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| 1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. | |
| 2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" | |
| 3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. | |
| 4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop | |
| 5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. | |
| 6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. | |
| 7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. | |
| 8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life | |
| 9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence | |
| 10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? | |
| 11 11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D | |
| 12 12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. | |
| 13 13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom | |
| 14 14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. | |
| 15 15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. | |
| 16 16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. | |
| 17 17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. | |
| 18 18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! | |
| 19 19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads | |
| 20 20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once | |
| 21 21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste | |
| 22 22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" | |
| 23 23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers | |
| 24 24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! | |
| 25 25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! | |
| 26 26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers | |
| 27 27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" | |
| 28 28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? | |
| 29 29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. | |
| 30 30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. | |
| 31 31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. | |
| 32 32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. | |
| 33 33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" | |
| 34 34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list | |
| 35 35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary | |
| 36 36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister | |
| 37 37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that | |
| 38 38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective | |
| 39 39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions | |
| 40 40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? | |
| 41 41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. | |
| 42 42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly | |
| 43 43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? | |
| 44 44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics | |
| 45 45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. | |
| 46 46) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. | |
| 47 47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? | |
| 48 48) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> | |
| 49 49) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? | |
| 50 50) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? | |
| 51 51) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. | |
| 52 52) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. | |
| 53 53) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. | |
| 54 54) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? | |
| 55 55) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. | |
| 56 56) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? | |
| 57 57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? | |
| 58 58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard | |
| 59 59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge | |
| 60 60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has | |
| 61 61) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here | |
| 62 62) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies | |
| 63 63) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". | |
| 64 64) <fax> im the worst person in the world | |
| 65 65) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) | |
| 66 66) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" | |
| 67 67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? | |
| 68 68) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? | |
| 69 69) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program | |
| 70 70) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it | |
| 71 71) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit | |
| 72 72) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. | |
| 73 73) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter | |
| 74 74) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. | |
| 75 75) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. | |
| 76 76) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | |
| 77 77) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | |
| 78 78) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | |
| 79 79) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | |
| 80 80) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay | |
| 81 81) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | |
| 82 82) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. | |
| 83 83) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | |
| 84 84) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | |
| 85 85) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | |
| 86 86) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future | |
| 87 87) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... | |
| 88 88) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat | |
| 89 89) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. | |
| 90 90) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. | |
| 91 91) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone | |
| 92 92) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... | |
| 93 93) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) | |
| 94 94) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along | |
| 95 95) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O | |
| 96 96) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. | |
| 97 97) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. | |
| 98 98) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | |
| 99 99) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | |
| 100 100) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | |
| 101 101) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | |
| 102 102) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | |
| 103 103) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | |
| 104 104) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | |
| 105 105) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | |
| 106 106) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | |
| 107 107) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit | |
| 108 108) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... | |
| 109 109) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? | |
| 110 110) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later | |
| 111 111) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] | |
| 112 112) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia | |
| 113 113) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | |
| 114 114) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. | |
| 115 115) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine | |
| 116 116) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus | |
| 117 117) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. | |
| 118 118) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil | |
| 119 119) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles | |
| 120 120) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing | |
| 121 121) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough | |
| 122 122) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. | |
| 123 123) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 124 124) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well | |
| 125 125) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs | |
| 126 126) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it | |
| 127 127) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 128 128) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. | |
| 129 129) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. | |
| 130 130) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. | |
| 131 131) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple | |
| 132 132) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff | |
| 133 133) <cheater99> incest is best | |
| 134 134) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? | |
| 135 135) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on | |
| 136 136) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P | |
| 137 137) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower | |
| 138 138) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! | |
| 139 139) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 140 140) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. | |
| 141 141) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 142 142) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok | |
| 143 143) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" | |
| 144 144) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | |
| 145 145) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). | |
| 146 146) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. | |
| 147 147) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. | |
| 148 148) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. | |
| 149 149) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) | |
| 150 150) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? | |
| 151 151) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. | |
| 152 152) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 153 153) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon | |
| 154 154) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me | |
| 155 155) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW | |
| 156 156) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." | |
| 157 157) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. | |
| 158 158) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. | |
| 159 159) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. | |
| 160 160) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 161 161) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version | |
| 162 162) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 163 163) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. | |
| 164 164) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus | |
| 165 165) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why | |
| 166 166) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! | |
| 167 167) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. | |
| 168 168) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic | |
| 169 169) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream | |
| 170 170) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. | |
| 171 171) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python | |
| 172 172) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. | |
| 173 173) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. | |
| 174 174) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. | |
| 175 175) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. | |
| 176 176) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway | |
| 177 177) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS | |
| 178 178) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? | |
| 179 179) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! | |
| 180 180) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! | |
| 181 181) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. | |
| 182 182) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks | |
| 183 183) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot | |
| 184 184) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. | |
| 185 185) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol | |
| 186 186) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ | |
| 187 187) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not | |
| 188 188) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P | |
| 189 189) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. | |
| 190 190) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. | |
| 191 191) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 192 192) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 193 193) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes | |
| 194 194) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. | |
| 195 195) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! | |
| 196 196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? | |
| 197 197) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* | |
| 198 198) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult | |
| 199 199) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring | |
| 200 200) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? | |
| 201 201) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false | |
| 202 202) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi | |
| 203 203) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious | |
| 204 204) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. | |
| 205 205) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. | |
| 206 206) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once | |
| 207 207) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> | |
| 208 208) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) | |
| 209 209) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. | |
| 210 210) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> | |
| 211 211) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" | |
| 212 212) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) | |
| 213 213) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no | |
| 214 214) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. | |
| 215 215) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something | |
| 216 216) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. | |
| 217 217) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too | |
| 218 218) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment | |
| 219 219) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. | |
| 220 220) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. | |
| 221 221) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small | |
| 222 222) <ais523> yay CDE | |
| 223 223) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) | |
| 224 224) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money | |
| 225 225) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid | |
| 226 226) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full | |
| 227 227) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" | |
| 228 228) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor | |
| 229 229) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty | |
| 230 230) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ | |
| 231 231) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp | |
| 232 232) * quintopia sits on gregor | |
| 233 233) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 234 234) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? | |
| 235 235) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty | |
| 236 236) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. | |
| 237 237) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 238 238) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. | |
| 239 239) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? | |
| 240 240) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) | |
| 241 241) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties | |
| 242 242) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left | |
| 243 243) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay | |
| 244 244) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what | |
| 245 245) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) | |
| 246 246) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. | |
| 247 247) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required | |
| 248 248) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? | |
| 249 249) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck | |
| 250 250) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. | |
| 251 251) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension | |
| 252 252) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 | |
| 253 253) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. | |
| 254 254) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero | |
| 255 255) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P | |
| 256 256) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. | |
| 257 257) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. | |
| 258 258) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." | |
| 259 259) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of | |
| 260 260) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. | |
| 261 261) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 262 262) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) | |
| 263 263) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. | |
| 264 264) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult | |
| 265 265) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! | |
| 266 266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. | |
| 267 267) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS | |
| 268 268) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia | |
| 269 269) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. | |
| 270 270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" | |
| 271 271) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. | |
| 272 272) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them | |
| 273 273) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | |
| 274 274) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich | |
| 275 275) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! | |
| 276 276) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. | |
| 277 277) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 278 278) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 279 279) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. | |
| 280 280) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. | |
| 281 281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 282 282) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks | |
| 283 283) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you | |
| 284 284) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. | |
| 285 285) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? | |
| 286 286) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! | |
| 287 287) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive | |
| 288 288) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then | |
| 289 289) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn | |
| 290 290) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet | |
| 291 291) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. | |
| 292 292) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 293 293) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something | |
| 294 294) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. | |
| 295 295) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN | |
| 296 296) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". | |
| 297 297) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar | |
| 298 298) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. | |
| 299 299) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. | |
| 300 300) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity | |
| 301 301) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. | |
| 302 302) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. | |
| 303 303) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) | |
| 304 304) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder | |
| 305 305) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. | |
| 306 306) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" | |
| 307 307) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 | |
| 308 308) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. | |
| 309 309) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me | |
| 310 310) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 311 311) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 312 312) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims | |
| 313 313) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking | |
| 314 314) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. | |
| 315 315) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history | |
| 316 316) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P | |
| 317 317) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category | |
| 318 318) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea | |
| 319 319) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho | |
| 320 320) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON | |
| 321 321) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons | |
| 322 322) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb | |
| 323 323) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? | |
| 324 324) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up | |
| 325 325) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? | |
| 326 326) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer | |
| 327 327) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that | |
| 328 328) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 | |
| 329 329) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed | |
| 330 330) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. | |
| 331 331) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent | |
| 332 332) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things | |
| 333 333) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter | |
| 334 334) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method | |
| 335 335) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 336 336) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track | |
| 337 337) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 338 338) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 339 339) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. | |
| 340 340) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? | |
| 341 341) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup | |
| 342 342) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" | |
| 343 343) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one | |
| 344 344) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two | |
| 345 345) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> | |
| 346 346) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so | |
| 347 347) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. | |
| 348 348) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. | |
| 349 349) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit | |
| 350 350) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page | |
| 351 351) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last | |
| 352 352) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. | |
| 353 353) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. | |
| 354 354) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django | |
| 355 355) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ | |
| 356 356) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome | |
| 357 357) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. | |
| 358 358) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old | |
| 359 359) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse | |
| 360 360) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." | |
| 361 361) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. | |
| 362 362) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. | |
| 363 363) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 364 364) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER | |
| 365 365) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself | |
| 366 366) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 367 367) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring | |
| 368 368) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. | |
| 369 369) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob | |
| 370 370) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies | |
| 371 371) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. | |
| 372 372) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long | |
| 373 373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? | |
| 374 374) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult | |
| 375 375) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" | |
| 376 376) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well | |
| 377 377) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 378 378) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? | |
| 379 379) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. | |
| 380 380) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good | |
| 381 381) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 382 382) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? | |
| 383 383) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. | |
| 384 384) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit | |
| 385 385) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock | |
| 386 386) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. | |
| 387 387) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes | |
| 388 388) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 389 389) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D | |
| 390 390) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green | |
| 391 391) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week | |
| 392 392) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 393 393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops | |
| 394 394) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing | |
| 395 395) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. | |
| 396 396) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over | |
| 397 397) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. | |
| 398 398) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET | |
| 399 399) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' | |
| 400 400) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P | |
| 401 401) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales | |
| 402 402) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned | |
| 403 403) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. | |
| 404 404) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ | |
| 405 405) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 406 406) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. | |
| 407 407) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. | |
| 408 408) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 409 409) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 410 410) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. | |
| 411 411) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 412 412) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills | |
| 413 413) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 414 414) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. | |
| 415 415) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started | |
| 416 416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets | |
| 417 417) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different | |
| 418 418) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best | |
| 419 419) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really | |
| 420 420) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place | |
| 421 421) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. | |
| 422 422) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. | |
| 423 423) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! | |
| 424 424) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. | |
| 425 425) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | |
| 426 426) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. | |
| 427 427) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it | |
| 428 428) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 429 429) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way | |
| 430 430) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. | |
| 431 431) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | |
| 432 432) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | |
| 433 433) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. | |
| 434 434) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED | |
| 435 435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception | |
| 436 436) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself | |
| 437 437) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. | |
| 438 438) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | |
| 439 439) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | |
| 440 440) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise | |
| 441 441) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. | |
| 442 442) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | |
| 443 443) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor | |
| 444 444) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist | |
| 445 445) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! | |
| 446 446) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. | |
| 447 447) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. | |
| 448 448) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | |
| 449 449) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P | |
| 450 450) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | |
| 451 451) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace | |
| 452 452) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? | |
| 453 453) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! | |
| 454 454) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | |
| 455 455) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? | |
| 456 456) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. | |
| 457 457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly | |
| 458 458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. | |
| 459 459) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. | |
| 460 460) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... | |
| 461 461) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" | |
| 462 462) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | |
| 463 463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | |
| 464 464) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | |
| 465 465) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | |
| 466 466) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | |
| 467 467) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 468 468) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | |
| 469 469) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | |
| 470 470) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck | |
| 471 471) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. | |
| 472 472) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | |
| 473 473) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. | |
| 474 474) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | |
| 475 475) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | |
| 476 476) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. | |
| 477 477) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. | |
| 478 478) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. | |
| 479 479) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 480 480) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 481 481) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 482 482) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 483 483) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | |
| 484 484) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 485 485) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books | |
| 486 486) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy | |
| 487 487) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. | |
| 488 488) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane | |
| 489 489) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction | |
| 490 490) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour | |
| 491 491) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 492 492) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis | |
| 493 493) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 494 494) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough | |
| 495 495) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. | |
| 496 496) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" | |
| 497 497) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. | |
| 498 498) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him | |
| 499 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question | |
| 500 500) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? | |
| 501 501) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think | |
| 502 502) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha | |
| 503 503) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? | |
| 504 504) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST | |
| 505 505) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 506 506) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 507 507) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 508 508) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) | |
| 509 509) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up | |
| 510 510) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. | |
| 511 511) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | |
| 512 512) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out | |
| 513 513) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 514 514) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. | |
| 515 515) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language | |
| 516 516) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | |
| 517 517) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads | |
| 518 518) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. | |
| 519 519) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful | |
| 520 520) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this | |
| 521 521) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours | |
| 522 522) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh | |
| 523 523) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. | |
| 524 524) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it | |
| 525 525) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] | |
| 526 526) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. | |
| 527 527) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big | |
| 528 528) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk | |
| 529 529) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic | |
| 530 530) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 531 531) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] | |
| 532 532) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know | |
| 533 533) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. | |
| 534 534) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". | |
| 535 535) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 536 536) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. | |
| 537 537) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 538 538) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." | |
| 539 539) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is | |
| 540 540) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 541 541) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 542 542) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 543 543) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell | |
| 544 544) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. | |
| 545 545) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say | |
| 546 546) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him | |
| 547 547) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! | |
| 548 548) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." | |
| 549 549) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 550 550) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 551 551) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents | |
| 552 552) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. | |
| 553 553) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages | |
| 554 554) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. | |
| 555 555) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? | |
| 556 556) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner | |
| 557 557) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 558 558) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense | |
| 559 559) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; | |
| 560 560) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 561 561) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? | |
| 562 562) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 563 563) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. | |
| 564 564) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again | |
| 565 565) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. | |
| 566 566) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men | |
| 567 567) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | |
| 568 568) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia | |
| 569 569) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". | |
| 570 570) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep | |
| 571 571) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it | |
| 572 572) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | |
| 573 573) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables | |
| 574 574) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. | |
| 575 575) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. | |
| 576 576) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 577 577) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 578 578) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. | |
| 579 579) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. | |
| 580 580) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. | |
| 581 581) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. | |
| 582 582) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. | |
| 583 583) <myndzi> lol :( | |
| 584 584) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." | |
| 585 585) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does | |
| 586 586) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 587 587) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all | |
| 588 588) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. | |
| 589 589) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 590 590) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 591 591) <monqy> i agree with elliott | |
| 592 592) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples | |
| 593 593) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? | |
| 594 594) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. | |
| 595 595) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? | |
| 596 596) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. | |
| 597 597) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | |
| 598 598) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 599 599) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | |
| 600 600) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | |
| 601 601) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | |
| 602 602) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | |
| 603 603) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | |
| 604 604) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | |
| 605 605) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | |
| 606 606) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | |
| 607 607) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. | |
| 608 608) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. | |
| 609 609) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" | |
| 610 610) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt | |
| 611 611) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg | |
| 612 612) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov | |
| 613 613) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. | |
| 614 614) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! | |
| 615 615) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay | |
| 616 616) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. | |
| 617 617) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. | |
| 618 618) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. | |
| 619 619) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this | |
| 620 620) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. | |
| 621 621) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. | |
| 622 622) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 623 623) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 624 624) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat | |
| 625 625) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good | |
| 626 626) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 627 627) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? | |
| 628 628) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 629 629) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 630 630) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. | |
| 631 631) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. | |
| 632 632) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… | |
| 633 633) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them | |
| 634 634) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence | |
| 635 635) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks | |
| 636 636) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. | |
| 637 637) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper | |
| 638 638) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. | |
| 639 639) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 640 640) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? | |
| 641 641) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? | |
| 642 642) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories | |
| 643 643) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one | |
| 644 644) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 645 645) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge | |
| 646 646) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP | |
| 647 647) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. | |
| 648 648) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful | |
| 649 649) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? | |
| 650 650) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) | |
| 651 651) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. | |
| 652 652) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. | |
| 653 653) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 654 654) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. | |
| 655 655) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. | |
| 656 656) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? | |
| 657 657) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? | |
| 658 658) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. | |
| 659 659) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. | |
| 660 660) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be | |
| 661 661) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. | |
| 662 662) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS | |
| 663 663) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe | |
| 664 664) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" | |
| 665 665) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. | |
| 666 666) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it | |
| 667 667) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. | |
| 668 668) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode | |
| 669 669) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. | |
| 670 670) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness | |
| 671 671) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes | |
| 672 672) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 673 673) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? | |
| 674 674) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one | |
| 675 675) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. | |
| 676 676) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. | |
| 677 677) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. | |
| 678 678) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway | |
| 679 679) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it | |
| 680 680) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game | |
| 681 681) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | |
| 682 682) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" | |
| 683 683) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? | |
| 684 684) <elliott>.Ah. | |
| 685 685) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a | |
| 686 686) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. | |
| 687 687) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already | |
| 688 688) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. | |
| 689 689) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky | |
| 690 690) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | |
| 691 691) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen | |
| 692 692) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses | |
| 693 693) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels | |
| 694 694) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace | |
| 695 695) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! | |
| 696 696) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. | |
| 697 697) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. | |
| 698 698) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. | |
| 699 699) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered | |
| 700 700) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? | |
| 701 701) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | |
| 702 702) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | |
| 703 703) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. | |
| 704 704) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | |
| 705 705) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. | |
| 706 706) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. | |
| 707 707) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. | |
| 708 708) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! | |
| 709 709) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | |
| 710 710) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | |
| 711 711) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | |
| 712 712) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | |
| 713 713) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | |
| 714 714) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | |
| 715 715) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | |
| 716 716) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | |
| 717 717) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | |
| 718 718) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? | |
| 719 719) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. | |
| 720 720) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) | |
| 721 721) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] | |
| 722 722) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord | |
| 723 723) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine | |
| 724 724) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. | |
| 725 725) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. | |
| 726 726) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise | |
| 727 727) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. | |
| 728 728) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? | |
| 729 729) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? | |
| 730 730) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. | |
| 731 731) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha | |
| 732 732) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? | |
| 733 733) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky | |
| 734 734) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 | |
| 735 735) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before | |
| 736 736) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? | |
| 737 737) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. | |
| 738 738) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. | |
| 739 739) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... | |
| 740 740) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold | |
| 741 741) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. | |
| 742 742) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. | |
| 743 743) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY | |
| 744 744) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. | |
| 745 745) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN | |
| 746 746) <roper> ioihgfdddf | |
| 747 747) <roper> rephtrase | |
| 748 748) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) | |
| 749 749) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( | |
| 750 750) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people | |
| 751 751) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) | |
| 752 752) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. | |
| 753 753) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples | |
| 754 754) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used | |
| 755 755) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. | |
| 756 756) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading | |
| 757 757) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back | |
| 758 758) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented | |
| 759 759) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable | |
| 760 760) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that | |
| 761 761) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* | |
| 762 762) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord | |
| 763 763) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world | |
| 764 764) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." | |
| 765 765) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. | |
| 766 766) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. | |
| 767 767) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" | |
| 768 768) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory | |
| 769 769) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. | |
| 770 770) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" | |
| 771 771) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES | |
| 772 772) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time | |
| 773 773) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation | |
| 774 774) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context | |
| 775 775) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. | |
| 776 776) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird | |
| 777 777) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows | |
| 778 778) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport | |
| 779 779) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. | |
| 780 780) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL | |
| 781 781) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad | |
| 782 782) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points | |
| 783 783) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") | |
| 784 784) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will | |
| 785 785) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS | |
| 786 786) <Taneb> coleridge and | |
| 787 787) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended | |
| 788 788) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** | |
| 789 789) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying | |
| 790 790) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people | |
| 791 791) <Taneb> profanity specialities | |
| 792 792) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent | |
| 793 793) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify | |
| 794 794) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. | |
| 795 795) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? | |
| 796 796) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen | |
| 797 797) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. | |
| 798 798) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course | |
| 799 799) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you | |
| 800 800) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. | |
| 801 801) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised | |
| 802 802) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i | |
| 803 803) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h | |
| 804 804) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes | |
| 805 805) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ | |
| 806 806) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". | |
| 807 807) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins | |
| 808 808) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? | |
| 809 809) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing | |
| 810 810) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall | |
| 811 811) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED | |
| 812 812) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. | |
| 813 813) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer | |
| 814 814) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible | |
| 815 815) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine | |
| 816 816) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough | |
| 817 817) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you | |
| 818 818) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence | |
| 819 819) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? | |
| 820 820) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( | |
| 821 821) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. | |
| 822 822) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ | |
| 823 823) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine | |
| 824 824) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines | |
| 825 825) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude | |
| 826 826) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder | |
| 827 827) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? | |
| 828 828) <olsner> This quote is boring | |
| 829 829) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once | |
| 830 830) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed | |
| 831 831) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. | |
| 832 832) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave | |
| 833 833) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. | |
| 834 834) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) | |
| 835 835) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all | |
| 836 836) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic | |
| 837 837) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal | |
| 838 838) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything | |
| 839 839) <mroman> You can't quote me. | |
| 840 840) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. | |
| 841 841) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations | |
| 842 842) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. | |
| 843 843) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world | |
| 844 844) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity | |
| 845 845) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? | |
| 846 846) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del | |
| 847 847) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists | |
| 848 848) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition | |
| 849 849) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax | |
| 850 850) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever | |
| 851 851) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds | |
| 852 852) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. | |
| 853 853) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. | |
| 854 854) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat | |
| 855 855) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either | |
| 856 856) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice | |
| 857 857) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please | |
| 858 858) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D | |
| 859 859) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" | |
| 860 860) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday | |
| 861 861) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing | |
| 862 862) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns | |
| 863 863) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september | |
| 864 864) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science | |
| 865 865) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. | |
| 866 866) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head | |
| 867 867) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. | |
| 868 868) <elliott> `delquote 869 | |
| 869 869) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words | |
| 870 870) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer | |
| 871 871) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb | |
| 872 872) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo | |
| 873 873) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard |