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| 1 136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 2 140) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 3 153) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 4 155) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 5 158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | |
| 6 168) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 7 179) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 8 180) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. | |
| 9 182) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 10 205) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. | |
| 11 213) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 12 214) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 13 256) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 14 261) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 15 286) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 16 304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 17 305) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 18 308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 19 319) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 20 340) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 21 341) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 22 367) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 23 369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 24 370) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 25 390) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. | |
| 26 398) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 27 401) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 28 412) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 29 416) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 30 424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 31 428) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 32 442) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 33 445) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 34 446) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 35 448) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 36 450) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 37 466) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 38 508) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 39 521) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 40 522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 41 523) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 42 524) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 43 525) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | |
| 44 526) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 45 534) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 46 536) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 47 548) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 48 549) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 49 550) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 50 556) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 51 566) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. | |
| 52 574) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 53 579) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 54 580) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. | |
| 55 581) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 56 584) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 57 585) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 58 586) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 59 593) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 60 594) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 61 601) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ | |
| 62 602) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 63 605) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 64 607) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 65 621) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 66 622) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 67 631) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 68 636) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 69 637) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 70 645) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 71 670) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 72 671) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 73 675) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 74 677) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 75 678) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 76 690) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 77 695) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 78 705) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 79 724) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 80 734) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE |