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1 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england | |
2 2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh. | |
3 2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: <elliott> http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham | |
4 2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: <elliott> Hexham: exactly the same as China. | |
5 2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: <elliott> http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham | |
6 2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: <elliott> tigers in hexham | |
7 2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: <elliott> total hexham.com.jpg | |
8 2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: <elliott> hexham lava | |
9 2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: <elliott> maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava | |
10 2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? | |
11 2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: <elliott> ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year | |
12 2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: <oerjan> <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village? | |
13 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. | |
14 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: <Phantom_Hoover> You... you do live in Hexham, don't you. | |
15 2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: <oklofok> how many people live in hexham? | |
16 2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: <oklofok> then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here | |
17 2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: <Taneb> I seriously do live in Hexham | |
18 2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: <oklofok> huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well | |
19 2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: <Taneb> He lives in Hexham? | |
20 2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: <Taneb> I can prove that I live in Hexham! | |
21 2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: <oklofok> a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham. | |
22 2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: <Taneb> I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham | |
23 2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: <oklofok> how many festivals a year does hexham have? | |
24 2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: <Taneb> And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests | |
25 2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: <Phantom_Hoover> ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"." | |
26 2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history | |
27 2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 | |
28 2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: <Taneb> Still not believing I live in Hexham | |
29 2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: <oklofok> i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham | |
30 2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: <Taneb> I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham | |
31 2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: <oklofok> go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there | |
32 2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: <Taneb> I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" | |
33 2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. | |
34 2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: <elliott> Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. | |
35 2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: <Taneb> Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths | |
36 2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: <Taneb> By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham | |
37 2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: <Taneb> That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham | |
38 2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. | |
39 2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: <elliott> Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P | |
40 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: <elliott> Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. | |
41 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too | |
42 2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: <Sgeo> elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax | |
43 2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham? | |
44 2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: <Taneb> Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out | |
45 2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: <Taneb> Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? | |
46 2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: <elliott> is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham | |
47 2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: <Taneb> I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham | |
48 2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: <Taneb> Those people from Hexham are weird | |
49 2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham | |
50 2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham | |
51 2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North | |
52 2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? | |
53 2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." | |
54 2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 | |
55 2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use | |
56 2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham | |
57 2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station | |
58 2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham | |
59 2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it | |
60 2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 | |
61 2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands | |
62 2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts | |
63 2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? | |
64 2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? | |
65 2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. | |
66 2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 | |
67 2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 | |
68 2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 | |
69 2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 | |
70 2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 | |
71 2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 | |
72 2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 | |
73 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose | |
74 2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, | |
75 2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting | |
76 2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then | |
77 2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham | |
78 2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. | |
79 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. | |
80 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham | |
81 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose | |
82 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham | |
83 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too | |
84 2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham | |
85 2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations | |
86 2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) | |
87 2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham | |
88 2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham | |
89 2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia. | |
90 2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo | |
91 2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo | |
92 2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them | |
93 2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living | |
94 2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living | |
95 2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham | |
96 2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate | |
97 2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere. | |
98 2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. | |
99 2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham | |
100 2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. | |
101 2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? | |
102 2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P | |
103 2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? | |
104 2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it | |
105 2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. | |
106 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? | |
107 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham | |
108 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham | |
109 2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham | |
110 2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: <ais523> 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england | |
111 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. | |
112 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: <ais523> Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started | |
113 2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: <Ngevd> I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham | |
114 2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: <Ngevd> That is, in the middle of Hexham | |
115 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham | |
116 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: <olsner> `log hexham | |
117 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? | |
118 2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: <ais523> `pastelogs hexham |