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1 The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and | |
2 fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are | |
3 drifting side by side to our common doom. | |
4 -- Clarence Darrow | |
5 ----- | |
6 After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. | |
7 -- Italian proverb | |
8 ----- | |
9 Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? | |
10 -- Rich Little | |
11 ----- | |
12 Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. | |
13 ----- | |
14 Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one | |
15 wild afternoon?? | |
16 ----- | |
17 "If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight." | |
18 -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory | |
19 ----- | |
20 Operating Systems Installed: | |
21 * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes | |
22 taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs | |
23 complete source code; | |
24 * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com, | |
25 price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code | |
26 is included. | |
27 | |
28 -- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html | |
29 ----- | |
30 When the wind is great, bow before it; | |
31 when the wind is heavy, yield to it. | |
32 ----- | |
33 --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- | |
34 | |
35 as you've NEVER seen them before! | |
36 | |
37 \ | / ___________ | |
38 ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | |
39 | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | |
40 | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | F | |
41 | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | |
42 | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | |
43 | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | |
44 | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | |
45 | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | |
46 | | \# |+ ++| | | ! |^^^^^^| | | | || | | I | |
47 ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | |
48 | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | | |
49 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | | |
50 `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | | |
51 || |`. (__) (__) ( ) | |
52 (oo) (oo) /---V | |
53 /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | | |
54 / | || ||_______| \ | |
55 * ||W---|| || || * | |
56 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |
57 "Cow Town" | |
58 ----- |