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+We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.
+		-- La Rochefoucauld
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+Just don't compare it with a real language, or you'll be unhappy...  :-)
+		-- Larry Wall in <1992May12.190238.5667@netlabs.com>
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+However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
+There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious
+beliefs.  There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than
+Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being.
+But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf
+should be used sparingly.  The religious factions that are growing
+throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom.
+They are trying to force government leaders into following their position
+100 percent.  If you disagree with these religious groups on a
+particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of
+money or votes or both.  I'm frankly sick and tired of the political
+preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be
+a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C," and "D."  Just who do
+they think they are?  And from where do they presume to claim the
+right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?  And I am even more angry as
+a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who
+thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll
+call in the Senate.  I am warning them today:  I will fight them every
+step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all
+Americans in the name of "conservatism."
+		-- Senator Barry Goldwater, from the Congressional Record, September 16, 1981
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+System going down in 5 minutes.
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+No End
+
+When government is lazy and informal
+The people are kind and honest;
+When government is efficient and severe
+The people are discontented and deceitful.
+Good fortune follows upon disaster;
+Disaster lurks within good fortune;
+Who can say how things will end?
+Perhaps there is no end.
+Honesty is ever deceived;
+Kindness is ever seduced;
+Men have been like this for a long time.
+So the sage is firm but not cutting,
+Pointed but not piercing,
+Straight but not rigid,
+Bright but not blinding.
+		-- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"
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+"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
+cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H. L. Mencken
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+	"I quite agree with you," said the Duchess; "and the moral of
+that is -- `Be what you would seem to be' -- or, if you'd like it put
+more simply -- `Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it
+might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not
+otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be
+otherwise.'"
+		-- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland"
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+1893 The ideal brain tonic
+1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all
+	soda fountains
+1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent
+1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears the brain
+1906 The drink of QUALITY
+1907 Good to the last drop
+1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate
+1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze.  Delightful as a Dip in the Sea
+1908 The Drink that Cheers but does not inebriate
+1917 There's a delicious freshness to the taste of Coca-Cola
+1919 It satisfies thirst
+1919 The taste is the test
+1922 Every glass holds the answer to thirst
+1922 Thirst knows no season
+1925 Enjoy the sociable drink
+		-- Coca-Cola slogans
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