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| 1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. | |
| 2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" | |
| 3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. | |
| 4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop | |
| 5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. | |
| 6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. | |
| 7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. | |
| 8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life | |
| 9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence | |
| 10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? | |
| 11 11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D | |
| 12 12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. | |
| 13 13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom | |
| 14 14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. | |
| 15 15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. | |
| 16 16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. | |
| 17 17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. | |
| 18 18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. | |
| 19 19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! | |
| 20 20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads | |
| 21 21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once | |
| 22 22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste | |
| 23 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" | |
| 24 24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers | |
| 25 25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! | |
| 26 26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! | |
| 27 27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers | |
| 28 28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" | |
| 29 29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? | |
| 30 30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. | |
| 31 31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. | |
| 32 32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. | |
| 33 33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. | |
| 34 34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" | |
| 35 35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list | |
| 36 36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary | |
| 37 37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister | |
| 38 38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that | |
| 39 39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective | |
| 40 40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions | |
| 41 41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? | |
| 42 42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. | |
| 43 43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly | |
| 44 44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? | |
| 45 45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics | |
| 46 46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. | |
| 47 47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. | |
| 48 48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. | |
| 49 49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? | |
| 50 50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> | |
| 51 51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? | |
| 52 52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? | |
| 53 53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. | |
| 54 54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. | |
| 55 55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. | |
| 56 56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? | |
| 57 57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. | |
| 58 58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? | |
| 59 59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? | |
| 60 60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard | |
| 61 61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge | |
| 62 62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has | |
| 63 63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here | |
| 64 64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies | |
| 65 65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". | |
| 66 66) <fax> im the worst person in the world | |
| 67 67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) | |
| 68 68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" | |
| 69 69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? | |
| 70 70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? | |
| 71 71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program | |
| 72 72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it | |
| 73 73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit | |
| 74 74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. | |
| 75 75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! | |
| 76 76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? | |
| 77 77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter | |
| 78 78) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. | |
| 79 79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. | |
| 80 80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. | |
| 81 81) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | |
| 82 82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | |
| 83 83) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | |
| 84 84) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | |
| 85 85) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay | |
| 86 86) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. | |
| 87 87) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | |
| 88 88) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. | |
| 89 89) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | |
| 90 90) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | |
| 91 91) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | |
| 92 92) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future | |
| 93 93) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... | |
| 94 94) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat | |
| 95 95) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. | |
| 96 96) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. | |
| 97 97) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone | |
| 98 98) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... | |
| 99 99) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) | |
| 100 100) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? | |
| 101 101) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along | |
| 102 102) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> | |
| 103 103) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O | |
| 104 104) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. | |
| 105 105) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. | |
| 106 106) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | |
| 107 107) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | |
| 108 108) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | |
| 109 109) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | |
| 110 110) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | |
| 111 111) <alise> use "grep --crazy" | |
| 112 112) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| | |
| 113 113) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | |
| 114 114) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | |
| 115 115) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | |
| 116 116) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | |
| 117 117) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit | |
| 118 118) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... | |
| 119 119) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? | |
| 120 120) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later | |
| 121 121) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] | |
| 122 122) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia | |
| 123 123) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | |
| 124 124) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. | |
| 125 125) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine | |
| 126 126) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus | |
| 127 127) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. | |
| 128 128) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil | |
| 129 129) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles | |
| 130 130) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing | |
| 131 131) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough | |
| 132 132) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. | |
| 133 133) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 134 134) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well | |
| 135 135) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs | |
| 136 136) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it | |
| 137 137) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 138 138) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. | |
| 139 139) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. | |
| 140 140) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. | |
| 141 141) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple | |
| 142 142) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff | |
| 143 143) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. | |
| 144 144) <cheater99> incest is best | |
| 145 145) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? | |
| 146 146) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on | |
| 147 147) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P | |
| 148 148) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower | |
| 149 149) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! | |
| 150 150) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 151 151) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. | |
| 152 152) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 153 153) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok | |
| 154 154) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" | |
| 155 155) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | |
| 156 156) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). | |
| 157 157) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. | |
| 158 158) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. | |
| 159 159) <ais523> it was too difficult | |
| 160 160) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. | |
| 161 161) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more | |
| 162 162) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) | |
| 163 163) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? | |
| 164 164) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. | |
| 165 165) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 166 166) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right | |
| 167 167) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon | |
| 168 168) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me | |
| 169 169) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW | |
| 170 170) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." | |
| 171 171) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. | |
| 172 172) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN | |
| 173 173) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. | |
| 174 174) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. | |
| 175 175) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) | |
| 176 176) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 177 177) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. | |
| 178 178) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version | |
| 179 179) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 180 180) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. | |
| 181 181) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol | |
| 182 182) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus | |
| 183 183) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why | |
| 184 184) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! | |
| 185 185) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. | |
| 186 186) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic | |
| 187 187) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream | |
| 188 188) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. | |
| 189 189) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python | |
| 190 190) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. | |
| 191 191) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. | |
| 192 192) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. | |
| 193 193) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. | |
| 194 194) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway | |
| 195 195) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS | |
| 196 196) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? | |
| 197 197) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! | |
| 198 198) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! | |
| 199 199) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. | |
| 200 200) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks | |
| 201 201) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot | |
| 202 202) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. | |
| 203 203) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead | |
| 204 204) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol | |
| 205 205) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ | |
| 206 206) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not | |
| 207 207) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P | |
| 208 208) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. | |
| 209 209) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. | |
| 210 210) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 211 211) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 212 212) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes | |
| 213 213) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. | |
| 214 214) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! | |
| 215 215) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? | |
| 216 216) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* | |
| 217 217) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult | |
| 218 218) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring | |
| 219 219) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? | |
| 220 220) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false | |
| 221 221) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi | |
| 222 222) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious | |
| 223 223) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. | |
| 224 224) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? | |
| 225 225) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. | |
| 226 226) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once | |
| 227 227) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> | |
| 228 228) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) | |
| 229 229) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. | |
| 230 230) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> | |
| 231 231) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" | |
| 232 232) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) | |
| 233 233) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no | |
| 234 234) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. | |
| 235 235) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something | |
| 236 236) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. | |
| 237 237) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too | |
| 238 238) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment | |
| 239 239) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. | |
| 240 240) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. | |
| 241 241) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small | |
| 242 242) <ais523> yay CDE | |
| 243 243) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) | |
| 244 244) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money | |
| 245 245) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid | |
| 246 246) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full | |
| 247 247) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" | |
| 248 248) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor | |
| 249 249) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty | |
| 250 250) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ | |
| 251 251) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp | |
| 252 252) * quintopia sits on gregor | |
| 253 253) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 254 254) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? | |
| 255 255) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. | |
| 256 256) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty | |
| 257 257) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. | |
| 258 258) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 259 259) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. | |
| 260 260) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? | |
| 261 261) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) | |
| 262 262) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties | |
| 263 263) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left | |
| 264 264) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! | |
| 265 265) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay | |
| 266 266) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what | |
| 267 267) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) | |
| 268 268) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. | |
| 269 269) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required | |
| 270 270) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? | |
| 271 271) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck | |
| 272 272) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. | |
| 273 273) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension | |
| 274 274) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 | |
| 275 275) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. | |
| 276 276) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero | |
| 277 277) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P | |
| 278 278) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. | |
| 279 279) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. | |
| 280 280) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." | |
| 281 281) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of | |
| 282 282) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. | |
| 283 283) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 284 284) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) | |
| 285 285) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. | |
| 286 286) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult | |
| 287 287) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! | |
| 288 288) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. | |
| 289 289) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS | |
| 290 290) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia | |
| 291 291) * elliott injects coke into his testicles | |
| 292 292) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. | |
| 293 293) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" | |
| 294 294) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. | |
| 295 295) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them | |
| 296 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | |
| 297 297) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich | |
| 298 298) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! | |
| 299 299) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. | |
| 300 300) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. | |
| 301 301) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 302 302) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 303 303) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. | |
| 304 304) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. | |
| 305 305) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 306 306) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks | |
| 307 307) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you | |
| 308 308) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. | |
| 309 309) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? | |
| 310 310) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! | |
| 311 311) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive | |
| 312 312) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then | |
| 313 313) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn | |
| 314 314) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet | |
| 315 315) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. | |
| 316 316) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 317 317) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something | |
| 318 318) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. | |
| 319 319) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN | |
| 320 320) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". | |
| 321 321) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar | |
| 322 322) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. | |
| 323 323) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. | |
| 324 324) <oklopol> i'm really sleep | |
| 325 325) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. | |
| 326 326) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity | |
| 327 327) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. | |
| 328 328) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. | |
| 329 329) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) | |
| 330 330) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder | |
| 331 331) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. | |
| 332 332) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" | |
| 333 333) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. | |
| 334 334) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 | |
| 335 335) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. | |
| 336 336) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me | |
| 337 337) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 338 338) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 339 339) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims | |
| 340 340) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking | |
| 341 341) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. | |
| 342 342) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history | |
| 343 343) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P | |
| 344 344) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category | |
| 345 345) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea | |
| 346 346) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho | |
| 347 347) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON | |
| 348 348) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons | |
| 349 349) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb | |
| 350 350) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME | |
| 351 351) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? | |
| 352 352) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up | |
| 353 353) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? | |
| 354 354) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer | |
| 355 355) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that | |
| 356 356) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 | |
| 357 357) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed | |
| 358 358) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. | |
| 359 359) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock | |
| 360 360) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent | |
| 361 361) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things | |
| 362 362) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter | |
| 363 363) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method | |
| 364 364) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 365 365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track | |
| 366 366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 367 367) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 368 368) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. | |
| 369 369) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? | |
| 370 370) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup | |
| 371 371) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" | |
| 372 372) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one | |
| 373 373) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two | |
| 374 374) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ | |
| 375 375) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> | |
| 376 376) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so | |
| 377 377) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. | |
| 378 378) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. | |
| 379 379) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit | |
| 380 380) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page | |
| 381 381) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last | |
| 382 382) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. | |
| 383 383) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. | |
| 384 384) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django | |
| 385 385) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ | |
| 386 386) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. | |
| 387 387) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. | |
| 388 388) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome | |
| 389 389) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. | |
| 390 390) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old | |
| 391 391) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse | |
| 392 392) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." | |
| 393 393) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. | |
| 394 394) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. | |
| 395 395) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 396 396) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER | |
| 397 397) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself | |
| 398 398) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 399 399) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring | |
| 400 400) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. | |
| 401 401) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob | |
| 402 402) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies | |
| 403 403) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. | |
| 404 404) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long | |
| 405 405) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? | |
| 406 406) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult | |
| 407 407) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" | |
| 408 408) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well | |
| 409 409) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 410 410) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? | |
| 411 411) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. | |
| 412 412) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good | |
| 413 413) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 414 414) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? | |
| 415 415) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy | |
| 416 416) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. | |
| 417 417) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit | |
| 418 418) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock | |
| 419 419) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. | |
| 420 420) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes | |
| 421 421) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 422 422) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D | |
| 423 423) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green | |
| 424 424) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week | |
| 425 425) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 426 426) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops | |
| 427 427) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing | |
| 428 428) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. | |
| 429 429) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over | |
| 430 430) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. | |
| 431 431) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET | |
| 432 432) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' | |
| 433 433) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! | |
| 434 434) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P | |
| 435 435) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales | |
| 436 436) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned | |
| 437 437) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. | |
| 438 438) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ | |
| 439 439) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 440 440) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. | |
| 441 441) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. | |
| 442 442) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 443 443) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 444 444) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. | |
| 445 445) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 446 446) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills | |
| 447 447) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 448 448) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. | |
| 449 449) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started | |
| 450 450) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s | |
| 451 451) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets | |
| 452 452) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different | |
| 453 453) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best | |
| 454 454) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really | |
| 455 455) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place | |
| 456 456) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. | |
| 457 457) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. | |
| 458 458) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! | |
| 459 459) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. | |
| 460 460) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | |
| 461 461) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. | |
| 462 462) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it | |
| 463 463) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 464 464) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way | |
| 465 465) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. | |
| 466 466) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | |
| 467 467) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | |
| 468 468) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. | |
| 469 469) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED | |
| 470 470) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception | |
| 471 471) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself | |
| 472 472) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) | |
| 473 473) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. | |
| 474 474) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | |
| 475 475) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | |
| 476 476) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise | |
| 477 477) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. | |
| 478 478) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | |
| 479 479) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor | |
| 480 480) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist | |
| 481 481) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! | |
| 482 482) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. | |
| 483 483) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. | |
| 484 484) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | |
| 485 485) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P | |
| 486 486) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | |
| 487 487) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace | |
| 488 488) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? | |
| 489 489) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! | |
| 490 490) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | |
| 491 491) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? | |
| 492 492) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. | |
| 493 493) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly | |
| 494 494) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. | |
| 495 495) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. | |
| 496 496) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... | |
| 497 497) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" | |
| 498 498) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | |
| 499 499) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | |
| 500 500) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | |
| 501 501) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | |
| 502 502) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | |
| 503 503) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new | |
| 504 504) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes | |
| 505 505) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 506 506) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | |
| 507 507) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | |
| 508 508) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! | |
| 509 509) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck | |
| 510 510) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. | |
| 511 511) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | |
| 512 512) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. | |
| 513 513) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | |
| 514 514) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | |
| 515 515) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. | |
| 516 516) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. | |
| 517 517) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. | |
| 518 518) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 519 519) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 520 520) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 521 521) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 522 522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | |
| 523 523) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 524 524) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books | |
| 525 525) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy | |
| 526 526) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. | |
| 527 527) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead | |
| 528 528) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane | |
| 529 529) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction | |
| 530 530) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour | |
| 531 531) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 532 532) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis | |
| 533 533) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 534 534) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough | |
| 535 535) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. | |
| 536 536) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" | |
| 537 537) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. | |
| 538 538) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him | |
| 539 539) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question | |
| 540 540) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? | |
| 541 541) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think | |
| 542 542) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha | |
| 543 543) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? | |
| 544 544) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST | |
| 545 545) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 546 546) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 547 547) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 548 548) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) | |
| 549 549) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up | |
| 550 550) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. | |
| 551 551) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | |
| 552 552) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out | |
| 553 553) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 554 554) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. | |
| 555 555) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language | |
| 556 556) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | |
| 557 557) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads | |
| 558 558) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. | |
| 559 559) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful | |
| 560 560) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this | |
| 561 561) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours | |
| 562 562) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh | |
| 563 563) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. | |
| 564 564) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. | |
| 565 565) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it | |
| 566 566) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] | |
| 567 567) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. | |
| 568 568) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big | |
| 569 569) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk | |
| 570 570) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic | |
| 571 571) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 572 572) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] | |
| 573 573) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know | |
| 574 574) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. | |
| 575 575) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". | |
| 576 576) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 577 577) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. | |
| 578 578) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 579 579) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." | |
| 580 580) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is | |
| 581 581) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 582 582) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 583 583) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 584 584) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell | |
| 585 585) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. | |
| 586 586) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say | |
| 587 587) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him | |
| 588 588) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! | |
| 589 589) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." | |
| 590 590) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 591 591) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 592 592) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents | |
| 593 593) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. | |
| 594 594) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages | |
| 595 595) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. | |
| 596 596) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? | |
| 597 597) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner | |
| 598 598) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ | |
| 599 599) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 600 600) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense | |
| 601 601) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; | |
| 602 602) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 603 603) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? | |
| 604 604) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 605 605) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. | |
| 606 606) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again | |
| 607 607) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. | |
| 608 608) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men | |
| 609 609) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | |
| 610 610) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia | |
| 611 611) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". | |
| 612 612) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep | |
| 613 613) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it | |
| 614 614) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | |
| 615 615) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables | |
| 616 616) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. | |
| 617 617) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. | |
| 618 618) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 619 619) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 620 620) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. | |
| 621 621) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. | |
| 622 622) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. | |
| 623 623) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. | |
| 624 624) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. | |
| 625 625) <myndzi> lol :( | |
| 626 626) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." | |
| 627 627) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does | |
| 628 628) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 629 629) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr | |
| 630 630) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all | |
| 631 631) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure | |
| 632 632) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. | |
| 633 633) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 634 634) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 635 635) <monqy> i agree with elliott | |
| 636 636) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples | |
| 637 637) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? | |
| 638 638) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. | |
| 639 639) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? | |
| 640 640) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. | |
| 641 641) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | |
| 642 642) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 643 643) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | |
| 644 644) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | |
| 645 645) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | |
| 646 646) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate | |
| 647 647) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | |
| 648 648) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | |
| 649 649) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | |
| 650 650) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | |
| 651 651) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | |
| 652 652) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. | |
| 653 653) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. | |
| 654 654) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" | |
| 655 655) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt | |
| 656 656) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg | |
| 657 657) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov | |
| 658 658) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. | |
| 659 659) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! | |
| 660 660) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay | |
| 661 661) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. | |
| 662 662) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. | |
| 663 663) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. | |
| 664 664) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this | |
| 665 665) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. | |
| 666 666) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. | |
| 667 667) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 668 668) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 669 669) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat | |
| 670 670) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good | |
| 671 671) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. | |
| 672 672) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 673 673) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? | |
| 674 674) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 675 675) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 676 676) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals | |
| 677 677) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. | |
| 678 678) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. | |
| 679 679) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… | |
| 680 680) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them | |
| 681 681) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence | |
| 682 682) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks | |
| 683 683) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. | |
| 684 684) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. | |
| 685 685) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper | |
| 686 686) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. | |
| 687 687) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 688 688) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? | |
| 689 689) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? | |
| 690 690) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories | |
| 691 691) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one | |
| 692 692) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 693 693) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge | |
| 694 694) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? | |
| 695 695) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP | |
| 696 696) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. | |
| 697 697) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful | |
| 698 698) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? | |
| 699 699) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) | |
| 700 700) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. | |
| 701 701) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. | |
| 702 702) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 703 703) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. | |
| 704 704) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. | |
| 705 705) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? | |
| 706 706) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? | |
| 707 707) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. | |
| 708 708) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. | |
| 709 709) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be | |
| 710 710) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. | |
| 711 711) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS | |
| 712 712) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe | |
| 713 713) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" | |
| 714 714) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. | |
| 715 715) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it | |
| 716 716) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. | |
| 717 717) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode | |
| 718 718) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. | |
| 719 719) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness | |
| 720 720) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes | |
| 721 721) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 722 722) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? | |
| 723 723) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one | |
| 724 724) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. | |
| 725 725) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. | |
| 726 726) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. | |
| 727 727) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway | |
| 728 728) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. | |
| 729 729) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it | |
| 730 730) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game | |
| 731 731) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | |
| 732 732) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" | |
| 733 733) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? | |
| 734 734) <elliott>.Ah. | |
| 735 735) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a | |
| 736 736) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. | |
| 737 737) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already | |
| 738 738) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. | |
| 739 739) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky | |
| 740 740) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | |
| 741 741) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen | |
| 742 742) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses | |
| 743 743) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels | |
| 744 744) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace | |
| 745 745) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! | |
| 746 746) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. | |
| 747 747) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. | |
| 748 748) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. | |
| 749 749) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered | |
| 750 750) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? | |
| 751 751) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | |
| 752 752) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | |
| 753 753) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. | |
| 754 754) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | |
| 755 755) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. | |
| 756 756) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. | |
| 757 757) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. | |
| 758 758) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! | |
| 759 759) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | |
| 760 760) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | |
| 761 761) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | |
| 762 762) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | |
| 763 763) <elliott> I hate you. | |
| 764 764) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. | |
| 765 765) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | |
| 766 766) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | |
| 767 767) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | |
| 768 768) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | |
| 769 769) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | |
| 770 770) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage | |
| 771 771) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? | |
| 772 772) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. | |
| 773 773) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) | |
| 774 774) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] | |
| 775 775) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord | |
| 776 776) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine | |
| 777 777) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. | |
| 778 778) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. | |
| 779 779) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise | |
| 780 780) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. | |
| 781 781) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? | |
| 782 782) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? | |
| 783 783) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. | |
| 784 784) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha | |
| 785 785) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? | |
| 786 786) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky | |
| 787 787) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 | |
| 788 788) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before | |
| 789 789) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? | |
| 790 790) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. | |
| 791 791) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. | |
| 792 792) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... | |
| 793 793) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold | |
| 794 794) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. | |
| 795 795) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. | |
| 796 796) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY | |
| 797 797) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. | |
| 798 798) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN | |
| 799 799) <roper> ioihgfdddf | |
| 800 800) <roper> rephtrase | |
| 801 801) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) | |
| 802 802) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( | |
| 803 803) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people | |
| 804 804) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) | |
| 805 805) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. | |
| 806 806) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples |