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status?  <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
 <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
 <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid*  <oklopol> i mean  <oklopol> with you
@@ -409,7 +409,7 @@
 <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent  <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
 <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
 <Gregor> I have a WRT120N  <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L.
-<fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.  [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result  [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
+<fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
 <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
 <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win  <oklopol> chess is also first player win  <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw.
 <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
@@ -510,7 +510,7 @@
 <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
 <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
 <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
-<CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people.  [...around half an hour later...]  <CakeProphet> @messages  <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
+<CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages  <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
 <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
 <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you  <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
 <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
@@ -587,7 +587,7 @@
 <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
 (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground.
 <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god  <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become  <Phantom_Hoover> attracted  <Phantom_Hoover> to birds
-<Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family   <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
+<Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family  <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
 <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love  <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant.  <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
 <elliott> ais523: those suck  <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good
 <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9.  <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space.  <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
@@ -618,7 +618,7 @@
 <shachaf> VMS Mosaic?  <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS.  <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS.
 <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute.
 <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow.  <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum.
-<Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?)   <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players.
+<Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?)  <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players.
 <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap.  <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate.
 <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken?
 <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then?
@@ -644,7 +644,7 @@
 <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually  <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway
 <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot?  <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it
 <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game
-<Ngevd> This is not the time for science!   <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
+<Ngevd> This is not the time for science!  <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
 <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one"
 <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people?
 <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories  <oklopol> there's no difference  <oklopol> *a
@@ -682,7 +682,7 @@
 [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k.
 <ais523> `delquote 419  * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection)  * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)  * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
 <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord
-<fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world?   <oerjan> fizzie: +47  <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there.  <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
+<fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world?  <oerjan> fizzie: +47  <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there.  <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
 Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced.
 <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise
 <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either.
@@ -710,7 +710,7 @@
 <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples
 <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott.  <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
 <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed.
-<olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM  <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory  <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then?   <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading
+<olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM  <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory  <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then?  <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading
 <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back
 <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
 <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable