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1 2004-06-04.txt:16:20:44: <Keymaker> i'm probably never be one, since there are those bandwidth-monsters..
2 2005-05-10.txt:17:55:01: <GregorR-L> Every monster is an op...
3 2005-09-10.txt:22:45:51: <calamari> for some reason that reminds me of monsters inc.. 23-19!! :)
4 2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: <GregorR> I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!
5 2005-10-05.txt:22:53:15: <Arrogant> Flying spaghetti monster
6 2005-10-05.txt:22:54:21: * WildHalcyon eats a flying spaghetti monster. My current state is: Awake and Slightly Full
7 2005-10-25.txt:02:27:33: <GregorR> The lag monster XD
8 2005-11-01.txt:18:50:28: <GregorR> Also, OMG FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER >>> JESUS LOL!
9 2005-12-21.txt:00:07:36: <Gs30ng> i'm not gonna say something which can hurt you who believe in noodly apprendage of Flying Spaghetti Monster
10 2006-05-28.txt:00:43:56: <ihope_> Hmm... I isn't actually a monster class, is it?
11 2006-05-28.txt:00:46:19: <fizzie> Isn't it "I" when there's a monster you can't see.
12 2006-05-28.txt:00:49:39: <ihope_> Those are all the monsters that still exist in my NetHack game.
13 2006-08-29.txt:00:16:13: * GreyKnight reads a blessed scroll of genocide. What class of monsters do you wish to genocide? , Wiped out all newbies. Wiped out all lusers. Wiped out all script kiddies. Wiped out lament.
14 2006-11-04.txt:19:38:04: <SevenInchBread> Maybe he uses a Lisp-Forth hybrid monster.
15 2006-11-05.txt:00:01:09: * oerjan regrets participating in the creation of a monster.
16 2006-12-21.txt:03:51:51: <bsmntbombdood> zany other monster guts
17 2006-12-22.txt:18:48:51: <GregorR> Yes - I have created a monster.
18 2006-12-22.txt:18:49:51: <GregorR> It's Frankenstein's monster.
19 2006-12-23.txt:01:50:54: <ihope> Pudding rust monster invisible monster vampire mummy snake gnome!
20 2006-12-31.txt:20:39:28: * CakeProphet immediately conjures up images of an evil C monster stabbing him with sharp pointers.
21 2007-01-01.txt:22:00:39: <oerjan> and of course there would be _some_ monsters.
22 2007-01-23.txt:00:23:55: <oerjan> oh no, the frankincense monster
23 2007-03-16.txt:23:31:43: <oerjan> HE WAS EATEN BY THE COOKIE MONSTER
24 2007-04-30.txt:09:18:56: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric.
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28 2007-05-10.txt:23:12:30: * oerjan smiles at the monster he has created.
29 2007-05-14.txt:15:34:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric.
30 2007-05-14.txt:16:50:44: <Feuermonster> o_O
31 2007-05-14.txt:16:51:22: <Feuermonster> Which language is that written in?
32 2007-05-14.txt:16:52:03: <Feuermonster> I mean, in which language do you write the source-code?
33 2007-05-14.txt:16:52:20: <Feuermonster> Php,Python,Ruby,BASIC whatever?
34 2007-05-14.txt:16:53:54: <Feuermonster> I guess index : 50 means index / 50?
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39 2007-05-19.txt:16:42:57: <Feuermonster> I made a new esoteric language with only one instruction: 0
40 2007-05-19.txt:16:43:23: <Feuermonster> It may print hello, world. But It may do something else.
41 2007-05-19.txt:17:17:35: <SimonRC> Feuermonster: ahh
42 2007-05-19.txt:17:20:02: <Feuermonster> http://clonkturm.cl.ohost.de/OIIEFAVGEL.exe <- Interpreter for windows.
43 2007-05-19.txt:17:20:21: <Feuermonster> You can write some 0 in the TexBox and click NULL it.
44 2007-05-19.txt:17:20:31: <Feuermonster> You can write more than one 0.
45 2007-05-19.txt:17:27:35: <Feuermonster> http://rafb.net/p/FqFCCF37.html
46 2007-05-19.txt:17:39:00: <Feuermonster> Each 0 is a random operationen.
47 2007-05-19.txt:18:07:28: <Feuermonster> Its VisualBasic.
48 2007-05-19.txt:18:07:54: <Feuermonster> http://rafb.net/p/joaReZ71.html
49 2007-05-19.txt:18:08:02: <Feuermonster> Now it is pasted as VB
50 2007-05-19.txt:18:53:24: <Pikhq> Feuermonster: Why VB?
51 2007-05-19.txt:18:57:02: <Feuermonster> VB is the easiest language.
52 2007-05-19.txt:18:57:06: <Feuermonster> And has RAID:
53 2007-05-19.txt:18:57:10: <Feuermonster> -: +.
54 2007-05-19.txt:18:57:33: <Feuermonster> So I can make a GUI.
55 2007-05-19.txt:18:57:59: <Feuermonster> I cant even read a C++ Programm.
56 2007-05-19.txt:19:00:27: <Feuermonster> Nearly every esoteric language is easier to learn than C++.
57 2007-05-19.txt:19:02:13: <Feuermonster> No. It's because, you need to include headers.
58 2007-05-19.txt:19:02:49: <Feuermonster> And you cant write if(foo.Find("foo"))
59 2007-05-19.txt:19:03:10: <Feuermonster> you need something like if (!(foo.Find("foo") = std::npos))
60 2007-05-19.txt:19:06:36: <Feuermonster> You need a lot of lines just to make if(foo.Contain("foo")) Then foo = foo.Replace("foo","fooo) in C++
61 2007-05-19.txt:19:06:53: <Feuermonster> +s
62 2007-05-19.txt:19:06:59: <Feuermonster> +"
63 2007-05-19.txt:19:17:18: <Feuermonster> Anyway, I wouldnt know, how to write OIIEFAVGEL in C++
64 2007-05-19.txt:19:19:42: <Feuermonster> .oO(I dont know how to write anything in C++)
65 2007-05-19.txt:19:21:06: <Feuermonster> OIIEFAVGEL = one instruction is enough for a very good esoteric language
66 2007-05-19.txt:19:31:13: <Feuermonster> Thats just the source of the parsing
67 2007-05-19.txt:19:31:56: <Feuermonster> ToParse = TextBox.Text
68 2007-05-19.txt:19:34:24: <Feuermonster> But, then, you can write mor than just 0.
69 2007-05-19.txt:19:34:56: <Feuermonster> in OIIEFAVGEL there is only one valid character: 0
70 2007-05-19.txt:19:37:24: <Feuermonster> It's just a "joke language". You cant make any "good" Programms with OIIEFAVGEL.
71 2007-05-19.txt:19:38:12: <Feuermonster> paste the code with rafb.net/paste/
72 2007-05-19.txt:19:38:34: <bsmntbombdood> Feuermonster: it was only one line
73 2007-05-19.txt:19:39:47: <Feuermonster> But, that doesnt make anything.
74 2007-05-19.txt:19:39:58: <Feuermonster> And what?
75 2007-05-19.txt:19:40:05: <Feuermonster> It cant print out anything.
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77 2007-05-29.txt:23:42:16: <SimonRC> ehird`: oh gods I have created you as a monster in my own image
78 2007-07-21.txt:05:22:04: <RodgerTheGreat> on an unrelated note, I've come up with a bunch of monsters and things for the player and fluffy, his faithful genetically engineered pencil-sharpener, to face in my RPG: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/images/CRPG%20combat.png
79 2007-08-02.txt:19:59:51: <oerjan> ehird` is clearly related to norwegian "uhyre", monster.
80 2007-08-03.txt:15:16:50: <ehird`> It's a flood monster.
81 2007-08-07.txt:09:32:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric.
82 2007-08-07.txt:10:12:02: <Feuermonster> !++++++++++[>++++++<-]>+++++.
83 2007-08-07.txt:10:35:31: <Feuermonster> Exists a source of a bf compiler?
84 2007-08-07.txt:10:45:22: <Feuermonster> I thought, I could translate it to C++ and compile it (extern) with a very small C++ Compiler.
85 2007-08-07.txt:10:45:37: <Feuermonster> But til now, i did not find a small c++ compiler.
86 2007-08-07.txt:10:47:05: <Feuermonster> In the best way, it should be one .exe.
87 2007-08-07.txt:10:47:38: <Feuermonster> (And can be started with command lines.)
88 2007-08-07.txt:10:47:42: <Feuermonster> Like gcc foo.c
89 2007-08-07.txt:10:48:40: <Feuermonster> But gcc is not very comfortable for my use.
90 2007-08-07.txt:16:26:40: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)).
91 2007-08-19.txt:21:45:33: <Eidolos> GregorR: you've created a monster!
92 2007-08-19.txt:22:43:54: <Gurami> How does http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster fit in?
93 2007-08-19.txt:22:44:24: <relix> the marshmallows are the desert after the meal that is the flying spaghetti monster?
94 2007-10-18.txt:00:13:27: <oklopol> i haven't actually seen a hentai *movie* with tentacle monsters, i might enjoy that, dunno
95 2007-11-04.txt:01:04:35: <oerjan> a monster hiding in your code, growing..
96 2007-12-17.txt:23:15:48: <Slereah> Maybe you could include that gravirrific monster from... Final Fantasy?
97 2008-01-05.txt:22:02:36: <Slereah> A loop could be casting a spell on a monster with n health point, until he's dead! :o
98 2008-01-05.txt:22:04:11: <Slereah> You have this monster.
99 2008-01-05.txt:22:05:22: <Hiato> and summon a monster
100 2008-01-05.txt:22:05:56: <Slereah> He summons input monsters, and random number monster encounter!
101 2008-01-05.txt:22:09:29: <Slereah> But it's true that it would be better to include NPC's, instead of just monster grinding.
102 2008-01-05.txt:22:10:44: <Slereah> Monster and object variables from the DM, and actions from the hero
103 2008-01-05.txt:22:11:29: <Slereah> The general words "monster" and "object" would be a cue for input
104 2008-01-05.txt:22:11:38: <Slereah> "A monster appear!"
105 2008-01-05.txt:22:12:02: <Slereah> While specific monsters would be values without requiring input
106 2008-01-05.txt:22:12:26: <Hiato> each monster is the value of it's XP
107 2008-01-16.txt:22:09:55: <ehird`> but anyway this is all wrong, because the flying spaghetti monster is real
108 2008-01-27.txt:21:22:02: <GregorR> Flying SPAGhetti Monster?
109 2008-01-27.txt:21:24:58: <Asztal> Hmm, apparently "the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot"
110 2008-01-27.txt:21:38:14: <Asztal> soon my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall arrive... :)
111 2008-03-08.txt:20:23:38: <SimonRC> hehehe "Indeed, if we look at transcripts of Sesame Monsters speech, it is remarkable how transparent it is. Sesame Monsters are almost obsessively focused on the sorts of tasks or skill sets that a frugivore needs to find food - They are fascinated with the difference between one thing and another, with distinguishing objects from groups, they're obsessed with timing, with location, with finding, with counting."
112 2008-03-29.txt:16:07:41: <ehird> and if you think svn's user interface is nice I don't know what kind of monster you are
113 2008-04-28.txt:00:02:34: <Sgeo> You reawoke the PSOX monster!
114 2008-04-28.txt:13:51:35: <ehird_> it's like frankenstein's monster
115 2008-04-28.txt:13:51:52: <ais523> ehird_: no, frankenstein's monster is a Nomic rule
116 2008-04-29.txt:18:09:51: <Slereah> YOU MONSTER
117 2008-05-01.txt:23:59:07: <sauxdado> Slereah_: consider a Quake clone where you have a list of options of which monster to kill.
118 2008-05-03.txt:14:03:09: <ehird> olsner: i don't think the flying spaghetti monster really cares all that much
119 2008-05-23.txt:04:36:08: <RodgerTheGreat> this is an awesome idea. Children's drawings interpreted realistically: http://themonsterengine.com/art.html#
120 2008-05-26.txt:18:35:28: <ehird> get the monster rule to power 2!!!
121 2008-05-26.txt:18:48:02: <ehird> We asked the oracle, “What would life be like without THE MONSTER?” ...and the oracle responded: “asdf”
122 2008-06-06.txt:21:30:32: <Hiato> it's a monster...
123 2008-06-08.txt:21:26:12: <tusho> 97=FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
124 2008-06-08.txt:21:26:30: <tusho> if c == 'a': # c = flying spaghetti monster
125 2008-06-17.txt:17:05:07: <tusho> you should totally monsterify the winning rule next
126 2008-06-17.txt:17:05:09: <tusho> so that we can win by monster
127 2008-06-17.txt:17:05:20: <ais523> tusho: I have to monsterify rules at random
128 2008-06-18.txt:01:52:26: <Dewi> oklofok: hmm... in guild wars there are a few things you can find out in the middle of nowhere, with no advantage to finding them - strange fortresses with tough monsters guarding nothing at all, the corpses of a beast and a carriage lying in the snow...
129 2008-06-24.txt:15:54:12: <AnMaster> iirc there is one, some quad-core monster from intel or amd
130 2008-06-25.txt:00:39:44: <Phenax> if u dont send dis mesage to 40 ppl be4 u go to bed a monster will eat u when u sleep i am not jking
131 2008-06-25.txt:00:40:57: <oerjan> That's it, if I get eaten by a monster tonight YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER
132 2008-06-29.txt:00:39:28: <oerjan> no! evil subversive monster felines!
133 2008-07-04.txt:19:37:44: <tusho> I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER
134 2008-07-14.txt:22:11:24: <tusho> ais523: I am basing this on the psychological theory "sleep deprivation makes you an awesome monster of amazing"
135 2008-08-08.txt:18:25:17: <optbot> tusho: Plot Outline: In the middle of her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by witches and monsters, where humans are changed into animals.
136 2008-08-12.txt:19:11:49: <oklopol> well, there's this monster that eats a town full of people about every 10000 years.
137 2008-08-12.txt:19:12:25: <oklopol> cuz, the monster has decided to eat them ofc
138 2008-08-12.txt:19:12:48: <oklopol> the monster looks kinda like a butterfly, and can shoot massive fireballs, apparently.
139 2008-08-12.txt:19:15:02: <Deewiant> oklopol: maybe one of http://www.imdb.com/keyword/giant-monster/giant-insect/ ?
140 2008-09-03.txt:14:02:11: <fizzie> The paper path in that monster of a copier is probably several miles long. Well, not really, but it's still an imposing thing. At least printers are smaller than I am, I don't feel quite so threatened by them.
141 2008-09-06.txt:21:09:44: <GreyKnight> OkloThePol: "oklob plants" are a dastardly and widely-feared monster from the game Crawl (see ##crawl)
142 2008-09-08.txt:19:45:03: <ais523> also different monsters have different speeds
143 2008-09-08.txt:19:45:23: <tusho> i am just calling the period where the 1-turn-moving monsters are still a 'turn'
144 2008-09-12.txt:01:00:57: <tusho> ead. After quenching his bloodthirst, something truly special happened. Jibbedybob so the Loch Ness Monster decided to rape everyone. But Jibbedybob reveal himself to the man - the hot, sweaty man - SUDDENLY - all the sex was used up. So Jibbedybob bought some more at a convenience store. THE END
145 2008-09-21.txt:12:45:57: <Slereah_> Is Korea often invaded by furry monsters?
146 2008-09-21.txt:12:56:07: <tusho> HanDongSeong: so wait, was it furries or furry monsters
147 2008-09-24.txt:21:13:34: <tusho> "*creates hideous monster*"
148 2008-10-19.txt:16:13:54: <ehird> Globby, goey, like... a gloopy slimeball...monster...thing.
149 2008-10-23.txt:15:04:18: <ehird> and that an ascii art picture of the cookie monster is the word "Monster"
150 2008-10-23.txt:15:06:47: <ehird> AnMaster: mad scientist is an agora office that every week publishes a proposal to add to the Monster rule, a few sentences from a randomly selected rule with a certain noun replaced with Monster throughout
151 2008-10-23.txt:15:07:10: <ehird> i replaced the whale with an ascii art cookie monster
152 2008-10-29.txt:22:43:42: <fungot> fizzie: not bad. i think i should just sell or give away all the monsters and hit points and other silliness
153 2008-11-11.txt:17:20:35: <ais523> does that include Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
154 2008-12-18.txt:22:16:41: <oerjan> it's the bathtub monster from Rose is Rose
155 2008-12-21.txt:22:30:09: <Slereah_> Happy like a frankenstein monster
156 2008-12-23.txt:16:37:03: <Slereah_> You're a monster
157 2008-12-28.txt:16:54:17: <mib_ub9ay1> "A Rare Blend of Monster Raving Egomania and Utter Batshit Insanity" -- on Wolfram-ANewKindofScience, http://www.cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/reviews/wolfram/
158 2009-01-08.txt:15:57:53: <oerjan> MAIN RESULT IS A POPULAR FLASH GAME ABOUT FIGHTING TENTACLED MONSTERS
159 2009-01-25.txt:19:15:14: <AnMaster> ... maybe the flying spaghetti monster?
160 2009-02-17.txt:21:14:50: * AnMaster invites oklopol to ##flyingspaghettimonster
161 2009-02-21.txt:02:39:26: <shapr> I just had a monster fried steak sub, so I am sated.
162 2009-02-23.txt:01:41:07: * oerjan realizes he has created a monster
163 2009-02-28.txt:16:37:08: <ehird> oh god. I just created a monster.
164 2009-02-28.txt:17:12:17: <ehird> nobody wants to inquire about my monster i see ;P
165 2009-02-28.txt:17:14:17: <ehird> oh, not that monster.
166 2009-02-28.txt:21:44:30: <oerjan> in countries older than the USA the tunnels have evolved assorted monsters and stuff so it's not safe to go into them. iirc.
167 2009-02-28.txt:21:45:55: <oklopol> because i never see any monsters here in the sewers.
168 2009-03-16.txt:18:42:32: <AnMaster> Qsztql <-- looks like a monster in nethack?
169 2009-03-16.txt:18:46:14: <fizzie> But that's a god, not a monster.
170 2009-03-16.txt:18:47:45: <fizzie> Quetzalcoatl is the feathered snake. And couatl is a D&D monster that refers to that, and has the A symbol. So it's probably that.
171 2009-03-16.txt:18:48:04: <AnMaster> fizzie, what about "couatl" <Rodney> a[4]: Monster: 'A' angelic beings: couatl, Aleax, Angel, ki-rin, Archon
172 2009-03-17.txt:19:48:50: <AnMaster> Monsterous Regiment (paper back): 494 pages
173 2009-03-21.txt:19:11:58: <ehird> http://hugsformonsters.com/images/blog/IE2.jpg
174 2009-03-23.txt:22:35:07: <AnMaster> monsters*
175 2009-03-23.txt:23:59:24: <AnMaster> lament, where did fantasy monsters enter into it?
176 2009-03-24.txt:00:03:53: <AnMaster> btw what is "lich" in Swedish? I mean, when talking about the fantasy monster
177 2009-03-24.txt:19:25:52: <zzo38> I am in the process of writing IRC bot as well, called pocket monster IRC. It allows you to play pocket monster IRC
178 2009-03-24.txt:19:47:22: <zzo38> I want to know if anyone is interested in pocket monster IRC and if you have requests
179 2009-03-24.txt:19:48:14: <ais523_> more worrying for me is the fact that pocket monster correctly abbreviates to pokémon in both English and Japanese
180 2009-03-24.txt:19:48:41: <zzo38> Yes, "pokemon" is a abbreviation of the Japanese words "poketto monsutaa" which means "pocket monster"
181 2009-03-25.txt:01:03:27: <ehird> 12) Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no.
182 2009-03-27.txt:18:04:08: <zzo38> I just want to try some of the features of PocketMonsterIRC. Send a message to it with a command that you want. Only some command support so far: + - * / rnd
183 2009-03-27.txt:18:04:47: <zzo38> ais523: PocketMonsterIRC
184 2009-03-27.txt:18:05:30: <zzo38> For example: PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :rnd 2d6+1
185 2009-03-27.txt:18:09:38: <zzo38> There are reasons I don't. But when you tell the bot what channel you want it will automatically join any channels that any users have told PocketMonsterIRC to join (for public dice rolls or for watching a pocket monster game going on between two users)
186 2009-03-27.txt:18:11:33: <ais523> ehird: PocketMonsterIRC already replies with NOTICE
187 2009-03-27.txt:18:16:15: -!- zzo38 has quit ("I told PocketMonsterIRC to also quit.").
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189 2009-03-27.txt:18:35:27: <zzo38> Now I implemented "join" in PocketMonsterIRC so you can roll publicly. Once I finished implement pocket monster game it will be you can watch the game also, but only the things that are allowed to be public (for example, percentage of HP but not the exact value, unless the option tells you that both players are allowed to know the exact value)
190 2009-03-27.txt:18:36:07: <zzo38> Just try PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :join #esoteric
191 2009-03-27.txt:18:36:16: <zzo38> And then PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :ro 2d6+1
192 2009-03-27.txt:18:36:31: <ais523> <-> PocketMonsterIRC> join #esoteric
193 2009-03-27.txt:18:37:45: <ais523> so people on non-telnet clients don't have to type out /msg PocketMonsterIRC every time they say something
194 2009-03-27.txt:18:38:42: <zzo38> And PocketMonsterIRC will tell the type of dice to the channel if you do public roll dice
195 2009-03-27.txt:18:39:01: <ehird> you have to type /msg PocketMonsterIRC all the time
196 2009-03-27.txt:18:42:47: <zzo38> Just send something like "join channel" and "prefix ,," to PocketMonsterIRC, and then any message you send to that channel if it starts with two commas it will remove the two comma and handle it as a message from you.
197 2009-03-27.txt:18:49:02: <ais523> [17:34] [Notice] -PocketMonsterIRC to #esoteric- zzo38:ro 2d6+1 3 = 6; 4; 7
198 2009-03-27.txt:18:59:01: -!- PocketMonsterIRC has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)).
199 2009-03-27.txt:18:59:09: -!- zzo38 has quit ("OK I will work on PocketMonsterIRC more").
200 2009-03-28.txt:23:17:57: <fizzie> That wikia-nethack-thing has some very "practical" methods for troll removal: "Completely fill the level with monsters so that the troll has nowhere to revive."
201 2009-04-07.txt:21:12:42: <oklopol_> Deewiant: you heartless monster
202 2009-04-09.txt:17:51:54: <ehird> http://bilder.wibla.net/albums/monster/DSC_1820.sized.jpg
203 2009-04-20.txt:17:02:34: <oerjan> ehird: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurMonstersAreDifferent
204 2009-04-21.txt:20:38:28: <ehird> it'd just be nice to have apps start up without bothering the noisy, slow (yet big) mechanical monster
205 2009-04-22.txt:19:07:59: <ehird> MONSTER CABLE FOR YOUR KEYBOARD
206 2009-04-22.txt:19:08:34: <ehird> Deewiant: You're not srsly saying you think highly of Monster Cable?
207 2009-04-22.txt:19:08:43: <Deewiant> Monster Cable is a company?
208 2009-04-22.txt:19:09:06: <ehird> Also, sue people for using the name "Monster".
209 2009-04-22.txt:19:09:15: <ehird> Because they invented the word monster, see.
210 2009-04-22.txt:19:10:37: <fizzie> Yes, well, Monster Cable sells "faster" HDMI cables too.
211 2009-04-25.txt:18:41:19: <nooga> i just thought maybe since vanlig = animal and ovanling = monster? then oflicka would mean monster too ;d
212 2009-04-25.txt:22:58:53: <ehird> It's completely useless, it has a silly name, and it's given equal prominence to the only useful button. The day it goes is the day Google finally becomes an unfun corporate monster.
213 2009-04-29.txt:22:23:24: <fizzie> My iBook! You're saying it's dead! You monster!
214 2009-05-11.txt:20:45:11: <ehird> It depends on using Monster(TM) Cable(R)s.
215 2009-05-14.txt:18:56:56: <GregorR> I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine.
216 2009-05-14.txt:18:58:44: <ehird> 18:56 GregorR: I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine.
217 2009-05-15.txt:23:07:37: <AnMaster> A new noble seeks to clear a patch of wilderness of all monsters. <-- sounds like most computer RPGs/adventure games
218 2009-05-15.txt:23:08:38: <zzo38> You are right. But now I added a second one. <A new noble seeks to stop another new noble from clearing a patch of wilderness of all monsters> in addition to keeping the other one also
219 2009-05-15.txt:23:16:42: <zzo38> Many people want to play you have to kill everyone and steal their stuff but D&D is not a computer game! If you want to kill some monsters or whatever and steal their stuff, you should hire murderers and thieves, not adventureres
220 2009-05-20.txt:21:11:19: <fizzie> The heatpipes get bonus points for looking like some sort of tentacle monster.
221 2009-05-21.txt:22:15:20: <ehird> REBEL! REBEL! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOLOLOLOLOL
222 2009-05-21.txt:23:40:58: <ehird> AnMaster: Did you also know: the flying spaghetti monster doesn't really exist?
223 2009-05-23.txt:22:53:31: <zzo38> I can send messages to PocketMonsterIRC on Freenode and also multiple widnows I have connected is that because of the same address or something like that?
224 2009-05-24.txt:12:05:14: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric.
225 2009-05-24.txt:12:08:43: -!- Feuermonster has quit ("Lost terminal").
226 2009-05-28.txt:07:24:26: <zzo38> It isn't intended to be pokemon. (For pokemon games I have PocketMonsterIRC)
227 2009-05-31.txt:20:54:46: <AnMaster> ehird, are you still getting that speed monster too
228 2009-05-31.txt:20:55:17: <ehird> AnMaster: The speed monster is what I'm watercooling w/ that gigantic passive radiator.
229 2009-06-02.txt:11:38:10: <AnMaster> I'm not suggesting "monstercable" style here. Just good shielded cable
230 2009-06-02.txt:21:14:45: <jix> and maybe do something that allows monster programs to be "compiled" faster
231 2009-06-07.txt:01:29:36: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party
232 2009-06-12.txt:00:38:39: <zzo38> POCKET MONSTER PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL 111
233 2009-06-16.txt:08:37:08: <fungot> immibis: all monsters are created evil, thieves' guilds, syndicates and similar organisations. this feline predator ( _panthera onca_) is the power of wading through the depths of the dead, air and wind, odin rides through the air. according to zarathustra, is described in snorri's _edda_ as being " pleasing and handsome in appearance, they fly from us. we've got brains. we are fools" ( aesop's fables)
234 2009-06-29.txt:17:48:03: <zzo38> There is a command to make PocketMonsterIRC appear in whatever channel you want.
235 2009-06-29.txt:17:48:48: <GregorR-L> If anybody uses that command to bring PocketMonsterIRC here, they will suffer the wrath of many angry esoers :P
236 2009-06-29.txt:17:51:07: <zzo38> Well, it won't work now anyways, because PocketMonsterIRC is not connected
237 2009-06-30.txt:20:58:17: <Zuu> AnMaster, apparently its a monster called Zuu (from some game)
238 2009-06-30.txt:20:58:39: <zid> any using monsters from mythology
239 2009-06-30.txt:21:00:27: <Zuu> GregorR is a monster from.... erhm, real life!
240 2009-07-12.txt:00:16:58: <ehird> We swear off such Foul demons as that monster "G-H-C-I".
241 2009-07-14.txt:16:01:34: <ehird> GregorR-L: have you ever been a monster?
242 2009-07-18.txt:15:55:32: <ehird> http://blog.cocoia.com/2009/pocket-monster-brands/ ← "Here we go: corporate brand design, the Pokémon edition."
243 2009-07-20.txt:20:02:33: <ehird> lol@bottomright bit about the loch ness monster
244 2009-07-24.txt:23:40:22: <ehird> I'm just saying that $2,000 gets you a nice high-end rig; it doesn't get you a gigantic monster of computing rampage.
245 2009-08-02.txt:05:37:18: <pikhq> http://deanm.github.com/pre3d/monster.html You just got one-upped.
246 2009-08-02.txt:19:21:30: <ais523> I think that's how NetBattle (presumably the 'pocket monster IRC' that zzo38 used) works
247 2009-08-05.txt:20:38:26: <ehird> i.e. optimise for paths that avoid interacting with monsters
248 2009-08-11.txt:21:40:12: <ais523> assuming no monsters have a potion of acid on them, which is very unlikely, you can destroy the whole castle like that more or less
249 2009-08-11.txt:21:40:29: <ais523> and you don't need to elbereth your square, apart from monsters in the moat none of them will get near yo
250 2009-08-11.txt:22:03:18: <ais523> as a valk, going beyond 14 is inadvisable because it helps the monsters more than it helps you
251 2009-08-11.txt:22:03:23: <ais523> (harder monsters spawn the more powerful you are)
252 2009-08-16.txt:01:35:50: <ehird> Flying Spaghetti Monster is a NWO Illuminati conspiracy !
253 2009-08-19.txt:23:49:25: <ehird> "It's the other kind of VM: Vomiting Monsters"
254 2009-08-20.txt:21:45:03: <Sgeo_> Come to think of it, it would be on the same level as fighting monsters that guard the information you want. It's extending entertainment in such a way that it blocks productive use.
255 2009-08-22.txt:16:11:06: <ais523> and NetHack AIs are rarely pacifist, although Planar's more cautious of monsters than most
256 2009-08-25.txt:12:55:30: <ehird> "I started the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. AMA"
257 2009-08-26.txt:19:19:57: <ehird2> hideous monster beetle on trial for ... something to do with amerika
258 2009-08-29.txt:17:31:30: <ehird> "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit
259 2009-08-29.txt:17:44:03: <GregorR> "Monster dildo cocks"
260 2009-08-29.txt:17:44:23: <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks?
261 2009-08-29.txt:17:44:29: <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
262 2009-08-29.txt:17:44:50: <ehird> They are monster dildo cocks.
263 2009-08-29.txt:17:45:38: <ehird> `addquote <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
264 2009-08-29.txt:17:45:39: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
265 2009-08-30.txt:12:22:09: <AnMaster> "Lenovo's W700ds is a monster machine for sure; a freakish implementation of a power-user's wishlist created with little regard for practical concerns like portability or cost." <-- nice summary.
266 2009-09-05.txt:22:34:57: <fungot> ais523: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it?
267 2009-09-06.txt:16:25:49: <ehird> Flying Spaghetti Monster
268 2009-09-10.txt:02:03:20: <ehird> OTOH, my dad at least used to have a once-a-monster Pentium 4 really-tall workstation tower thingy, which he did audio editing on using some old version of Pro Tools (so quite a heavy workload), and it had Me and never crashed
269 2009-09-14.txt:22:19:52: <ais523> no, it's an approximation for monster routing
270 2009-09-14.txt:22:20:17: <ais523> as in, we're trying to predict where enemy monsters will go
271 2009-09-14.txt:22:20:36: <ais523> and it's better to guess wrong in a way that gives the monsters more places to move to, than one that doesn't
272 2009-09-15.txt:04:52:43: <GregorR> Aug 29 12:31:30 <ehird> "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit <-- I thought this was a confusing name for a porn vid!
273 2009-09-15.txt:04:53:21: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
274 2009-09-15.txt:04:54:17: <GregorR> Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes
275 2009-09-15.txt:04:54:47: <coppro> Monster
276 2009-09-15.txt:04:55:26: <ehird> That still doesn't explain Monster. :P
277 2009-09-15.txt:04:55:49: <GregorR> I assume the dildos are monster.
278 2009-09-15.txt:04:56:11: <ehird> Like, shaped like the penis of a monster?
279 2009-09-15.txt:04:56:14: <ehird> Define "monster"!
280 2009-09-15.txt:04:56:21: <GregorR> `define monster
281 2009-09-15.txt:08:32:30: <AnMaster> ais523, does TAEB track info about currently out of sight monsters? Like, it just went up stairs and below there is a black dragon next to the stairs, it will calculate with that if it decides to go down again?
282 2009-09-15.txt:08:38:22: <AnMaster> ais523, I have been thinking about that myself, one one hand it is better to save it, until you run into a bad monster (since you can't know which one you will run into first), on the other hand, messages like "one of your scrolls of genocide catch fire" really sucks
283 2009-09-17.txt:00:51:28: <zzo38> On Sunday, I played D&D. My character, and a monster, teleported into the exact center of a building, and there was a kitchen there, with a fire elemental cooking something. Now my question is, how would *you* act in this situation? (I have some idea but maybe you are different?)
284 2009-09-28.txt:21:52:08: <fungot> ehird: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle!
285 2009-10-05.txt:03:29:25: <ehird> What language? I'm happy to run it on this 2.16GHz Core 2 Duo... not exactly a monster machine, but presumably rather faster.
286 2009-10-15.txt:11:41:17: <ais523> one thing I'm wondering about is a list of ambiguous monsters
287 2009-10-15.txt:11:46:07: <ais523> it seems that AngBand has a mechanic like this, where , could indicate a door, a mushroom (item), or a mushroom (monster)
288 2009-10-16.txt:16:10:17: <ehird> http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster?
289 2009-10-16.txt:17:01:20: <AnMaster> <ehird> http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster?
290 2009-10-18.txt:17:14:18: <oerjan> the monster!
291 2009-10-23.txt:22:32:02: <fungot> Oranjer: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it?
292 2009-10-26.txt:04:56:49: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
293 2009-10-26.txt:05:10:03: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
294 2009-10-28.txt:18:31:07: <fungot> Oranjer1: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!! gotcha!
295 2009-10-28.txt:18:56:14: <fungot> fizzie: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle!
296 2009-10-28.txt:22:05:56: <fungot> fax: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle!
297 2009-10-29.txt:04:16:44: <fungot> fax: we must do it to save you! who the heck are you?! c'mon!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!
298 2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: <fungot> Oranjer: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle!
299 2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: <fungot> Oranjer: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!
300 2009-11-11.txt:16:13:56: <ais523> zzo38's a big pocket monsters IRC fan
301 [too many lines; stopping]