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| 1 108) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. | |
| 2 112) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. | |
| 3 122) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime | |
| 4 124) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. | |
| 5 134) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. | |
| 6 141) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS | |
| 7 143) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" | |
| 8 170) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. | |
| 9 171) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. | |
| 10 209) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] | |
| 11 213) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. | |
| 12 234) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. | |
| 13 249) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here | |
| 14 250) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. | |
| 15 253) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing | |
| 16 264) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. | |
| 17 281) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN | |
| 18 282) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! | |
| 19 302) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW | |
| 20 304) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. | |
| 21 305) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. | |
| 22 328) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. | |
| 23 331) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. | |
| 24 342) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. | |
| 25 346) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. | |
| 26 353) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. | |
| 27 357) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k | |
| 28 369) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. | |
| 29 372) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. | |
| 30 373) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory | |
| 31 375) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. | |
| 32 377) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. | |
| 33 392) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? | |
| 34 430) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. | |
| 35 442) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? | |
| 36 443) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL | |
| 37 444) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. | |
| 38 445) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y | |
| 39 446) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? | |
| 40 452) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. | |
| 41 454) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. | |
| 42 465) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. | |
| 43 466) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. | |
| 44 467) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS | |
| 45 473) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. | |
| 46 489) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling | |
| 47 494) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. | |
| 48 495) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING | |
| 49 498) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. | |
| 50 499) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. | |
| 51 500) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. | |
| 52 506) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? | |
| 53 507) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. | |
| 54 514) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. | |
| 55 517) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. | |
| 56 519) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. | |
| 57 533) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. | |
| 58 534) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. | |
| 59 543) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? | |
| 60 545) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos | |
| 61 546) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. | |
| 62 553) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. | |
| 63 576) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds | |
| 64 577) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. | |
| 65 580) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. | |
| 66 582) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. | |
| 67 583) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED | |
| 68 593) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. | |
| 69 598) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. | |
| 70 607) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. | |
| 71 624) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. | |
| 72 633) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE | |
| 73 641) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. | |
| 74 651) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. | |
| 75 652) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. | |
| 76 653) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. | |
| 77 659) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) | |
| 78 664) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. | |
| 79 676) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? | |
| 80 678) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? | |
| 81 684) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. | |
| 82 687) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. | |
| 83 698) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. | |
| 84 712) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" | |
| 85 755) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? | |
| 86 756) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( | |
| 87 771) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all | |
| 88 813) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway | |
| 89 816) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". | |
| 90 857) <Phantom_Hoover> it's weird hanging around people for whom the northernmost point in the world is nottingham | |
| 91 876) <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn't quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents. | |
| 92 915) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin | |
| 93 931) <shachaf> oerjan: What's cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory? | |
| 94 945) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover | |
| 95 955) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn't ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists | |
| 96 956) * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems | |
| 97 958) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is. | |
| 98 961) <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it's not all that bad, really. | |
| 99 970) <Phantom_Hoover> i don't think hitler made any bf derivatives | |
| 100 971) <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales | |
| 101 1019) <Bike> ◊_______________________◊ <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open | |
| 102 1026) <Phantom_Hoover> you'd almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy |