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| 1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. | |
| 2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" | |
| 3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. | |
| 4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop | |
| 5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. | |
| 6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. | |
| 7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. | |
| 8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life | |
| 9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence | |
| 10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? | |
| 11 11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D | |
| 12 12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. | |
| 13 13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom | |
| 14 14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. | |
| 15 15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. | |
| 16 16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. | |
| 17 17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. | |
| 18 18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. | |
| 19 19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! | |
| 20 20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads | |
| 21 21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once | |
| 22 22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste | |
| 23 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" | |
| 24 24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers | |
| 25 25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! | |
| 26 26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! | |
| 27 27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers | |
| 28 28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" | |
| 29 29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? | |
| 30 30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. | |
| 31 31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. | |
| 32 32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. | |
| 33 33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. | |
| 34 34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" | |
| 35 35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list | |
| 36 36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary | |
| 37 37) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? | |
| 38 38) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister | |
| 39 39) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that | |
| 40 40) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective | |
| 41 41) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions | |
| 42 42) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? | |
| 43 43) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. | |
| 44 44) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly | |
| 45 45) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? | |
| 46 46) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics | |
| 47 47) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. | |
| 48 48) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. | |
| 49 49) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. | |
| 50 50) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? | |
| 51 51) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> | |
| 52 52) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? | |
| 53 53) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? | |
| 54 54) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. | |
| 55 55) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. | |
| 56 56) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. | |
| 57 57) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? | |
| 58 58) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. | |
| 59 59) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? | |
| 60 60) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? | |
| 61 61) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard | |
| 62 62) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge | |
| 63 63) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has | |
| 64 64) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here | |
| 65 65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies | |
| 66 66) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". | |
| 67 67) <fax> im the worst person in the world | |
| 68 68) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) | |
| 69 69) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" | |
| 70 70) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? | |
| 71 71) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? | |
| 72 72) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> | |
| 73 73) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program | |
| 74 74) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it | |
| 75 75) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit | |
| 76 76) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. | |
| 77 77) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! | |
| 78 78) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." | |
| 79 79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? | |
| 80 80) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter | |
| 81 81) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. | |
| 82 82) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. | |
| 83 83) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. | |
| 84 84) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | |
| 85 85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | |
| 86 86) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | |
| 87 87) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | |
| 88 88) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay | |
| 89 89) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. | |
| 90 90) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | |
| 91 91) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. | |
| 92 92) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | |
| 93 93) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | |
| 94 94) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | |
| 95 95) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future | |
| 96 96) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... | |
| 97 97) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat | |
| 98 98) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. | |
| 99 99) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. | |
| 100 100) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone | |
| 101 101) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... | |
| 102 102) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) | |
| 103 103) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? | |
| 104 104) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along | |
| 105 105) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> | |
| 106 106) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O | |
| 107 107) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. | |
| 108 108) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. | |
| 109 109) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | |
| 110 110) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | |
| 111 111) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | |
| 112 112) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | |
| 113 113) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | |
| 114 114) <alise> use "grep --crazy" | |
| 115 115) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| | |
| 116 116) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | |
| 117 117) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | |
| 118 118) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | |
| 119 119) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | |
| 120 120) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit | |
| 121 121) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... | |
| 122 122) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? | |
| 123 123) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later | |
| 124 124) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] | |
| 125 125) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia | |
| 126 126) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | |
| 127 127) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. | |
| 128 128) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine | |
| 129 129) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus | |
| 130 130) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. | |
| 131 131) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil | |
| 132 132) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles | |
| 133 133) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing | |
| 134 134) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough | |
| 135 135) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. | |
| 136 136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 137 137) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well | |
| 138 138) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs | |
| 139 139) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it | |
| 140 140) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 141 141) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. | |
| 142 142) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. | |
| 143 143) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. | |
| 144 144) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple | |
| 145 145) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff | |
| 146 146) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. | |
| 147 147) <cheater99> incest is best | |
| 148 148) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? | |
| 149 149) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on | |
| 150 150) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P | |
| 151 151) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower | |
| 152 152) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! | |
| 153 153) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 154 154) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. | |
| 155 155) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 156 156) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok | |
| 157 157) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" | |
| 158 158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | |
| 159 159) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). | |
| 160 160) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. | |
| 161 161) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. | |
| 162 162) <ais523> it was too difficult | |
| 163 163) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. | |
| 164 164) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more | |
| 165 165) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) | |
| 166 166) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? | |
| 167 167) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. | |
| 168 168) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 169 169) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right | |
| 170 170) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon | |
| 171 171) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me | |
| 172 172) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW | |
| 173 173) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." | |
| 174 174) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. | |
| 175 175) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN | |
| 176 176) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. | |
| 177 177) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. | |
| 178 178) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) | |
| 179 179) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 180 180) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. | |
| 181 181) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version | |
| 182 182) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 183 183) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. | |
| 184 184) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol | |
| 185 185) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus | |
| 186 186) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why | |
| 187 187) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! | |
| 188 188) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. | |
| 189 189) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic | |
| 190 190) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream | |
| 191 191) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. | |
| 192 192) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python | |
| 193 193) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. | |
| 194 194) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. | |
| 195 195) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. | |
| 196 196) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. | |
| 197 197) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway | |
| 198 198) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS | |
| 199 199) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? | |
| 200 200) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! | |
| 201 201) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! | |
| 202 202) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. | |
| 203 203) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks | |
| 204 204) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot | |
| 205 205) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. | |
| 206 206) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead | |
| 207 207) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol | |
| 208 208) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ | |
| 209 209) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not | |
| 210 210) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P | |
| 211 211) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. | |
| 212 212) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. | |
| 213 213) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 214 214) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 215 215) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes | |
| 216 216) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. | |
| 217 217) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! | |
| 218 218) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? | |
| 219 219) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* | |
| 220 220) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult | |
| 221 221) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring | |
| 222 222) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? | |
| 223 223) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false | |
| 224 224) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi | |
| 225 225) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious | |
| 226 226) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. | |
| 227 227) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? | |
| 228 228) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. | |
| 229 229) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once | |
| 230 230) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> | |
| 231 231) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) | |
| 232 232) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. | |
| 233 233) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> | |
| 234 234) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" | |
| 235 235) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) | |
| 236 236) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no | |
| 237 237) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. | |
| 238 238) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something | |
| 239 239) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. | |
| 240 240) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too | |
| 241 241) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment | |
| 242 242) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. | |
| 243 243) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. | |
| 244 244) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small | |
| 245 245) <ais523> yay CDE | |
| 246 246) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) | |
| 247 247) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money | |
| 248 248) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid | |
| 249 249) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full | |
| 250 250) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" | |
| 251 251) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor | |
| 252 252) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty | |
| 253 253) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ | |
| 254 254) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp | |
| 255 255) * quintopia sits on gregor | |
| 256 256) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 257 257) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? | |
| 258 258) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. | |
| 259 259) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty | |
| 260 260) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. | |
| 261 261) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 262 262) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. | |
| 263 263) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? | |
| 264 264) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) | |
| 265 265) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties | |
| 266 266) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left | |
| 267 267) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! | |
| 268 268) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay | |
| 269 269) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what | |
| 270 270) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) | |
| 271 271) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. | |
| 272 272) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required | |
| 273 273) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? | |
| 274 274) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck | |
| 275 275) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. | |
| 276 276) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension | |
| 277 277) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 | |
| 278 278) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. | |
| 279 279) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero | |
| 280 280) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P | |
| 281 281) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. | |
| 282 282) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. | |
| 283 283) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." | |
| 284 284) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of | |
| 285 285) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. | |
| 286 286) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 287 287) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) | |
| 288 288) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. | |
| 289 289) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult | |
| 290 290) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! | |
| 291 291) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. | |
| 292 292) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS | |
| 293 293) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia | |
| 294 294) * elliott injects coke into his testicles | |
| 295 295) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. | |
| 296 296) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" | |
| 297 297) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. | |
| 298 298) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them | |
| 299 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | |
| 300 300) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich | |
| 301 301) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! | |
| 302 302) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. | |
| 303 303) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. | |
| 304 304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 305 305) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 306 306) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. | |
| 307 307) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. | |
| 308 308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 309 309) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks | |
| 310 310) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you | |
| 311 311) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. | |
| 312 312) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? | |
| 313 313) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! | |
| 314 314) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive | |
| 315 315) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then | |
| 316 316) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn | |
| 317 317) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet | |
| 318 318) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. | |
| 319 319) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 320 320) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something | |
| 321 321) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. | |
| 322 322) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN | |
| 323 323) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". | |
| 324 324) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar | |
| 325 325) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. | |
| 326 326) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. | |
| 327 327) <oklopol> i'm really sleep | |
| 328 328) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. | |
| 329 329) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity | |
| 330 330) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. | |
| 331 331) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. | |
| 332 332) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) | |
| 333 333) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder | |
| 334 334) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. | |
| 335 335) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" | |
| 336 336) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. | |
| 337 337) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 | |
| 338 338) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. | |
| 339 339) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me | |
| 340 340) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 341 341) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 342 342) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims | |
| 343 343) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking | |
| 344 344) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. | |
| 345 345) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history | |
| 346 346) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P | |
| 347 347) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category | |
| 348 348) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea | |
| 349 349) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho | |
| 350 350) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON | |
| 351 351) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons | |
| 352 352) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb | |
| 353 353) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME | |
| 354 354) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? | |
| 355 355) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up | |
| 356 356) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? | |
| 357 357) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer | |
| 358 358) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that | |
| 359 359) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 | |
| 360 360) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed | |
| 361 361) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. | |
| 362 362) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock | |
| 363 363) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent | |
| 364 364) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things | |
| 365 365) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter | |
| 366 366) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method | |
| 367 367) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 368 368) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track | |
| 369 369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 370 370) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 371 371) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. | |
| 372 372) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? | |
| 373 373) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup | |
| 374 374) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" | |
| 375 375) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one | |
| 376 376) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two | |
| 377 377) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ | |
| 378 378) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> | |
| 379 379) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so | |
| 380 380) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. | |
| 381 381) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. | |
| 382 382) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit | |
| 383 383) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page | |
| 384 384) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last | |
| 385 385) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. | |
| 386 386) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. | |
| 387 387) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django | |
| 388 388) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ | |
| 389 389) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. | |
| 390 390) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. | |
| 391 391) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome | |
| 392 392) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. | |
| 393 393) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old | |
| 394 394) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse | |
| 395 395) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." | |
| 396 396) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. | |
| 397 397) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. | |
| 398 398) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 399 399) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER | |
| 400 400) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself | |
| 401 401) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 402 402) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring | |
| 403 403) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. | |
| 404 404) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob | |
| 405 405) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies | |
| 406 406) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. | |
| 407 407) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long | |
| 408 408) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? | |
| 409 409) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult | |
| 410 410) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" | |
| 411 411) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well | |
| 412 412) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 413 413) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? | |
| 414 414) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. | |
| 415 415) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good | |
| 416 416) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 417 417) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? | |
| 418 418) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy | |
| 419 419) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. | |
| 420 420) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit | |
| 421 421) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock | |
| 422 422) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. | |
| 423 423) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes | |
| 424 424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 425 425) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D | |
| 426 426) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green | |
| 427 427) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week | |
| 428 428) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 429 429) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops | |
| 430 430) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing | |
| 431 431) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. | |
| 432 432) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over | |
| 433 433) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. | |
| 434 434) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET | |
| 435 435) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' | |
| 436 436) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! | |
| 437 437) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P | |
| 438 438) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales | |
| 439 439) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned | |
| 440 440) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. | |
| 441 441) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ | |
| 442 442) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 443 443) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. | |
| 444 444) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. | |
| 445 445) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 446 446) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 447 447) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. | |
| 448 448) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 449 449) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills | |
| 450 450) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 451 451) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. | |
| 452 452) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started | |
| 453 453) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s | |
| 454 454) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets | |
| 455 455) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different | |
| 456 456) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best | |
| 457 457) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really | |
| 458 458) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place | |
| 459 459) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. | |
| 460 460) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. | |
| 461 461) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! | |
| 462 462) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. | |
| 463 463) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | |
| 464 464) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. | |
| 465 465) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it | |
| 466 466) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 467 467) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way | |
| 468 468) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. | |
| 469 469) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | |
| 470 470) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | |
| 471 471) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. | |
| 472 472) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED | |
| 473 473) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception | |
| 474 474) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself | |
| 475 475) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) | |
| 476 476) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. | |
| 477 477) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | |
| 478 478) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | |
| 479 479) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise | |
| 480 480) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. | |
| 481 481) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | |
| 482 482) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor | |
| 483 483) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist | |
| 484 484) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! | |
| 485 485) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. | |
| 486 486) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. | |
| 487 487) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | |
| 488 488) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P | |
| 489 489) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | |
| 490 490) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace | |
| 491 491) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? | |
| 492 492) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! | |
| 493 493) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | |
| 494 494) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? | |
| 495 495) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. | |
| 496 496) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly | |
| 497 497) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. | |
| 498 498) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. | |
| 499 499) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... | |
| 500 500) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" | |
| 501 501) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | |
| 502 502) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | |
| 503 503) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | |
| 504 504) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | |
| 505 505) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | |
| 506 506) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new | |
| 507 507) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes | |
| 508 508) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 509 509) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | |
| 510 510) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | |
| 511 511) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! | |
| 512 512) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck | |
| 513 513) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. | |
| 514 514) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | |
| 515 515) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. | |
| 516 516) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | |
| 517 517) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | |
| 518 518) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. | |
| 519 519) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. | |
| 520 520) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. | |
| 521 521) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 522 522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 523 523) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 524 524) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 525 525) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | |
| 526 526) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 527 527) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books | |
| 528 528) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy | |
| 529 529) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. | |
| 530 530) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead | |
| 531 531) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane | |
| 532 532) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction | |
| 533 533) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour | |
| 534 534) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 535 535) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis | |
| 536 536) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 537 537) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough | |
| 538 538) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. | |
| 539 539) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" | |
| 540 540) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. | |
| 541 541) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him | |
| 542 542) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question | |
| 543 543) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? | |
| 544 544) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think | |
| 545 545) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha | |
| 546 546) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? | |
| 547 547) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST | |
| 548 548) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 549 549) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 550 550) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 551 551) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) | |
| 552 552) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up | |
| 553 553) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. | |
| 554 554) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | |
| 555 555) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out | |
| 556 556) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 557 557) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. | |
| 558 558) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language | |
| 559 559) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | |
| 560 560) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads | |
| 561 561) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. | |
| 562 562) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful | |
| 563 563) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this | |
| 564 564) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours | |
| 565 565) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh | |
| 566 566) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. | |
| 567 567) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. | |
| 568 568) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it | |
| 569 569) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] | |
| 570 570) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. | |
| 571 571) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big | |
| 572 572) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk | |
| 573 573) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic | |
| 574 574) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 575 575) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] | |
| 576 576) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know | |
| 577 577) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. | |
| 578 578) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". | |
| 579 579) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 580 580) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. | |
| 581 581) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 582 582) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." | |
| 583 583) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is | |
| 584 584) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 585 585) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 586 586) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 587 587) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell | |
| 588 588) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. | |
| 589 589) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say | |
| 590 590) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him | |
| 591 591) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! | |
| 592 592) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." | |
| 593 593) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 594 594) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 595 595) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents | |
| 596 596) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. | |
| 597 597) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages | |
| 598 598) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. | |
| 599 599) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? | |
| 600 600) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner | |
| 601 601) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ | |
| 602 602) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 603 603) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense | |
| 604 604) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; | |
| 605 605) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 606 606) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? | |
| 607 607) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 608 608) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. | |
| 609 609) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again | |
| 610 610) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. | |
| 611 611) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men | |
| 612 612) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | |
| 613 613) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia | |
| 614 614) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". | |
| 615 615) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep | |
| 616 616) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it | |
| 617 617) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | |
| 618 618) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables | |
| 619 619) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. | |
| 620 620) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. | |
| 621 621) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 622 622) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 623 623) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. | |
| 624 624) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. | |
| 625 625) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. | |
| 626 626) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. | |
| 627 627) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. | |
| 628 628) <myndzi> lol :( | |
| 629 629) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." | |
| 630 630) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does | |
| 631 631) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 632 632) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr | |
| 633 633) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all | |
| 634 634) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure | |
| 635 635) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. | |
| 636 636) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 637 637) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 638 638) <monqy> i agree with elliott | |
| 639 639) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples | |
| 640 640) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? | |
| 641 641) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. | |
| 642 642) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? | |
| 643 643) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. | |
| 644 644) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | |
| 645 645) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 646 646) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | |
| 647 647) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | |
| 648 648) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | |
| 649 649) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate | |
| 650 650) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | |
| 651 651) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | |
| 652 652) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | |
| 653 653) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | |
| 654 654) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | |
| 655 655) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. | |
| 656 656) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. | |
| 657 657) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" | |
| 658 658) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt | |
| 659 659) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg | |
| 660 660) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov | |
| 661 661) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. | |
| 662 662) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! | |
| 663 663) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay | |
| 664 664) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. | |
| 665 665) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. | |
| 666 666) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. | |
| 667 667) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this | |
| 668 668) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. | |
| 669 669) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. | |
| 670 670) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 671 671) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 672 672) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat | |
| 673 673) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good | |
| 674 674) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. | |
| 675 675) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 676 676) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? | |
| 677 677) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 678 678) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 679 679) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals | |
| 680 680) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. | |
| 681 681) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. | |
| 682 682) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… | |
| 683 683) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them | |
| 684 684) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence | |
| 685 685) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks | |
| 686 686) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. | |
| 687 687) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. | |
| 688 688) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper | |
| 689 689) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. | |
| 690 690) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 691 691) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? | |
| 692 692) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? | |
| 693 693) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories | |
| 694 694) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one | |
| 695 695) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 696 696) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge | |
| 697 697) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? | |
| 698 698) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP | |
| 699 699) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. | |
| 700 700) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful | |
| 701 701) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? | |
| 702 702) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) | |
| 703 703) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. | |
| 704 704) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. | |
| 705 705) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 706 706) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. | |
| 707 707) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. | |
| 708 708) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? | |
| 709 709) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? | |
| 710 710) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. | |
| 711 711) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. | |
| 712 712) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be | |
| 713 713) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. | |
| 714 714) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS | |
| 715 715) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe | |
| 716 716) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" | |
| 717 717) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. | |
| 718 718) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it | |
| 719 719) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. | |
| 720 720) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode | |
| 721 721) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. | |
| 722 722) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness | |
| 723 723) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes | |
| 724 724) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 725 725) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? | |
| 726 726) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one | |
| 727 727) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. | |
| 728 728) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. | |
| 729 729) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. | |
| 730 730) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway | |
| 731 731) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. | |
| 732 732) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it | |
| 733 733) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game | |
| 734 734) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | |
| 735 735) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" | |
| 736 736) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? | |
| 737 737) <elliott>.Ah. | |
| 738 738) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a | |
| 739 739) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. | |
| 740 740) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already | |
| 741 741) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. | |
| 742 742) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky | |
| 743 743) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | |
| 744 744) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen | |
| 745 745) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses | |
| 746 746) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels | |
| 747 747) <pikhq_> Gregor is actually a rare species of mangoat <oerjan> the fashion sense comes from the mango part | |
| 748 748) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace | |
| 749 749) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! | |
| 750 750) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. | |
| 751 751) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. | |
| 752 752) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. | |
| 753 753) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered | |
| 754 754) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? | |
| 755 755) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | |
| 756 756) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | |
| 757 757) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. | |
| 758 758) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | |
| 759 759) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. | |
| 760 760) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. | |
| 761 761) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. | |
| 762 762) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! | |
| 763 763) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | |
| 764 764) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | |
| 765 765) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | |
| 766 766) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | |
| 767 767) <elliott> I hate you. | |
| 768 768) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. | |
| 769 769) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | |
| 770 770) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | |
| 771 771) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | |
| 772 772) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | |
| 773 773) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | |
| 774 774) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage | |
| 775 775) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? | |
| 776 776) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. | |
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