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| date | Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:32:05 +0000 |
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| 1 I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development | |
| 2 That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you. | |
| 3 -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power | |
| 4 ----- | |
| 5 ........ | |
| 6 ;::;;::;, | |
| 7 ;::;;::;;, | |
| 8 ;;:::;;::;;, | |
| 9 .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;, .,vnmnv%vnmnv, | |
| 10 vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv | |
| 11 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 12 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 13 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 14 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv, | |
| 15 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 16 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;; mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;; nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 17 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;; mmmnv%vnmmmmm;; v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 18 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 19 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 20 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 21 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv | |
| 22 `vnmmnv%vnmmmm, v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v; mmmmnv%vnnmmnv' | |
| 23 vnmmnv%vnmmmm;, %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv | |
| 24 vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;, nmmm;' mmmm;;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv' | |
| 25 `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,. mmnv%v;, mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' | |
| 26 `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' | |
| 27 `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv' | |
| 28 `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv' | |
| 29 ----- | |
| 30 "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." | |
| 31 -- Jane Wagner | |
| 32 ----- | |
| 33 Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking? | |
| 34 ----- | |
| 35 It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he | |
| 36 holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who | |
| 37 is there, but speed him when he wishes. | |
| 38 -- Homer, "The Odyssey" | |
| 39 | |
| 40 [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when | |
| 41 referring to scheduling.] | |
| 42 ----- | |
| 43 I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than | |
| 44 reign among the dead. | |
| 45 -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91 | |
| 46 ----- | |
| 47 Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut? | |
| 48 Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation. | |
| 49 Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut. | |
| 50 It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something. | |
| 51 ----- | |
| 52 Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede. | |
| 53 ----- | |
| 54 Blore's Razor: | |
| 55 Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. | |
| 56 ----- |