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81 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | 81 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( |
82 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | 82 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. |
83 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | 83 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? |
84 <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | 84 <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love |
85 <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay | 85 <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay |
86 <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. | |
87 <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | 86 <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. |
88 <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. | 87 <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. |
89 <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | 88 <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. |
90 <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | 89 <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place |
91 <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | 90 <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? |
106 <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | 105 <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! |
107 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | 106 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. |
108 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | 107 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist |
109 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | 108 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. |
110 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | 109 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists |
111 <alise> use "grep --crazy" | |
112 * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| | 110 * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| |
113 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | 111 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. |
114 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | 112 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf |
115 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | 113 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. |
116 <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | 114 <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. |
498 <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | 496 <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything |
499 <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | 497 <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory |
500 <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | 498 <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. |
501 <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | 499 <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? |
502 [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | 500 [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga |
503 <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new | |
504 <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes | 501 <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes |
505 <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | 502 <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. |
506 <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | 503 <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game |
507 <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | 504 <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering |
508 <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! | 505 <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! |
641 <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | 638 <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two |
642 <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | 639 <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. |
643 <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | 640 <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard |
644 <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | 641 <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. |
645 <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | 642 <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi |
646 <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate | |
647 <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | 643 <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. |
648 <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | 644 <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love |
649 <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | 645 <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any |
650 <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | 646 <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming |
651 <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | 647 <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) |
759 <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | 755 <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game |
760 <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | 756 <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) |
761 <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | 757 <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) |
762 <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | 758 <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. |
763 <elliott> I hate you. | 759 <elliott> I hate you. |
764 <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. | |
765 <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | 760 <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... |
766 <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | 761 <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. |
767 <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | 762 <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. |
768 <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | 763 <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself |
769 <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | 764 <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. |
804 <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) | 799 <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) |
805 <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. | 800 <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. |
806 <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples | 801 <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples |
807 <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used | 802 <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used |
808 <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. | 803 <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. |
804 <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading | |
805 <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back | |
806 <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented | |
807 <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable | |
808 <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that | |
809 <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* | |
810 <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord | |
811 <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world | |
812 <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." | |
813 <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. | |
814 <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. | |
815 <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" | |
816 <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory | |
817 <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. | |
818 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" | |
819 <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES | |
820 <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time | |
821 <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation | |
822 <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context | |
823 <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. | |
824 s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj |