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| 1 <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. | 1 < Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. |
| 2 <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" | 2 < Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" |
| 3 <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. | 3 < Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... < Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. |
| 4 <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop | 4 < AnMaster> that's where I got it < AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop |
| 5 <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. | 5 < Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. |
| 6 <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. | 6 < Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. < GKennethR> He's alive :P < GreenReaper> Even so. |
| 7 <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. | 7 < oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? < Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. |
| 8 <SimonRC> TODO: sex life | 8 < SimonRC> TODO: sex life |
| 9 <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence | 9 < Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? < Lil`Cube> not yet < Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence |
| 10 <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? | 10 < reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? |
| 11 <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D | 11 < Madelon> 11 holes for me :D |
| 12 <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. | 12 < fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. |
| 13 <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom | 13 < Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom |
| 14 <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. | 14 < pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. < pikhq> Second, you know the rest. |
| 15 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. | 15 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: < pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. < pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. |
| 16 <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. | 16 < fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. |
| 17 <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. | 17 < oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. |
| 18 <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. | 18 < FireFly> Meh < FireFly> ._. |
| 19 <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! | 19 < fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! |
| 20 <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads | 20 < bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads |
| 21 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once | 21 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: < bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once |
| 22 <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste | 22 < oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste |
| 23 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" | 23 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: < oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" |
| 24 <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers | 24 < ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers |
| 25 IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! | 25 IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): < ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! |
| 26 SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! | 26 SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): < ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! |
| 27 PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers | 27 PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: < oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers |
| 28 <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" | 28 < Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" |
| 29 <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? | 29 < ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? |
| 30 <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. | 30 < ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. < fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn < ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. |
| 31 <zzo38> I am not on the moon. | 31 < zzo38> I am not on the moon. |
| 32 <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. | 32 < ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! < pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. |
| 33 <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. | 33 < oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. |
| 34 <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" | 34 < ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D < augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" |
| 35 <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list | 35 < oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true < oklopol> should put that on my todo list |
| 36 <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary | 36 < lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary |
| 37 <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister | 37 < oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister |
| 38 <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that | 38 < ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny < HackEgo> How hard is that |
| 39 <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective | 39 < mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective |
| 40 <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions | 40 < Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions |
| 41 <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? | 41 < fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? |
| 42 <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. | 42 < ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. |
| 43 <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly | 43 < Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly |
| 44 <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? | 44 < Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? |
| 45 <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics | 45 < Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics |
| 46 <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. | 46 < Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. |
| 47 <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. | 47 < pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. |
| 48 <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. | 48 < GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... < GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. |
| 49 <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? | 49 < oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? |
| 50 <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> | 50 < ehird> no Deewiant < Deewiant> No?! < Deewiant> I've been living a lie < ehird> yep. < Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> |
| 51 <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? | 51 < GregorR> ??? < GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? < GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? < GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? |
| 52 <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? | 52 < apollo> Maternal instincts? < apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? |
| 53 <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. | 53 < Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. |
| 54 <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. | 54 < apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. |
| 55 <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. | 55 < Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. |
| 56 <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? | 56 < Warrigal> Porn. < Warrigal> There, see? |
| 57 <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. | 57 < apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. |
| 58 <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? | 58 < Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. < Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? |
| 59 <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? | 59 < Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? |
| 60 <oklopol> hmm, this is hard | 60 < oklopol> hmm, this is hard |
| 61 <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge | 61 < oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge |
| 62 <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has | 62 < oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has |
| 63 <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here | 63 < Oranjer> oohhh < Oranjer> ha < Oranjer> heh < madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? < Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain < Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here |
| 64 * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies | 64 * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### < FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies |
| 65 <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". | 65 < fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". |
| 66 <fax> im the worst person in the world | 66 < fax> im the worst person in the world |
| 67 <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) | 67 < fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) |
| 68 <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" | 68 < fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" |
| 69 <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? | 69 < oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? |
| 70 <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? | 70 < coppro> SF.net porn :/ < ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? |
| 71 <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program | 71 < oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program |
| 72 <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it | 72 < AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it |
| 73 <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit | 73 < ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit |
| 74 <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. | 74 < Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! < Aftran> I get that feeling too. |
| 75 <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! | 75 < Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! |
| 76 <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter | 76 < Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter |
| 77 <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. | 77 < Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? < lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. |
| 78 <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. | 78 < fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. |
| 79 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | 79 [Warrigal] `addquote < Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows < Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( |
| 80 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | 80 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. |
| 81 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | 81 < Warrigal> Ah, vulva. < Warrigal> What is that, anyway? |
| 82 <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | 82 < Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love |
| 83 <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay | 83 < MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay |
| 84 <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | 84 < Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. |
| 85 <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. | 85 < dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. |
| 86 <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | 86 < Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. |
| 87 <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | 87 < scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source < scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain < scarf> it's all falling into place |
| 88 <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | 88 < ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? |
| 89 <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future | 89 < ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future |
| 90 <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... | 90 < fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here < oklokok> ...i don't know :< < oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... |
| 91 <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat | 91 < songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat |
| 92 <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. | 92 < Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. |
| 93 <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. | 93 < Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. |
| 94 <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone | 94 < vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone |
| 95 <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... | 95 < Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... |
| 96 <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) | 96 < ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) |
| 97 <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along | 97 < ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along |
| 98 <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> | 98 < Keiya> I want a patent on common sense < Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> |
| 99 <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O | 99 < Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O |
| 100 <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. | 100 < AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. < fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. |
| 101 * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. | 101 * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. |
| 102 <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | 102 < fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex < sekuoir> I am learning though! |
| 103 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | 103 < Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... < Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. |
| 104 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | 104 < fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist |
| 105 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | 105 < Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. |
| 106 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | 106 < soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect < soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists |
| 107 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | 107 < oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. |
| 108 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | 108 < fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf |
| 109 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | 109 < DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. |
| 110 <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | 110 < Quas_NaArt> Hooray! < Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. |
| 111 <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit | 111 < oklopol> you move on the tape and shit |
| 112 <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... | 112 < alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English < ais523> alise: that's great filler < alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... |
| 113 <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? | 113 < pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. < pikhq> :( < Sgeo_> Is it sexing? |
| 114 <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later | 114 < Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots < Bubo> ill do it later |
| 115 <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] | 115 < fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] |
| 116 <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia | 116 < fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia |
| 117 <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | 117 < fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions |
| 118 <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. | 118 < fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. |
| 119 <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine | 119 < fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine |
| 120 <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus | 120 < AnMaster> alise, marble < AnMaster> marbelus |
| 121 <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. | 121 < alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment < alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. |
| 122 <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil | 122 < coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil |
| 123 <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles | 123 < oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles |
| 124 <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing | 124 < coppro> what's the data of? [...] < Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation < coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games < coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing |
| 125 <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough | 125 < Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough |
| 126 <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. | 126 < Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. < lacota> I am! and proud of it to < lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. |
| 127 * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | 127 * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. < cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. |
| 128 <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well | 128 < oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well |
| 129 <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs | 129 < AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? < ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs |
| 130 <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it | 130 < ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays < ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it |
| 131 <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | 131 < CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. < CakeProphet> von neumann machines? < Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. < Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. |
| 132 <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. | 132 < fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. |
| 133 <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. | 133 < fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. |
| 134 <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. | 134 < fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. |
| 135 <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple | 135 < zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple |
| 136 <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff | 136 < ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked < cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff |
| 137 <cheater99> incest is best | 137 < cheater99> incest is best |
| 138 <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? | 138 < ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? |
| 139 <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on | 139 < Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? < ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on |
| 140 (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P | 140 (in #irp) < Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? < Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P |
| 141 <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower | 141 < alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. < alise> Involving open wounds. < coppro> I'm going to take a shower |
| 142 <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! | 142 < Gregor> < badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! |
| 143 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | 143 < Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? < cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime |
| 144 <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. | 144 < pikhq> INTERNET < coppro> YAY < cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. |
| 145 <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | 145 < AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH < Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. |
| 146 <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok | 146 < nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages < olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok |
| 147 <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" | 147 < fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" |
| 148 * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | 148 * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose |
| 149 <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). | 149 < cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). |
| 150 <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. | 150 < alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. |
| 151 <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. | 151 < oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. |
| 152 <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. | 152 < Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. |
| 153 <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) | 153 < fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) |
| 154 <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? | 154 < fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? |
| 155 <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. | 155 < fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. |
| 156 <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | 156 < alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. |
| 157 <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon | 157 < cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input < -- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon |
| 158 <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me | 158 < alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." < cpressey> alise: I < cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me |
| 159 <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW | 159 < alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? < pikhq> alise: TLAAW |
| 160 <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." | 160 < fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". < fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." |
| 161 <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. | 161 < Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. |
| 162 <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. | 162 < oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. |
| 163 <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. | 163 < benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. |
| 164 <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) | 164 < fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) |
| 165 <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | 165 < Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! < alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS |
| 166 <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version | 166 < Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0< a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version |
| 167 <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | 167 < Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? < Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. < ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer < alise> Vorpal: "horrible" |
| 168 <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. | 168 < alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. |
| 169 <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus | 169 < catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus |
| 170 <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why | 170 < oklopol> comex: what? < oklopol> *vorpal < oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why |
| 171 <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! | 171 < fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! |
| 172 <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. | 172 < fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. |
| 173 <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic | 173 < fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic |
| 174 <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream | 174 < zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream |
| 175 <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. | 175 < fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. |
| 176 <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python | 176 < ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language < ais523> other than Python |
| 177 * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. | 177 * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. |
| 178 [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. | 178 [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. |
| 179 <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. | 179 < oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. |
| 180 <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. | 180 < fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. |
| 181 <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway | 181 < cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! < cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway |
| 182 <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS | 182 < Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS |
| 183 <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? | 183 < Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? |
| 184 <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! | 184 < Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. < Gregor> Two! |
| 185 <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! | 185 < olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving < Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! |
| 186 <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. | 186 < pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. |
| 187 <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks | 187 < oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy < oklopol> and i own a piano < oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks |
| 188 <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot | 188 < ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot |
| 189 <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. | 189 < Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. |
| 190 <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol | 190 < Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol |
| 191 Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ | 191 Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ |
| 192 <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not | 192 < elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. < Vorpal> elliott, sure why not |
| 193 <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P | 193 < elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] < elliott> It's a trivial C program :P |
| 194 <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. | 194 < Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." < Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. |
| 195 <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. | 195 < tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. < ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that < tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. |
| 196 <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | 196 < Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. |
| 197 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | 197 < Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. |
| 198 <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes | 198 < Vorpal> (had real world issues) < Vorpal> (to deal with) < ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. < Vorpal> yes |
| 199 <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. | 199 < tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. < olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? < nooga> what < tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. |
| 200 * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! | 200 * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot < elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! |
| 201 <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? | 201 < pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. < Sgeo> It's broken? |
| 202 <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* | 202 < Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* |
| 203 <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult | 203 < elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror < elliott> typing is kind of difficult |
| 204 <Sgeo> My quotes are boring | 204 < Sgeo> My quotes are boring |
| 205 <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? | 205 < elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? |
| 206 <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false | 206 < l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false |
| 207 <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi | 207 < ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck < ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi |
| 208 "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious | 208 "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious |
| 209 <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. | 209 < fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. |
| 210 <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. | 210 < zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. |
| 211 <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once | 211 < oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once |
| 212 * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> | 212 * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave < /bachelor frog> |
| 213 <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) | 213 < zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) |
| 214 <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. | 214 < zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. |
| 215 <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> | 215 < elliott> < /pedant> ... come to think of it, < pedant> |
| 216 <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" | 216 < Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? < variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" |
| 217 <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) | 217 < fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) |
| 218 <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no | 218 < elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness < elliott> or ability to run at all < oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no |
| 219 <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. | 219 < Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. < pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. |
| 220 <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something | 220 < j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. < j-invariant> HAHA [...] < j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something |
| 221 <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. | 221 < Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. |
| 222 <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too | 222 < quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly < Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P < quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too |
| 223 <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment | 223 < asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment |
| 224 <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. | 224 < elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. |
| 225 [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. | 225 [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. |
| 226 <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small | 226 < elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D < ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice < ais523> umm, sufficiently small |
| 227 <ais523> yay CDE | 227 < ais523> yay CDE |
| 228 <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) | 228 < oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) |
| 229 <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money | 229 < oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money |
| 230 <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid | 230 < oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid |
| 231 <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full | 231 < nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? < oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full |
| 232 [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" | 232 [on Walter Bright] < nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" |
| 233 <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor | 233 < nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor |
| 234 <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty | 234 < elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. < nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty |
| 235 <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ | 235 < Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing < ehird> I think that would be illegal. < Vorpal> oh you are right < Vorpal> damn :/ |
| 236 <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp | 236 < j-invariant> I need a new desktop background < Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) < j-invariant> uhrghoaudp |
| 237 * quintopia sits on gregor | 237 * quintopia sits on gregor |
| 238 <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | 238 < Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] |
| 239 <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? | 239 < fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? |
| 240 <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty | 240 < locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright < nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc < nddrylliog> locks: guilty |
| 241 <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. | 241 < A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. |
| 242 <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | 242 < Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. |
| 243 <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. | 243 < zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. |
| 244 <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? | 244 < ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? |
| 245 <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) | 245 < oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) |
| 246 <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties | 246 < quintopia> who is guido van rossum < olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties |
| 247 <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left | 247 < olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left |
| 248 <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay | 248 < Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 < EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 < Vorpal> yay |
| 249 <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what | 249 < Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 < Vorpal> probably will suck < EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 < Vorpal> what |
| 250 <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) | 250 < Vorpal> `addquote < elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. < Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) |
| 251 <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. | 251 < ineiros> HELLWORLD! < fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. < ineiros> There is more agony. |
| 252 <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required | 252 < Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required |
| 253 <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? | 253 < xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? |
| 254 <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck | 254 < oerjan> < Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to < -- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think < Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck |
| 255 [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. | 255 [on egojoust] < elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. |
| 256 <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension | 256 < ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension |
| 257 <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 | 257 < Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < < EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 |
| 258 <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. | 258 < fizzie> $ perl -e '/? < -- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by < -- HERE in m/? < -- HERE < -- HERE/ at -e line 1. |
| 259 <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero | 259 < Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero |
| 260 <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P | 260 < Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P |
| 261 <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. | 261 < fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. |
| 262 <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. | 262 < zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. |
| 263 <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." | 263 < elliott> lol @ closed character set standard < elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." |
| 264 [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of | 264 [on DNA Maze] < ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of |
| 265 <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. | 265 < nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. |
| 266 <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | 266 < fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. |
| 267 * yorick has quit (K-Lined) | 267 * yorick has quit (K-Lined) |
| 268 <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. | 268 < zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. |
| 269 <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult | 269 < ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult |
| 270 <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! | 270 < elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! |
| 271 <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. | 271 < oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. |
| 272 <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS | 272 < elliott> just because i'm homosexual < elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. < elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] < elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile < elliott> i don't have sex with men < elliott> i have sex with BOYS |
| 273 <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia | 273 < oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia |
| 274 * elliott injects coke into his testicles | 274 * elliott injects coke into his testicles |
| 275 <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. | 275 < zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. |
| 276 <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" | 276 < oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" |
| 277 <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. | 277 < Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. |
| 278 <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them | 278 < zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them |
| 279 <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | 279 < treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity |
| 280 <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich | 280 < oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich |
| 281 <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! | 281 < fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! |
| 282 <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. | 282 < tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. |
| 283 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | 283 < fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here |
| 284 <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | 284 < Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. |
| 285 * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. | 285 * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) < nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O < Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. |
| 286 <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. | 286 < cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? < Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. |
| 287 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | 287 < fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing |
| 288 <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks | 288 < fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks |
| 289 <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you | 289 < oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* < oklopol> i mean < oklopol> with you |
| 290 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. | 290 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. |
| 291 <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? | 291 < zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? < Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? |
| 292 <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! | 292 < zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! |
| 293 <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive | 293 < catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive |
| 294 <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then | 294 < olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then |
| 295 <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn | 295 < elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny < oklopol> something funny hagrea:D < oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn |
| 296 <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet | 296 < ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet |
| 297 <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. | 297 < ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. |
| 298 <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | 298 < Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. |
| 299 <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something | 299 < olsner> django is named after a person? < olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something |
| 300 <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. | 300 < Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. |
| 301 <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN | 301 < cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN |
| 302 <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". | 302 < tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". < tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". |
| 303 [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar | 303 [After a long monologue] < oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar |
| 304 <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. | 304 < Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. |
| 305 <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. | 305 < zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. |
| 306 <oklopol> i'm really sleep | 306 < oklopol> i'm really sleep |
| 307 <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity | 307 < lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity |
| 308 <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. | 308 < Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps < Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. |
| 309 <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. | 309 < monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. |
| 310 <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) | 310 < oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop < oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" < oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) |
| 311 <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder | 311 < Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! < Vorpal> wait, murder |
| 312 <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. | 312 < zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. |
| 313 <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" | 313 < oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS < oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" < oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" |
| 314 <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 | 314 < elliott> < Yahweasel> < Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 |
| 315 <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. | 315 < elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. < elliott> See? I'm intellectual. |
| 316 <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me | 316 < Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me |
| 317 <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | 317 < Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN |
| 318 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | 318 < Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! |
| 319 <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims | 319 < crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' < crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims |
| 320 <oklopol> i actually do like sucking | 320 < oklopol> i actually do like sucking |
| 321 <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. | 321 < zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. |
| 322 <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history | 322 < oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history |
| 323 <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P | 323 < pikhq> o.O < pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. < Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P |
| 324 <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category | 324 < ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category |
| 325 <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea | 325 < oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea |
| 326 <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho | 326 < oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho |
| 327 <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON | 327 < elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON |
| 328 <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons | 328 < crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons |
| 329 <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb | 329 < crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg < crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb |
| 330 <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? | 330 < crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] < crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? |
| 331 <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up | 331 < crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) < crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up |
| 332 <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? | 332 < tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? |
| 333 <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer | 333 < olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer |
| 334 <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that | 334 < crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm < crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 < crystal-cola> well < crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that |
| 335 <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 | 335 < crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 |
| 336 <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed | 336 < Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed |
| 337 <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. | 337 < Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. |
| 338 <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock | 338 < Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock |
| 339 <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent | 339 < zzo38> < elliott> < quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent |
| 340 <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things | 340 < elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things |
| 341 <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter | 341 < Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea < coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter |
| 342 <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method | 342 < elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method |
| 343 <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | 343 < Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW |
| 344 [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track | 344 [on Sgeo's karaoke] < not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome < not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track |
| 345 [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | 345 [on Sgeo's karaoke] < Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. |
| 346 <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | 346 < Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. |
| 347 <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. | 347 < elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. |
| 348 <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? | 348 < augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? |
| 349 <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup | 349 < monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup |
| 350 <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" | 350 < Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" |
| 351 <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one | 351 < cpressey> `quote django < HackEgo> 352) < olsner> django is named after a person? < olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something < cpressey> thankfully only one |
| 352 <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two | 352 < monqy> `quote django < HackEgo> 352) < olsner> django is named after a person? < olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) < cpressey> `quote django < HackEgo> 352) < olsner> django is named after a person? < olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something < cpressey> thankfully only one < monqy> thankfully only two |
| 353 <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ | 353 < cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input < pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ |
| 354 <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> | 354 < Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse < Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> |
| 355 <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so | 355 < elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here < Sgeo> I think so |
| 356 <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. | 356 < ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything < elliott_> Yes. < elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. |
| 357 <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. | 357 < ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy < ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. |
| 358 <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit | 358 < oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography < oklofok> whew < oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit |
| 359 <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page | 359 < ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page |
| 360 <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last | 360 < ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last |
| 361 <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. | 361 < zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. |
| 362 <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. | 362 < zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. |
| 363 <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django | 363 < olsner> two quotes about quotes about django < olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django |
| 364 <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ | 364 < elliott_> `addquote < olsner> two quotes about quotes about django < olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django < olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ |
| 365 <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. | 365 < CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. |
| 366 <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome | 366 < Sgeo> Oracle's awesome |
| 367 <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. | 367 < GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! < CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. |
| 368 <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old | 368 < Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old |
| 369 <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse | 369 < elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse |
| 370 <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." | 370 < pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." |
| 371 <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. | 371 < fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. |
| 372 <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. | 372 < fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. |
| 373 <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | 373 < Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. |
| 374 <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER | 374 < EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER |
| 375 <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself | 375 < zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself |
| 376 <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | 376 < Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? < Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. |
| 377 <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring | 377 < oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring |
| 378 <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. | 378 < zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. |
| 379 <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob | 379 < oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob |
| 380 <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies | 380 < oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] < oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies |
| 381 [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. | 381 [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] < Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... < CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. |
| 382 <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long | 382 < ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long |
| 383 <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? | 383 < monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser < Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? |
| 384 <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult | 384 < Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult |
| 385 <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" | 385 < Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P < Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" |
| 386 <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well | 386 < oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours < oklopol> and masturbate as well |
| 387 <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | 387 < Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. |
| 388 <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? | 388 < oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? |
| 389 [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. | 389 [on spiking] < CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. |
| 390 <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good | 390 < oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for < oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good |
| 391 [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | 391 [on petrol] < ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it < Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. |
| 392 <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? | 392 < oklofok> "< pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." < < < one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? |
| 393 <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy | 393 < oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy |
| 394 <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. | 394 < elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. |
| 395 <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit | 395 < elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER < Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! < elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit |
| 396 <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock | 396 < olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock |
| 397 <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. | 397 < elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. < oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. |
| 398 <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes | 398 < Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol < olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes |
| 399 * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | 399 * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function < Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. |
| 400 <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D | 400 < Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D |
| 401 <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green | 401 < coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA < coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" < coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green |
| 402 <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week | 402 < ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary < ais523_> so far, it has found four digits < ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week |
| 403 <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | 403 < Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. < Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. < copumpkin> you talking about me again? < Phantom_Hoover> Yes. < copumpkin> k |
| 404 <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops | 404 < Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane < Sgeo_> < elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum < Sgeo_> < elliott> would you object to that being trademarked < Sgeo_> < monqy> I mean < Sgeo_> < monqy> phrase trade" < Sgeo_> oops |
| 405 <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing | 405 < Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check < Sgeo_> sanity < Sgeo_> faliling < Sgeo_> failing |
| 406 <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. | 406 < zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. |
| 407 <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over | 407 < olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over |
| 408 <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. | 408 < oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. |
| 409 <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET | 409 < elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page < elliott> thanks < oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET |
| 410 <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' | 410 < Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' |
| 411 <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! | 411 < elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are < Gregor> Damn right! |
| 412 <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P | 412 < Gregor> "< Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P |
| 413 <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales | 413 < elliott> im going to resurrect rutian < elliott> with vitamin pills < elliott> and book sales |
| 414 <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned | 414 < oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned |
| 415 <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. | 415 < oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw < zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. |
| 416 <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ | 416 < NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ |
| 417 <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | 417 < Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. |
| 418 <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. | 418 < d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. |
| 419 <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. | 419 < Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] < oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. |
| 420 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | 420 < Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. |
| 421 <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | 421 < ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory |
| 422 <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. | 422 < oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. |
| 423 <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | 423 < Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. < Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. |
| 424 <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills | 424 < Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P < oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills |
| 425 <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | 425 < oklopol> such a famous bisexual < Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. < Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. < Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? < Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. |
| 426 <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. | 426 < tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. |
| 427 <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started | 427 < monqy> it was a wonderful dream < monqy> i died in it < monqy> that's how it started |
| 428 <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s | 428 < ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s |
| 429 * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets | 429 * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets < Sgeo> #toilet is useless < monqy> is #toilet even a thing < Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets |
| 430 <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different | 430 < Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that < Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different |
| 431 <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best | 431 < oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once < oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. < oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself < oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best |
| 432 <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really | 432 < oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink < oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really |
| 433 <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place | 433 < Madk> #%%:]__t�# < Madk> do you see that < Madk> that is great progress taking place |
| 434 <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. | 434 < oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O < oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. |
| 435 <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. | 435 < fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. |
| 436 <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! | 436 < fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! |
| 437 <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. | 437 < fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. |
| 438 <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | 438 < Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement |
| 439 <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. | 439 < SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. |
| 440 * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it | 440 * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires < Sgeo> The bacon is worth it |
| 441 <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | 441 < augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently < Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? |
| 442 <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way | 442 < oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them < oklopol> that doesn't work. < oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way |
| 443 <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. | 443 < fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. |
| 444 <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | 444 < Taneb> Cut to February < Taneb> War were declared < Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil < Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 |
| 445 <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | 445 < Taneb> I can't afford one of those! < Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer |
| 446 <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. | 446 < oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. |
| 447 <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED | 447 < NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY < NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION < NihilistDandy> RUINED |
| 448 <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception | 448 < itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent < oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception |
| 449 <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself | 449 < oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself |
| 450 <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) | 450 < ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) |
| 451 <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. | 451 < Gregor> I have a WRT120N < fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. |
| 452 <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | 452 < fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] < Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] < fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. |
| 453 <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | 453 < Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon |
| 454 <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise | 454 < Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise |
| 455 <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. | 455 < oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win < oklopol> chess is also first player win < oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. |
| 456 <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | 456 < Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. |
| 457 <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor | 457 < Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor |
| 458 <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist | 458 < NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist |
| 459 <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! | 459 < fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? < Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! |
| 460 <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. | 460 < elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. |
| 461 <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. | 461 < elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. |
| 462 <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | 462 < Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? < oklopol> have you even READ the bible? |
| 463 <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P | 463 < elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) < Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P |
| 464 <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | 464 < Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism |
| 465 <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace | 465 < monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? < ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later < monqy> nap in peace |
| 466 <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? | 466 < Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? |
| 467 <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! | 467 < ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! |
| 468 <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | 468 < NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte < NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano < Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte < Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo < Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry |
| 469 <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? | 469 < elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? |
| 470 <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. | 470 < zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. |
| 471 <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly | 471 < itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly |
| 472 <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. | 472 < monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. |
| 473 <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. | 473 < itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. |
| 474 <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... | 474 < NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... |
| 475 <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" | 475 < itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. < itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" |
| 476 <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | 476 < itidus20> australia kicks ass < itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything |
| 477 <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | 477 < Sgeo> My memory passed < monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory |
| 478 <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | 478 < monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" < oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. |
| 479 <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | 479 < fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? |
| 480 [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | 480 [2008] < nooga> i'm testing Haiku < nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit < oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga |
| 481 <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | 481 < Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. |
| 482 <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | 482 < zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game |
| 483 <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | 483 < ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering |
| 484 <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! | 484 < Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! |
| 485 <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck | 485 < monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck |
| 486 <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. | 486 < pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. |
| 487 <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | 487 < Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? |
| 488 <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. | 488 < oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. |
| 489 <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | 489 < Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients < fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. |
| 490 <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | 490 < Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency |
| 491 <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. | 491 < fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. |
| 492 <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. | 492 < MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. |
| 493 <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. | 493 < fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. |
| 494 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | 494 < fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? |
| 495 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | 495 < Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. < Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
| 496 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | 496 < Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. < Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. |
| 497 <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | 497 < Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. < Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y |
| 498 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | 498 < Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. < Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. |
| 499 <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | 499 < Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? |
| 500 <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books | 500 < NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana < NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course < NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books |
| 501 <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy | 501 < ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy |
| 502 <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. | 502 < fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. |
| 503 <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane | 503 < itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane |
| 504 <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction | 504 < ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction |
| 505 <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour | 505 < oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour |
| 506 <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | 506 < Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. |
| 507 <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis | 507 < monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis |
| 508 <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | 508 < Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. |
| 509 <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough | 509 < Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument < Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain < Patashu> it's never close enough |
| 510 <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. | 510 < zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. |
| 511 <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" | 511 < elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" |
| 512 <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. | 512 < itidus20> well, you have bested me < zzo38> itidus20: Yes. |
| 513 <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him | 513 < itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him |
| 514 <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question | 514 < zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? < itidus20> that's a tough question |
| 515 <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? | 515 < itidus20> software patents strike again < ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now < ais523_> are they out yet? |
| 516 <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think | 516 < itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with < itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think |
| 517 <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha | 517 < itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail < itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha |
| 518 <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? | 518 < elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? |
| 519 <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST | 519 < elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST |
| 520 <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | 520 < Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. < Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. |
| 521 <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | 521 < Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. < Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. |
| 522 <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | 522 < Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? < Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD < Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS |
| 523 <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) | 523 < ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) |
| 524 <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up | 524 < itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up |
| 525 <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. | 525 < elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. |
| 526 <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | 526 < Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. < Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy |
| 527 <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out | 527 < oklopol> i started running and smoking < oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out |
| 528 <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | 528 < Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. |
| 529 <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. | 529 < evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. |
| 530 <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language | 530 < monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language |
| 531 <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | 531 < Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm < Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING < Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE |
| 532 <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads | 532 < itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads |
| 533 <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. | 533 < fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) < fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. |
| 534 <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful | 534 < monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful |
| 535 <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this | 535 < monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday < monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause < monqy> switching to oktoberfest < monqy> yes i would love to shop to this |
| 536 <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours | 536 < monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours |
| 537 <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh | 537 < monqy> i am out of all the fame loops < monqy> and the australien soap opera loops < monqy> so much loop / s omcuh |
| 538 <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. | 538 < Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? < elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? < Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. |
| 539 <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it | 539 < Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! < ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it |
| 540 <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] | 540 < fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] |
| 541 <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. | 541 < fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. |
| 542 <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big | 542 < monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big |
| 543 <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk | 543 < NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk |
| 544 <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic | 544 < elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic |
| 545 <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | 545 < Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship < thing>" and it's crippling |
| 546 <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] | 546 < zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] |
| 547 <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know | 547 < elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know |
| 548 <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. | 548 < Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby < elliott> I will boil your veins. < Sgeo> Which is less bad? < elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. |
| 549 <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". | 549 < fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". |
| 550 <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | 550 < Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. |
| 551 <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. | 551 < Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. |
| 552 <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | 552 < Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. < Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. < Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. < Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING |
| 553 <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." | 553 < fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." |
| 554 <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is | 554 < Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is |
| 555 <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | 555 < Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. |
| 556 <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | 556 < Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. |
| 557 <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | 557 < Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. |
| 558 <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell | 558 < CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] < CakeProphet> @messages < lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell |
| 559 <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. | 559 < oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. |
| 560 <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say | 560 < Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you < elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say |
| 561 <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him | 561 < elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him |
| 562 <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! | 562 < fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! |
| 563 <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." | 563 < elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = < fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." |
| 564 <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | 564 < Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? |
| 565 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | 565 < Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. |
| 566 <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents | 566 < elliott> help me i am so alone :( < monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents |
| 567 <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. | 567 < fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. |
| 568 <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages | 568 < itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages |
| 569 <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. | 569 < fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. |
| 570 <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? | 570 < fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? |
| 571 <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner | 571 < ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner |
| 572 <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | 572 < Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. |
| 573 <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense | 573 < ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense |
| 574 <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; | 574 < Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! < Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; |
| 575 <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | 575 < Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. < Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. |
| 576 <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? | 576 < itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? |
| 577 <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | 577 < Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. |
| 578 <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. | 578 < elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. |
| 579 <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again | 579 < monqy> one time I tried cpp programming < monqy> it was hellish < monqy> maybe I should try again |
| 580 <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. | 580 < fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. |
| 581 <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men | 581 < oklopol> king is something women are better at than men |
| 582 <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | 582 < Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. |
| 583 <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia | 583 < elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia |
| 584 [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". | 584 [from 2009] < fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". |
| 585 <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep | 585 < monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep |
| 586 <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it | 586 < itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it |
| 587 <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | 587 < Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee |
| 588 <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables | 588 < Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables |
| 589 <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. | 589 < shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. < shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. |
| 590 <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. | 590 < Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? < Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. |
| 591 <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | 591 < Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items < Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. |
| 592 <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | 592 < elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. < monqy> no never < Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. < monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage < Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. |
| 593 <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. | 593 < elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. |
| 594 <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. | 594 < fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. < fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. |
| 595 <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. | 595 < Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. |
| 596 <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. | 596 < Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC < fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. |
| 597 <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. | 597 < tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... < tswett> elliott: fuck you. < tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. |
| 598 <myndzi> lol :( | 598 < myndzi> lol :( |
| 599 <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." | 599 < Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." |
| 600 <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does | 600 < hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human < hagb4rd> and that is fantastic < hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does |
| 601 <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | 601 < Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? |
| 602 <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all | 602 < ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all |
| 603 <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. | 603 < elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. |
| 604 <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | 604 < Phantom_Hoover> OMG < Phantom_Hoover> What if < Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos |
| 605 <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | 605 < Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. < Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. |
| 606 <monqy> i agree with elliott | 606 < monqy> i agree with elliott |
| 607 <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples | 607 < monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples |
| 608 <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? | 608 < ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? |
| 609 <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. | 609 < fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. |
| 610 <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? | 610 < fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? |
| 611 <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. | 611 < fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. |
| 612 <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | 612 < ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? < elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two |
| 613 <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | 613 < Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. |
| 614 <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | 614 < itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard |
| 615 <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | 615 < fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. |
| 616 <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | 616 < zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi |
| 617 <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | 617 < oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. |
| 618 <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | 618 < Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love |
| 619 <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | 619 < oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any |
| 620 <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | 620 < oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming |
| 621 <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | 621 < fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. < fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) |
| 622 <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. | 622 < fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. |
| 623 <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. | 623 < fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. |
| 624 [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" | 624 [in the context of Open University] < Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" |
| 625 <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt | 625 < CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt |
| 626 <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg | 626 < monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg |
| 627 <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov | 627 < fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov |
| 628 <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. | 628 < Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. |
| 629 <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! | 629 < Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? < Ngevd> You stole it from us first! |
| 630 <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay | 630 < monqy> bad people have feelings too < monqy> but they're bad < monqy> so it's okay |
| 631 <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. | 631 < fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. |
| 632 <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. | 632 < shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. < shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. |
| 633 <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. | 633 < oerjan> < Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer < -- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. |
| 634 <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this | 634 < Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this |
| 635 <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. | 635 < elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. |
| 636 (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. | 636 (Of Minecraft:) < elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. |
| 637 <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | 637 < Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god < Phantom_Hoover> what if I become < Phantom_Hoover> attracted < Phantom_Hoover> to birds |
| 638 <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | 638 < Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family < Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. |
| 639 <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat | 639 < HackEgo> 678) < Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love < HackEgo> 187) < alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. < Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat |
| 640 <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good | 640 < elliott> ais523: those suck < elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good |
| 641 <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | 641 < Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. < Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. < Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. |
| 642 <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? | 642 < fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. < fizzie> Also probably works in real life? |
| 643 <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | 643 < Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. |
| 644 <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | 644 < Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png < Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED |
| 645 <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals | 645 < coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals |
| 646 <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. | 646 < Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. |
| 647 <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. | 647 < yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. |
| 648 <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… | 648 < ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them < ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang < ais523> diagonal principle… |
| 649 <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them | 649 < oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little < oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them |
| 650 <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence | 650 < oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence |
| 651 <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks | 651 < kmc> COCKS [...] < kmc> truly cocks |
| 652 <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. | 652 < elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. |
| 653 <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. | 653 < monqy> where is this going. why is this going. |
| 654 <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper | 654 < Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper |
| 655 <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. | 655 < fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. |
| 656 <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | 656 < Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. |
| 657 <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? | 657 < zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? |
| 658 <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? | 658 < zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? |
| 659 <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories | 659 < Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish < Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories |
| 660 <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one | 660 < ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one |
| 661 <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | 661 < Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. |
| 662 <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge | 662 < Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge |
| 663 <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? | 663 < Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? |
| 664 <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP | 664 < ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP |
| 665 <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. | 665 < oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. |
| 666 <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful | 666 < Vorpal> oh my god < Vorpal> that is one ugly solution < elliott> beautiful |
| 667 <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? | 667 < ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? |
| 668 <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) | 668 < Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) |
| 669 <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. | 669 < shachaf> VMS Mosaic? < shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. < shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. |
| 670 <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. | 670 < fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. |
| 671 <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | 671 < Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. < Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. |
| 672 <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. | 672 < Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) < tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. |
| 673 <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. | 673 < twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. < twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. |
| 674 <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? | 674 < Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? |
| 675 <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? | 675 < Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? |
| 676 <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. | 676 < Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. |
| 677 <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. | 677 < Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. |
| 678 <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be | 678 < ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be |
| 679 * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. | 679 * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something < elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. < shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. |
| 680 <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS | 680 < QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS |
| 681 <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe | 681 < elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe |
| 682 <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" | 682 < elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" |
| 683 <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. | 683 < shachaf> `quote themselves < HackEgo> No output. < shachaf> `quote norway < HackEgo> No output. < shachaf> `quote lunch < HackEgo> No output. < shachaf> Useless bot. |
| 684 <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it | 684 < ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it |
| 685 <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. | 685 < shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. < shachaf> `quote kmc < HackEgo> 686) < kmc> COCKS [...] < kmc> truly cocks < shachaf> Well, in theory. |
| 686 <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode | 686 < olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode |
| 687 <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. | 687 < CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] < oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. |
| 688 * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness | 688 * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness |
| 689 <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes | 689 < fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes |
| 690 <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | 690 < Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. |
| 691 <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? | 691 < Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? |
| 692 <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one | 692 < oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one |
| 693 <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. | 693 < oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? < shachaf> No. < oerjan> whew < oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. < shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? < oerjan> no < shachaf> Whew. < shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. |
| 694 <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. | 694 < fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? < elliott> fizzie: Yes. < elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. |
| 695 <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. | 695 < oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. |
| 696 <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway | 696 < copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually < copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway |
| 697 <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it | 697 < ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? < ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] < ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it |
| 698 <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game | 698 < oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game |
| 699 <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | 699 < Ngevd> This is not the time for science! < Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE |
| 700 <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" | 700 < monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" |
| 701 <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? | 701 < itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? |
| 702 <elliott>.Ah. | 702 < elliott>.Ah. |
| 703 <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a | 703 < oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories < oklopol> there's no difference < oklopol> *a |
| 704 <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. | 704 < itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. |
| 705 <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already | 705 < Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE < Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT < Ngevd> He's just a box with arms < monqy> i love boxbot already |
| 706 <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. | 706 < kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. |
| 707 <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky | 707 < elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. < elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky |
| 708 <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | 708 < Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? < fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. |
| 709 <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen | 709 < kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making < Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. < oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen |
| 710 <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses | 710 < oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses |
| 711 <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels | 711 < itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... < zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? < itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] < oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels |
| 712 <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace | 712 < oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace |
| 713 <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! | 713 < fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! |
| 714 <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. | 714 < zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. |
| 715 <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. | 715 < Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. |
| 716 <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. | 716 < zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. |
| 717 <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered | 717 < elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered |
| 718 <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? | 718 < Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? |
| 719 <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | 719 < Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. |
| 720 <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | 720 < Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. |
| 721 <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. | 721 < Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. < Phantom_Hoover> Oops. |
| 722 <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | 722 < Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. |
| 723 <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. | 723 < elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. |
| 724 <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. | 724 < tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. < tswett> He lives in Detroit. < tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. |
| 725 <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. | 725 < MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. < MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. |
| 726 <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! | 726 < Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! |
| 727 <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | 727 < coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game |
| 728 <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | 728 < Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) |
| 729 <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | 729 < oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) |
| 730 <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | 730 < zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. |
| 731 <elliott> I hate you. | 731 < elliott> I hate you. |
| 732 <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | 732 < zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. < ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? < zzo38> Kind of... |
| 733 <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | 733 < shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? < shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. |
| 734 <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | 734 < Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. |
| 735 <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | 735 < oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself |
| 736 <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | 736 < zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. |
| 737 <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage | 737 < oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage |
| 738 <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? | 738 < ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? |
| 739 [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. | 739 [...] < fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. |
| 740 <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) | 740 < ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) |
| 741 <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] | 741 < fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] |
| 742 <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord | 742 < fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord |
| 743 <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine | 743 < fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine |
| 744 <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. | 744 < fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? < oerjan> fizzie: +47 < fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. < fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. |
| 745 Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. | 745 Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. |
| 746 <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise | 746 < NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise |
| 747 <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. | 747 < zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. |
| 748 <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? | 748 < monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? |
| 749 <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? | 749 < Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? |
| 750 <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. | 750 < oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. < fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. |
| 751 <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha | 751 < Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha |
| 752 <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? | 752 < Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," < Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. < ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith < ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks < Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? |
| 753 <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky | 753 < Vorpal> < ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland < -- not really. I just checked in google earth < ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky |
| 754 <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 | 754 < oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today < oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 |
| 755 <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before | 755 < olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before |
| 756 <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? | 756 < ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? < Frooxius> No, sorry. < ais523> phew < Ngevd> How about Finland? < Frooxius> Why would I live there? < fizzie> That's a *very* good question. < fizzie> Why would anyone? |
| 757 <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. | 757 < fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. |
| 758 <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. | 758 < Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. < Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. |
| 759 <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... | 759 < fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... |
| 760 <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold | 760 < itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal < itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold |
| 761 * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. | 761 * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. < fizzie> Glurk. |
| 762 <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. | 762 < shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. < shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. |
| 763 <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY | 763 < fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. < Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY |
| 764 <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. | 764 < fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. |
| 765 <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN | 765 < kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN |
| 766 <roper> ioihgfdddf | 766 < roper> ioihgfdddf |
| 767 <roper> rephtrase | 767 < roper> rephtrase |
| 768 <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) | 768 < fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) |
| 769 <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( | 769 < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> @more < elliott> :( |
| 770 <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people | 770 < kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people |
| 771 <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) | 771 < fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) |
| 772 <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. | 772 < fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. |
| 773 <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples | 773 < itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples |
| 774 <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used | 774 < fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. < fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used |
| 775 <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. | 775 < Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. |
| 776 <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading | 776 < olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM < olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory < fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? < olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading |
| 777 <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back | 777 < olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back |
| 778 <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented | 778 < Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented |
| 779 <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable | 779 < elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable |
| 780 <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that | 780 < elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe < olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that |
| 781 <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* | 781 < fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] < fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* |
| 782 <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord | 782 < fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? < fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord |
| 783 <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world | 783 < fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world |
| 784 <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." | 784 < itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." |
| 785 <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. | 785 < fungot> elliott: the new fnord < fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. |
| 786 <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. | 786 < shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. |
| 787 <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" | 787 < Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" |
| 788 <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory | 788 < ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory |
| 789 <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. | 789 < Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? < oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. |
| 790 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" | 790 < fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" |
| 791 <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES | 791 < oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? < oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES |
| 792 <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time | 792 < zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time |
| 793 <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation | 793 < fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation |
| 794 <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context | 794 < elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context |
| 795 <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. | 795 < shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. |
| 796 s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj | 796 s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj |
| 797 <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird | 797 < monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird |
| 798 <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows | 798 < Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm < Ngevd> Hang on < Ngevd> I'm on Windows |
| 799 <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport | 799 < Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today < ion> In a smoking rubble? < Taneb> Close. < Taneb> Heathrow Airport |
| 800 <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. | 800 < Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. |
| 801 <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL | 801 < elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL |
| 802 <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad | 802 < kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else < Sato0x> fact < Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad |
| 803 <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points | 803 < kmc> haters gonna make som valid points |
| 804 <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") | 804 < kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u < kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") |
| 805 <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will | 805 < ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will |
| 806 <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS | 806 < shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. < shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS |
| 807 <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. | 807 < elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. |
| 808 <Taneb> coleridge and | 808 < Taneb> coleridge and |
| 809 <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended | 809 < Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended |
| 810 <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** | 810 < Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** |
| 811 <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying | 811 < Taneb> l is it real < Taneb> I am [...] < Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] < Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying |
| 812 <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people | 812 < Taneb> hang on I have bright idea < Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people |
| 813 <Taneb> profanity specialities | 813 < Taneb> profanity specialities |
| 814 <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent | 814 < Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent |
| 815 <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify | 815 < Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify |
| 816 <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. | 816 < tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." < tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. < tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. |
| 817 <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? | 817 < olsner> is tswett Warrigal? |
| 818 <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen | 818 < itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really < ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen |
| 819 * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. | 819 * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. |
| 820 <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course | 820 < calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course |
| 821 <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you | 821 < zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you |
| 822 <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. | 822 < oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. |
| 823 <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised | 823 < elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. < nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised |
| 824 <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i | 824 < elliott_> (help why are german) < monqy> i play the german version of crawl < elliott_> i |
| 825 <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h | 825 < fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h |
| 826 <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes | 826 < Sgeo> hack and back? < Patashu> works on anything much slower than you < monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" < Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink < monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes |
| 827 <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ | 827 < elliott> gah < elliott> this language is of the devil < elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ |
| 828 <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". | 828 < Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". |
| 829 <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins | 829 < kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live < kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins |
| 830 <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? | 830 < olsner> they call finnish human-readable? |
| 831 <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing | 831 < monqy> 200 and 20 are the same < monqy> different notations for the same thing |
| 832 <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall | 832 < Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall |
| 833 <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED | 833 < shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED |
| 834 <elliott> `delquote 848 | 834 < elliott> `delquote 848 |
| 835 <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. | 835 < ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. |
| 836 <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer | 836 < Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING < Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird < shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer |
| 837 <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible | 837 < monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible |
| 838 <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine | 838 < elliott> i just whacked it < monqy> whacking is fine |
| 839 <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough | 839 < ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones < ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough |
| 840 <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you | 840 < monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. < monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you |
| 841 <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence | 841 < oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] < oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence |
| 842 <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? | 842 < pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. < Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? |
| 843 <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( | 843 < Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( |
| 844 <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. | 844 < pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". < quintopia> pikhq: to what? < pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. |
| 845 <monqy> ophanim: omee~ | 845 < monqy> ophanim: omee~ |
| 846 <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine | 846 < monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him < monqy> i would also need a clone machine |