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| 1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. | |
| 2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" | |
| 3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. | |
| 4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop | |
| 5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. | |
| 6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. | |
| 7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. | |
| 8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life | |
| 9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence | |
| 10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? | |
| 11 11) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. | |
| 12 12) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. | |
| 13 13) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. | |
| 14 14) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. | |
| 15 15) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! | |
| 16 16) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads | |
| 17 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once | |
| 18 18) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste | |
| 19 19) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" | |
| 20 20) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers | |
| 21 21) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! | |
| 22 22) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! | |
| 23 23) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers | |
| 24 24) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" | |
| 25 25) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? | |
| 26 26) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. | |
| 27 27) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. | |
| 28 28) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. | |
| 29 29) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" | |
| 30 30) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list | |
| 31 31) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary | |
| 32 32) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister | |
| 33 33) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that | |
| 34 34) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective | |
| 35 35) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions | |
| 36 36) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? | |
| 37 37) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. | |
| 38 38) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly | |
| 39 39) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? | |
| 40 40) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics | |
| 41 41) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. | |
| 42 42) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. | |
| 43 43) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? | |
| 44 44) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> | |
| 45 45) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? | |
| 46 46) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? | |
| 47 47) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. | |
| 48 48) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. | |
| 49 49) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? | |
| 50 50) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. | |
| 51 51) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? | |
| 52 52) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? | |
| 53 53) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard | |
| 54 54) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge | |
| 55 55) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has | |
| 56 56) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here | |
| 57 57) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies | |
| 58 58) <fax> im the worst person in the world | |
| 59 59) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) | |
| 60 60) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" | |
| 61 61) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? | |
| 62 62) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program | |
| 63 63) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it | |
| 64 64) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit | |
| 65 65) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. | |
| 66 66) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. | |
| 67 67) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. | |
| 68 68) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( | |
| 69 69) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. | |
| 70 70) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? | |
| 71 71) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love | |
| 72 72) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. | |
| 73 73) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. | |
| 74 74) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place | |
| 75 75) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? | |
| 76 76) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future | |
| 77 77) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... | |
| 78 78) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat | |
| 79 79) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. | |
| 80 80) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. | |
| 81 81) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone | |
| 82 82) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... | |
| 83 83) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) | |
| 84 84) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along | |
| 85 85) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O | |
| 86 86) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. | |
| 87 87) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! | |
| 88 88) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. | |
| 89 89) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist | |
| 90 90) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. | |
| 91 91) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists | |
| 92 92) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. | |
| 93 93) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf | |
| 94 94) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. | |
| 95 95) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. | |
| 96 96) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit | |
| 97 97) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... | |
| 98 98) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? | |
| 99 99) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] | |
| 100 100) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia | |
| 101 101) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | |
| 102 102) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. | |
| 103 103) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine | |
| 104 104) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus | |
| 105 105) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. | |
| 106 106) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles | |
| 107 107) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing | |
| 108 108) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough | |
| 109 109) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. | |
| 110 110) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 111 111) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well | |
| 112 112) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs | |
| 113 113) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it | |
| 114 114) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 115 115) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. | |
| 116 116) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. | |
| 117 117) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. | |
| 118 118) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple | |
| 119 119) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff | |
| 120 120) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? | |
| 121 121) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on | |
| 122 122) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P | |
| 123 123) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! | |
| 124 124) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 125 125) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. | |
| 126 126) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 127 127) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok | |
| 128 128) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" | |
| 129 129) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose | |
| 130 130) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). | |
| 131 131) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. | |
| 132 132) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. | |
| 133 133) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. | |
| 134 134) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) | |
| 135 135) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? | |
| 136 136) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. | |
| 137 137) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 138 138) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon | |
| 139 139) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me | |
| 140 140) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW | |
| 141 141) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." | |
| 142 142) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. | |
| 143 143) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. | |
| 144 144) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 145 145) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version | |
| 146 146) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 147 147) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. | |
| 148 148) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus | |
| 149 149) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why | |
| 150 150) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! | |
| 151 151) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. | |
| 152 152) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic | |
| 153 153) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream | |
| 154 154) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. | |
| 155 155) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python | |
| 156 156) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. | |
| 157 157) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. | |
| 158 158) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. | |
| 159 159) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. | |
| 160 160) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway | |
| 161 161) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS | |
| 162 162) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? | |
| 163 163) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! | |
| 164 164) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! | |
| 165 165) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks | |
| 166 166) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot | |
| 167 167) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol | |
| 168 168) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ | |
| 169 169) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not | |
| 170 170) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P | |
| 171 171) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. | |
| 172 172) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. | |
| 173 173) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 174 174) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 175 175) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes | |
| 176 176) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. | |
| 177 177) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? | |
| 178 178) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* | |
| 179 179) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult | |
| 180 180) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring | |
| 181 181) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? | |
| 182 182) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi | |
| 183 183) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious | |
| 184 184) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. | |
| 185 185) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. | |
| 186 186) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once | |
| 187 187) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> | |
| 188 188) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) | |
| 189 189) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. | |
| 190 190) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> | |
| 191 191) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" | |
| 192 192) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) | |
| 193 193) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no | |
| 194 194) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. | |
| 195 195) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something | |
| 196 196) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. | |
| 197 197) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too | |
| 198 198) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment | |
| 199 199) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. | |
| 200 200) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. | |
| 201 201) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small | |
| 202 202) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) | |
| 203 203) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money | |
| 204 204) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid | |
| 205 205) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full | |
| 206 206) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" | |
| 207 207) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor | |
| 208 208) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty | |
| 209 209) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ | |
| 210 210) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp | |
| 211 211) * quintopia sits on gregor | |
| 212 212) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 213 213) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? | |
| 214 214) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty | |
| 215 215) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. | |
| 216 216) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 217 217) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. | |
| 218 218) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? | |
| 219 219) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) | |
| 220 220) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties | |
| 221 221) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left | |
| 222 222) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay | |
| 223 223) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what | |
| 224 224) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. | |
| 225 225) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required | |
| 226 226) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? | |
| 227 227) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck | |
| 228 228) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. | |
| 229 229) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension | |
| 230 230) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 | |
| 231 231) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. | |
| 232 232) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero | |
| 233 233) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. | |
| 234 234) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. | |
| 235 235) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." | |
| 236 236) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of | |
| 237 237) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. | |
| 238 238) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 239 239) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. | |
| 240 240) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult | |
| 241 241) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! | |
| 242 242) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. | |
| 243 243) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS | |
| 244 244) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia | |
| 245 245) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. | |
| 246 246) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" | |
| 247 247) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. | |
| 248 248) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them | |
| 249 249) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | |
| 250 250) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich | |
| 251 251) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! | |
| 252 252) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. | |
| 253 253) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 254 254) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 255 255) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. | |
| 256 256) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. | |
| 257 257) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 258 258) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks | |
| 259 259) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you | |
| 260 260) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. | |
| 261 261) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? | |
| 262 262) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! | |
| 263 263) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive | |
| 264 264) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then | |
| 265 265) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn | |
| 266 266) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet | |
| 267 267) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. | |
| 268 268) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 269 269) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something | |
| 270 270) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. | |
| 271 271) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN | |
| 272 272) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". | |
| 273 273) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar | |
| 274 274) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. | |
| 275 275) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. | |
| 276 276) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity | |
| 277 277) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. | |
| 278 278) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. | |
| 279 279) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) | |
| 280 280) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder | |
| 281 281) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. | |
| 282 282) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" | |
| 283 283) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. | |
| 284 284) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me | |
| 285 285) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 286 286) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 287 287) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims | |
| 288 288) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking | |
| 289 289) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. | |
| 290 290) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history | |
| 291 291) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P | |
| 292 292) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category | |
| 293 293) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea | |
| 294 294) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON | |
| 295 295) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons | |
| 296 296) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb | |
| 297 297) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? | |
| 298 298) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up | |
| 299 299) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? | |
| 300 300) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer | |
| 301 301) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that | |
| 302 302) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 | |
| 303 303) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed | |
| 304 304) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent | |
| 305 305) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things | |
| 306 306) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter | |
| 307 307) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method | |
| 308 308) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 309 309) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track | |
| 310 310) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 311 311) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 312 312) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. | |
| 313 313) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? | |
| 314 314) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup | |
| 315 315) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" | |
| 316 316) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one | |
| 317 317) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two | |
| 318 318) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> | |
| 319 319) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so | |
| 320 320) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. | |
| 321 321) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. | |
| 322 322) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit | |
| 323 323) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page | |
| 324 324) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last | |
| 325 325) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. | |
| 326 326) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. | |
| 327 327) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django | |
| 328 328) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ | |
| 329 329) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old | |
| 330 330) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse | |
| 331 331) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." | |
| 332 332) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. | |
| 333 333) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. | |
| 334 334) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 335 335) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER | |
| 336 336) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself | |
| 337 337) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 338 338) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring | |
| 339 339) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. | |
| 340 340) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob | |
| 341 341) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies | |
| 342 342) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. | |
| 343 343) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long | |
| 344 344) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? | |
| 345 345) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult | |
| 346 346) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" | |
| 347 347) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well | |
| 348 348) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 349 349) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? | |
| 350 350) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. | |
| 351 351) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good | |
| 352 352) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 353 353) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? | |
| 354 354) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. | |
| 355 355) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit | |
| 356 356) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock | |
| 357 357) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. | |
| 358 358) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes | |
| 359 359) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 360 360) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D | |
| 361 361) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green | |
| 362 362) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week | |
| 363 363) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 364 364) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops | |
| 365 365) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing | |
| 366 366) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. | |
| 367 367) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over | |
| 368 368) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. | |
| 369 369) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET | |
| 370 370) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' | |
| 371 371) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales | |
| 372 372) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned | |
| 373 373) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. | |
| 374 374) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ | |
| 375 375) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 376 376) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. | |
| 377 377) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. | |
| 378 378) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 379 379) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 380 380) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. | |
| 381 381) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 382 382) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills | |
| 383 383) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 384 384) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. | |
| 385 385) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started | |
| 386 386) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets | |
| 387 387) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different | |
| 388 388) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best | |
| 389 389) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really | |
| 390 390) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place | |
| 391 391) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. | |
| 392 392) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. | |
| 393 393) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! | |
| 394 394) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. | |
| 395 395) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement | |
| 396 396) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. | |
| 397 397) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it | |
| 398 398) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 399 399) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way | |
| 400 400) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. | |
| 401 401) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 | |
| 402 402) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer | |
| 403 403) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. | |
| 404 404) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED | |
| 405 405) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception | |
| 406 406) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself | |
| 407 407) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. | |
| 408 408) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. | |
| 409 409) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon | |
| 410 410) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. | |
| 411 411) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. | |
| 412 412) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor | |
| 413 413) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist | |
| 414 414) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! | |
| 415 415) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. | |
| 416 416) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. | |
| 417 417) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? | |
| 418 418) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P | |
| 419 419) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism | |
| 420 420) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace | |
| 421 421) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? | |
| 422 422) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! | |
| 423 423) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry | |
| 424 424) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? | |
| 425 425) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. | |
| 426 426) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly | |
| 427 427) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. | |
| 428 428) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. | |
| 429 429) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... | |
| 430 430) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" | |
| 431 431) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything | |
| 432 432) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory | |
| 433 433) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. | |
| 434 434) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? | |
| 435 435) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga | |
| 436 436) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 437 437) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game | |
| 438 438) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering | |
| 439 439) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck | |
| 440 440) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. | |
| 441 441) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? | |
| 442 442) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. | |
| 443 443) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. | |
| 444 444) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency | |
| 445 445) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. | |
| 446 446) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. | |
| 447 447) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. | |
| 448 448) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 449 449) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 450 450) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 451 451) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 452 452) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. | |
| 453 453) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 454 454) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books | |
| 455 455) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy | |
| 456 456) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane | |
| 457 457) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction | |
| 458 458) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour | |
| 459 459) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 460 460) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis | |
| 461 461) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 462 462) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough | |
| 463 463) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. | |
| 464 464) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" | |
| 465 465) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. | |
| 466 466) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him | |
| 467 467) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question | |
| 468 468) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? | |
| 469 469) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think | |
| 470 470) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha | |
| 471 471) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST | |
| 472 472) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 473 473) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 474 474) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 475 475) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) | |
| 476 476) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up | |
| 477 477) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. | |
| 478 478) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy | |
| 479 479) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out | |
| 480 480) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 481 481) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. | |
| 482 482) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language | |
| 483 483) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE | |
| 484 484) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads | |
| 485 485) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. | |
| 486 486) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful | |
| 487 487) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this | |
| 488 488) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours | |
| 489 489) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh | |
| 490 490) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. | |
| 491 491) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it | |
| 492 492) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] | |
| 493 493) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. | |
| 494 494) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big | |
| 495 495) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic | |
| 496 496) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 497 497) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] | |
| 498 498) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know | |
| 499 499) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. | |
| 500 500) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". | |
| 501 501) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 502 502) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 503 503) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." | |
| 504 504) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is | |
| 505 505) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 506 506) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 507 507) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 508 508) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell | |
| 509 509) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. | |
| 510 510) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say | |
| 511 511) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! | |
| 512 512) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." | |
| 513 513) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 514 514) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 515 515) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents | |
| 516 516) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. | |
| 517 517) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages | |
| 518 518) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. | |
| 519 519) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? | |
| 520 520) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner | |
| 521 521) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 522 522) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense | |
| 523 523) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; | |
| 524 524) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 525 525) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? | |
| 526 526) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 527 527) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. | |
| 528 528) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again | |
| 529 529) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. | |
| 530 530) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men | |
| 531 531) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. | |
| 532 532) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia | |
| 533 533) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". | |
| 534 534) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep | |
| 535 535) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it | |
| 536 536) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee | |
| 537 537) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables | |
| 538 538) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. | |
| 539 539) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. | |
| 540 540) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 541 541) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 542 542) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. | |
| 543 543) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. | |
| 544 544) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. | |
| 545 545) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. | |
| 546 546) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. | |
| 547 547) <myndzi> lol :( | |
| 548 548) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." | |
| 549 549) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does | |
| 550 550) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 551 551) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all | |
| 552 552) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 553 553) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 554 554) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples | |
| 555 555) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? | |
| 556 556) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. | |
| 557 557) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? | |
| 558 558) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. | |
| 559 559) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two | |
| 560 560) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 561 561) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard | |
| 562 562) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. | |
| 563 563) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi | |
| 564 564) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. | |
| 565 565) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love | |
| 566 566) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any | |
| 567 567) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming | |
| 568 568) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) | |
| 569 569) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. | |
| 570 570) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. | |
| 571 571) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" | |
| 572 572) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt | |
| 573 573) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg | |
| 574 574) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov | |
| 575 575) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. | |
| 576 576) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! | |
| 577 577) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay | |
| 578 578) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. | |
| 579 579) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. | |
| 580 580) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. | |
| 581 581) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this | |
| 582 582) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. | |
| 583 583) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. | |
| 584 584) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 585 585) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 586 586) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat | |
| 587 587) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good | |
| 588 588) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 589 589) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? | |
| 590 590) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 591 591) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 592 592) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. | |
| 593 593) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. | |
| 594 594) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… | |
| 595 595) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them | |
| 596 596) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence | |
| 597 597) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks | |
| 598 598) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. | |
| 599 599) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper | |
| 600 600) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. | |
| 601 601) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 602 602) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? | |
| 603 603) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? | |
| 604 604) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories | |
| 605 605) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one | |
| 606 606) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 607 607) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge | |
| 608 608) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP | |
| 609 609) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. | |
| 610 610) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful | |
| 611 611) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? | |
| 612 612) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) | |
| 613 613) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. | |
| 614 614) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. | |
| 615 615) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 616 616) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. | |
| 617 617) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. | |
| 618 618) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? | |
| 619 619) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? | |
| 620 620) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. | |
| 621 621) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. | |
| 622 622) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be | |
| 623 623) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. | |
| 624 624) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe | |
| 625 625) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" | |
| 626 626) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. | |
| 627 627) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it | |
| 628 628) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. | |
| 629 629) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode | |
| 630 630) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. | |
| 631 631) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness | |
| 632 632) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes | |
| 633 633) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 634 634) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? | |
| 635 635) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one | |
| 636 636) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. | |
| 637 637) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. | |
| 638 638) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. | |
| 639 639) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway | |
| 640 640) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it | |
| 641 641) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game | |
| 642 642) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | |
| 643 643) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" | |
| 644 644) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? | |
| 645 645) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a | |
| 646 646) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. | |
| 647 647) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already | |
| 648 648) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. | |
| 649 649) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky | |
| 650 650) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | |
| 651 651) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen | |
| 652 652) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses | |
| 653 653) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels | |
| 654 654) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace | |
| 655 655) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! | |
| 656 656) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. | |
| 657 657) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. | |
| 658 658) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered | |
| 659 659) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? | |
| 660 660) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | |
| 661 661) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | |
| 662 662) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | |
| 663 663) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. | |
| 664 664) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. | |
| 665 665) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. | |
| 666 666) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! | |
| 667 667) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game | |
| 668 668) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | |
| 669 669) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) | |
| 670 670) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. | |
| 671 671) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... | |
| 672 672) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. | |
| 673 673) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | |
| 674 674) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself | |
| 675 675) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. | |
| 676 676) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? | |
| 677 677) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. | |
| 678 678) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) | |
| 679 679) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord | |
| 680 680) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. | |
| 681 681) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. | |
| 682 682) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise | |
| 683 683) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. | |
| 684 684) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? | |
| 685 685) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? | |
| 686 686) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. | |
| 687 687) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? | |
| 688 688) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky | |
| 689 689) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 | |
| 690 690) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before | |
| 691 691) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? | |
| 692 692) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. | |
| 693 693) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. | |
| 694 694) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... | |
| 695 695) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold | |
| 696 696) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. | |
| 697 697) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. | |
| 698 698) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. | |
| 699 699) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN | |
| 700 700) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) | |
| 701 701) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( | |
| 702 702) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people | |
| 703 703) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) | |
| 704 704) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. | |
| 705 705) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples | |
| 706 706) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used | |
| 707 707) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. | |
| 708 708) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading | |
| 709 709) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back | |
| 710 710) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented | |
| 711 711) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable | |
| 712 712) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that | |
| 713 713) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* | |
| 714 714) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord | |
| 715 715) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world | |
| 716 716) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." | |
| 717 717) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. | |
| 718 718) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. | |
| 719 719) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" | |
| 720 720) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory | |
| 721 721) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. | |
| 722 722) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" | |
| 723 723) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES | |
| 724 724) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time | |
| 725 725) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation | |
| 726 726) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context | |
| 727 727) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. | |
| 728 728) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird | |
| 729 729) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows | |
| 730 730) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport | |
| 731 731) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. | |
| 732 732) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL | |
| 733 733) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad | |
| 734 734) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points | |
| 735 735) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") | |
| 736 736) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will | |
| 737 737) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS | |
| 738 738) <Taneb> coleridge and | |
| 739 739) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people | |
| 740 740) <Taneb> profanity specialities | |
| 741 741) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent | |
| 742 742) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. | |
| 743 743) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? | |
| 744 744) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen | |
| 745 745) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. | |
| 746 746) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course | |
| 747 747) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you | |
| 748 748) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. | |
| 749 749) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised | |
| 750 750) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i | |
| 751 751) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h | |
| 752 752) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes | |
| 753 753) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ | |
| 754 754) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". | |
| 755 755) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins | |
| 756 756) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? | |
| 757 757) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing | |
| 758 758) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall | |
| 759 759) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED | |
| 760 760) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. | |
| 761 761) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer | |
| 762 762) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible | |
| 763 763) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine | |
| 764 764) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough | |
| 765 765) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you | |
| 766 766) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence | |
| 767 767) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? | |
| 768 768) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( | |
| 769 769) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. | |
| 770 770) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ | |
| 771 771) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine | |
| 772 772) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines | |
| 773 773) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude | |
| 774 774) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder | |
| 775 775) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? | |
| 776 776) <olsner> This quote is boring | |
| 777 777) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once | |
| 778 778) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed | |
| 779 779) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. | |
| 780 780) <oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander <oklopol> i have to leave | |
| 781 781) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. | |
| 782 782) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) | |
| 783 783) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all | |
| 784 784) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic | |
| 785 785) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal | |
| 786 786) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything | |
| 787 787) <mroman> You can't quote me. | |
| 788 788) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. | |
| 789 789) <oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations | |
| 790 790) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. | |
| 791 791) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world | |
| 792 792) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity | |
| 793 793) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? | |
| 794 794) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del | |
| 795 795) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists | |
| 796 796) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition | |
| 797 797) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax | |
| 798 798) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever | |
| 799 799) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds | |
| 800 800) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. | |
| 801 801) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. | |
| 802 802) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat | |
| 803 803) <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either | |
| 804 804) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice | |
| 805 805) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please | |
| 806 806) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D | |
| 807 807) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" | |
| 808 808) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday | |
| 809 809) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing | |
| 810 810) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns | |
| 811 811) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september | |
| 812 812) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science | |
| 813 813) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. | |
| 814 814) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head | |
| 815 815) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. | |
| 816 816) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words | |
| 817 817) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer | |
| 818 818) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb | |
| 819 819) <tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo | |
| 820 820) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard | |
| 821 821) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? | |
| 822 822) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. | |
| 823 823) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. | |
| 824 824) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX | |
| 825 825) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway | |
| 826 826) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family | |
| 827 827) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was | |
| 828 828) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently | |
| 829 829) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". | |
| 830 830) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome. | |
| 831 831) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet | |
| 832 832) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream | |
| 833 833) <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions. | |
| 834 834) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft | |
| 835 835) <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! | |
| 836 836) <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle. | |
| 837 837) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa. | |
| 838 838) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today. | |
| 839 839) <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion | |
| 840 840) <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song | |
| 841 841) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary.... | |
| 842 842) <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really | |
| 843 843) <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it | |
| 844 844) <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs" | |
| 845 845) <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D [...] <Gregor> Right, yeah. “Can't get the damned thing working.” | |
| 846 846) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game | |
| 847 847) <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken | |
| 848 848) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months | |
| 849 849) <Jafet> The world needs better healthcare, social justice and wealth distribution, but a monads library for clojure surely won't hurt | |
| 850 850) <GreyKnight> headache + train with screeching brakes = headache^2 <hagb4rd> hm..headache + train with no screeching brakes = no head <GreyKnight> On the plus side, no headache anymore | |
| 851 851) [after discussing lens] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season's Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim | |
| 852 852) <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor | |
| 853 853) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :( | |
| 854 854) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people? <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life | |
| 855 855) <shachaf> Do physicists have half-life crises? | |
| 856 856) <olsner> FireFly: oh, did you see ion's police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion | |
| 857 857) <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account" | |
| 858 858) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to | |
| 859 859) <Vorpal> elliott, mostly I want something that takes zero effort to maintain and update once the initial setup is done. <elliott> okay well that is called not linux | |
| 860 860) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function" | |
| 861 861) <elliott> Deewiant: um???? You've forgotten axiom 1 of everything: everything sucks | |
| 862 862) <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float); | |
| 863 863) <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don't know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items! | |
| 864 864) <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten? | |
| 865 865) <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth | |
| 866 866) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif | |
| 867 867) <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine | |
| 868 868) <oerjan> i think the problem is you're trying to interpret finnish as logic. | |
| 869 869) <pikhq> Conext coyou'll cotell come cothat coyou cocan't coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot! | |
| 870 870) <kmc> it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will | |
| 871 871) <Phantom_Hoover> it's weird hanging around people for whom the northernmost point in the world is nottingham | |
| 872 872) <c00kiemon5ter> so up is down too | |
| 873 873) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now <kmc> the mayans warned us <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice? <kmc> yes | |
| 874 874) <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English. | |
| 875 875) <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was? <elliott> absolutely <monqy> what was your idea ? <elliott> that was my next question | |
| 876 876) <GreyKnight> also if a GNU tar feature doesn't make you feel superior to others then you should file a bug report, it was probably unintentional | |
| 877 877) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! | |
| 878 878) <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess. | |
| 879 879) <fizzie> Have you eaten in one of the restaurants of the PECTOPAH chain? Those are like EVERYWHERE there. | |
| 880 880) <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article | |
| 881 881) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks | |
| 882 882) [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i. | |
| 883 883) <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality | |
| 884 884) <kmc> i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments | |
| 885 885) <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script | |
| 886 886) -!- ais523 has parted #esoteric ("someone is going to mention Feather, I know it"). | |
| 887 887) <Bike> i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes | |
| 888 888) <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather | |
| 889 889) <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland? | |
| 890 890) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs | |
| 891 891) <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn't quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents. | |
| 892 892) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I | |
| 893 893) <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA | |
| 894 894) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap?? | |
| 895 895) <GreyKnight> This might be the lack of sleep talking, but coproduct injections are pretty funny | |
| 896 896) <Bike> so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set. is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell? | |
| 897 897) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people | |
| 898 898) <fizzie> GreyKnight: And Gregor itself is kind of a probability distribution spread all over the globe. | |
| 899 899) <hagb4rd> what is this set? sounds like shakespear <fizzie> Yes, that's what people often say about Chrono Trigger. | |
| 900 900) <shachaf> When you're a logreader, everything is a quote. | |
| 901 901) <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions | |
| 902 902) <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <ais523> they're kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don't really resemble monads | |
| 903 903) <coppro> GreyKnight: for instance, you can form a poset category from a bunch of tiles <GreyKnight> oh, that's why somebody was conflating category theory with bathroom interior design the other day :-D | |
| 904 904) <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That's true, you can read e.g. books. | |
| 905 905) * GreyKnight puts some cookies inside a forcefield ⌇⌇ o o o ⌇⌇ <GreyKnight> what now c00kiemon5ter?!? * c00kiemon5ter omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom <GreyKnight> but how did he get through the forcefield?!? @u@ <c00kiemon5ter> I did not! the cookielicious force within me grew outside the forcefield absording the crumbles <GreyKnight> darn cookie physics | |
| 906 906) <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I'm still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please | |
| 907 907) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10. | |
| 908 908) <fizzie> What I learned on the Prolog course is that it's a good language if you need a thing that can say "No" a lot. | |
| 909 909) <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille | |
| 910 910) <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much | |
| 911 911) <Bike> I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good. | |
| 912 912) <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there's no freedom for free. | |
| 913 913) <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}} | |
| 914 914) <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE | |
| 915 915) <Bike> Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it. | |
| 916 916) <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it <elliott> turns out it's hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this | |
| 917 917) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here | |
| 918 918) <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly <ais523> where does the GUI come from? <ais523> it's written in Smalltalk, clearly <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O? <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather | |
| 919 919) <ais523> you can define Feather as "Smalltalk done right" if you want to confuse people into wondering why that would involve time travel stuff and all that | |
| 920 920) <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary? | |
| 921 921) <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it's possible i'm mentally scarred | |
| 922 922) <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail". | |
| 923 923) <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise | |
| 924 924) <evincar> okay so like <evincar> do <fizzie> Or do not? <evincar> no no <evincar> do <evincar> There is no do not. | |
| 925 925) <ais523> if you mentioned you'd rewritten textutils (or is cat coreutils?), I might have guessed what was wrong with the program | |
| 926 926) <kmc> most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector | |
| 927 927) <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated" | |
| 928 928) <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much. | |
| 929 929) <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good " | |
| 930 930) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin | |
| 931 931) <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it's restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess | |
| 932 932) <kmc> the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good | |
| 933 933) <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks | |
| 934 934) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it? | |
| 935 935) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that! | |
| 936 936) <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care | |
| 937 937) <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint | |
| 938 938) <Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose | |
| 939 939) <olsner> as long as you're in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that's just like welsh ll" or "that's just like klingon tlh" | |
| 940 940) <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it's quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world | |
| 941 941) <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it | |
| 942 942) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle | |
| 943 943) <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott | |
| 944 944) <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want? | |
| 945 945) <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once | |
| 946 946) <shachaf> oerjan: What's cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory? | |
| 947 947) <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken | |
| 948 948) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there | |
| 949 949) <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there's the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn't spoken before. | |
| 950 950) <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday. | |
| 951 951) <fungot> Áis523ÎkËÇÏ52Í¿ÉnÐffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused? | |
| 952 952) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading | |
| 953 953) <boily> ais523: I'm not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel.. | |
| 954 954) <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You're just not qualified, kid. | |
| 955 955) <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it's in the friggin middle of nowhere! | |
| 956 956) <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I'll use Banach-Tarski" | |
| 957 957) <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn't really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it's kind of cold there?) | |
| 958 958) <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it's okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do. | |
| 959 959) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate | |
| 960 960) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover | |
| 961 961) <boily> oerjan: on those days, I'm sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP. | |
| 962 962) <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat | |
| 963 963) <Bike> Are you sure this isn't the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages | |
| 964 964) <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert. | |
| 965 965) <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee | |
| 966 966) <kmc> it's almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device | |
| 967 967) * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming. | |
| 968 968) <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel. | |
| 969 969) <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o". | |
| 970 970) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn't ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists | |
| 971 971) * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems | |
| 972 972) <Bike> i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals | |
| 973 973) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is. | |
| 974 974) <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer | |
| 975 975) <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy. | |
| 976 976) <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it's not all that bad, really. | |
| 977 977) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences | |
| 978 978) <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week. | |
| 979 979) <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things | |
| 980 980) <boily> it's raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily's Newcastle Theorem. | |
| 981 981) <ais523> there's more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists | |
| 982 982) <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes | |
| 983 983) <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this? | |
| 984 984) <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn't really know what OS/2 was | |
| 985 985) <Phantom_Hoover> i don't think hitler made any bf derivatives | |
| 986 986) <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales | |
| 987 987) <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented | |
| 988 988) <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me | |
| 989 989) <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council. | |
| 990 990) <zzo38> I don't think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game) | |
| 991 991) <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer | |
| 992 992) <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it's a power phase issue <fiora> it's like, a european cuttlefish but it's using american water | |
| 993 993) <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...] | |
| 994 994) <kmc> i don't know what that is so i'm going to assume it's a flavor of pocky | |
| 995 995) <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices. | |
| 996 996) <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid | |
| 997 997) <elliott> it's such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up | |
| 998 998) <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don't have to go to work) | |
| 999 999) <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> ♫ domain name system ♫ | |
| 1000 1000) <oerjan> `quote 1000 | |
| 1001 1001) <kmc> i'm not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet] | |
| 1002 1002) <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive. | |
| 1003 1003) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka | |
| 1004 1004) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast | |
| 1005 1005) <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric | |
| 1006 1006) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody | |
| 1007 1007) <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> ♫ <kmc> ♫ ♫ ♫ <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo") |