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date | Sat, 25 May 2013 13:49:27 +0000 |
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1 389) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | |
2 395) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | |
3 396) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | |
4 402) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | |
5 403) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | |
6 405) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | |
7 411) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | |
8 413) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | |
9 417) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | |
10 435) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | |
11 437) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | |
12 438) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | |
13 444) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
14 445) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
15 471) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | |
16 476) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | |
17 524) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | |
18 529) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | |
19 533) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
20 701) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented | |
21 720) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport | |
22 728) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people | |
23 729) <Taneb> profanity specialities | |
24 730) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent | |
25 771) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all | |
26 836) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months | |
27 878) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I | |
28 883) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people | |
29 903) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here | |
30 921) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that! | |
31 945) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate | |
32 946) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover | |
33 1006) <Taneb> I've also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention |