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1 2006-08-29.txt:19:06:21: <GregorR-W> OK, in case you guys were wondering, the joke is long-dead.
2 2007-07-16.txt:21:43:04: <GregorR> oklopol: The joke is simply how buzzwordy it is to call yourself the international hub for ___ design and deployment.
3 2007-08-19.txt:21:56:53: <lament> r2q2: Yes. And the joke is two years old.
4 2007-10-03.txt:18:43:21: <ehird`> the joke is that people will instinctively downvote anyone with a low karma, which is of course false
5 2008-06-11.txt:16:33:13: <Slereah7> Good thing that XKCD has those awesome graphics when the joke isn't funny.
6 2008-10-26.txt:19:05:41: <ehird> oh noes the joke is homophobic
7 2008-10-26.txt:19:06:39: <oklocod> the joke is the first guys say vaginas are great for banging, last guy joins in, and says (without stealing focus), that he's like to *have* a vagina
8 2008-10-26.txt:19:12:49: <oklocod> the joke is, liking vaginas is something that, in the pseudoworld where i live and where that joke works, is a manly thing; if you like a vagina, you're manly; once it goes over a certain point, you become the opposite of manly, because you suddenly want to be a woman
9 2008-10-26.txt:19:15:25: <oklocod> if there's a world in which the joke is funny, and a world i can picture in my head, the joke is inherently funny.
10 2009-01-14.txt:17:01:13: <ehird> it's more that the joke is turning me into a gibbering wreck
11 2009-01-24.txt:00:08:11: <ehird> the joke is
12 2009-04-21.txt:23:13:10: <ais523> I'm not entirely sure the phrase is defined, but the joke is common enough that it tends to come up a lot anyway
13 2009-07-07.txt:19:07:02: <oklodok> i don't see how that matters, the gist of the joke is it doesn't matter in whatever branch the lecturer does either
14 2009-09-02.txt:23:56:20: <ais523> now I'm wondering what the joke is
15 2009-09-10.txt:06:05:05: <coppro> the joke is largely that you don't get the joke
16 2009-09-30.txt:22:03:02: <AnMaster> so should I interpret this as no one having a clue what the joke is?
17 2009-11-14.txt:23:49:19: <oerjan> but that would require me explaining what the point of the joke is!
18 2010-01-15.txt:00:39:53: <ehird> Thus implying that the sexual prowess of the butt of the joke is so limited that women ask to be sedated so that they will not feel it as much.
19 2010-06-27.txt:21:37:29: <alise> i think the joke is meant to be in the alt text
20 2010-07-22.txt:01:06:15: <Ilari> The joke is that NSA has unit for sabotaging crypto systems. They even write code implementing crypto stuff... Professional-looking code at that.
21 2010-08-30.txt:21:34:18: <alise> THE JOKE IS THAT COMMUNISTS ARE NOT THE FIRST PEOPLE YOU'D THINK OF THAT WOULD TRY AND UTILISE CAPITALISM TO YOUR OWN DISPLEASURE >_>
22 2010-09-11.txt:18:31:06: <ais523> alise: the joke is that my statement wasn't an opinion, but an actual fact
23 2010-10-07.txt:22:47:38: <ais523> the joke is that there's only one known description on a floppy disk, with a powerful magnet to erase it at random
24 2010-11-12.txt:20:38:06: <oklopol> the joke is i'm not actually getting payed that much
25 2011-01-08.txt:01:05:45: <oklopol> the joke is
26 2011-01-27.txt:16:56:37: <elliott> but the last one is just a "now that the joke is over, I'm going to kill it by explaining it!" panel
27 2011-02-02.txt:19:05:16: <ais523> the joke is that the standard wish there is for 4 /cursed/ scrolls of teleportation
28 2011-03-11.txt:19:28:01: <elliott> Um, the joke is that Welsh has no vowels :P
29 2011-04-25.txt:02:33:32: <elliott> the joke is that collector is one gigantic nop
30 2011-04-27.txt:18:49:54: <elliott> oh wow the joke is that it has fap in it
31 2011-06-05.txt:23:33:46: <elliott__> "The joke is justified by my insane logic; HA HA!"
32 2011-06-27.txt:13:22:26: <oerjan> elliott: the joke is that L^\infty spheres look like what you usually call cubes >:)
33 2011-07-12.txt:15:23:02: <elliott> ais523: in that, the joke is based around the stickler-ness
34 2011-07-16.txt:21:11:36: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, the joke is that I am Scottish.
35 2011-07-23.txt:13:13:56: <elliott> oklopol: the joke is all the words
36 2011-07-27.txt:05:49:55: <monqy> the joke is that they put the code in there at all
37 2011-07-27.txt:05:51:24: <monqy> the joke is that the haskell report does bad things :(
38 2011-09-18.txt:01:01:30: <oerjan> maybe the joke is that CTCP SOURCE is actually unimplementable
39 2011-09-19.txt:07:46:27: <elliott> the joke is that vorpal is dumb
40 2011-10-03.txt:19:55:42: <monqy> the joke is that ghostscript
41 2011-10-28.txt:20:38:26: <elliott> the joke is nobody uses agda
42 2011-10-28.txt:20:41:36: <elliott> the joke is that nobody uses Agda :D
43 2011-11-02.txt:23:10:27: <Vorpal> the joke is lost there....
44 2011-12-02.txt:18:53:41: <elliott> (The joke is that Bugzilla is the worst piece of software ever created)
45 2011-12-05.txt:21:35:38: <elliott> (the joke is wikipedia)
46 2011-12-05.txt:21:50:16: <elliott> (the joke is that the first 768247 out of 768248 models just contain "hi", "help", "what" and "ok", laugh)
47 2011-12-10.txt:03:03:23: <elliott> (the joke is that by "chans" deathly means "4chan & imitators")
48 2011-12-13.txt:07:48:15: <elliott> the joke is
49 2011-12-14.txt:17:57:58: <Phantom_Hoover> (The joke is the viola.)
50 2011-12-15.txt:09:17:19: <oklopol> still don't know what the joke is
51 2011-12-20.txt:09:32:29: <elliott> (the joke is psox)
52 2011-12-21.txt:16:53:41: <elliott> The joke is that Gregor can neither taste nor see like normal human beings.
53 2011-12-21.txt:21:07:11: <elliott> The joke is that itidus21 doesn't like teachers.
54 2011-12-24.txt:09:56:50: <monqy> (the joke is that all languages are bad)
55 2012-01-02.txt:06:31:15: <monqy> then the joke is how bad the original joke is ruined
56 2012-01-15.txt:00:02:14: <elliott> (the joke is "future papers")
57 2012-03-11.txt:03:33:17: <elliott> The joke is that doing dimensional things in Haskell is painful.
58 2012-03-14.txt:15:17:00: <elliott> (the joke is that we should kill all the Conservatives and also everyone else)
59 2012-03-18.txt:12:06:17: <elliott> oh, the joke is that it looks like australia. ok
60 2012-03-19.txt:14:46:56: <elliott> No, the joke is that that actually happened.
61 2012-03-28.txt:23:06:17: <elliott> oerjan: ok i know you're a bit slow being norwegian and all but the joke is that the root servers are literally being constantly ddosed forever hth please let me know if there is any further misunderstanding
62 2012-04-07.txt:09:46:06: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS THAT C++ IS BAD
63 2012-04-14.txt:19:59:41: <elliott> the joke is : " people don't use haskell"
64 2012-04-21.txt:16:02:33: <itidus21> the joke is that it contains hi
65 2012-05-04.txt:01:23:27: <elliptiott> The joke is that I die from everything.
66 2012-05-09.txt:23:45:46: <elliott> monqy: the joke is that elliptic is playing a felid right now
67 2012-05-20.txt:06:22:24: <elliott> the joke is that crawl light doesn't have felids
68 2012-05-20.txt:06:35:01: <elliott> ais523: the joke is "crappier"
69 2012-05-20.txt:06:35:45: <monqy> joke's on elliott, the joke is actually elliott's parenthetical
70 2012-05-20.txt:08:00:11: <elliott> monqy: the joke is that you'd have a lot more than 3 extra dex if etc.
71 2012-05-20.txt:08:54:57: <elliott> the joke is: no tukima's
72 2012-05-20.txt:21:20:12: <elliott> monqy: check #crawllight the joke is
73 2012-05-21.txt:15:59:01: <oklofok> the joke is that's a palindrome
74 2012-05-21.txt:18:14:27: <olsner> I think the joke is missing some alps in australia
75 2012-05-24.txt:21:36:59: <elliott> The joke is that they don't actually want that.
76 2012-06-05.txt:01:21:05: <elliott> (The joke is that that's <bold>physically impossible</bold>.)
77 2012-06-05.txt:01:21:28: <elliott> Mountain Dwarf Fighter, the most popular combo. The joke is that Mountain Dwarves don't exist any more.
78 2012-06-05.txt:02:18:26: <elliott> the joke is: x is examine in crawl
79 2012-06-05.txt:02:18:40: <elliott> the joke is: it takes a turn and leaves you bare-handed if you have no alternate weapon
80 2012-06-05.txt:04:55:01: <elliott> the joke is
81 2012-06-08.txt:03:38:41: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS THAT I DON'T SEE THE DARK-GREY ANGLE BRACKETS.
82 2012-06-08.txt:19:14:09: <monqy> the joke is that i didnt
83 2012-06-18.txt:20:38:48: <Phantom_Hoover> (The joke is that a stone is really heavy.)
84 2012-06-19.txt:20:03:11: <oerjan> (hint: the joke is that venice is a no-cars zone)
85 2012-06-30.txt:10:53:52: <kmc> there are a lot of shows where the joke is that you're watching this shit
86 2012-07-20.txt:23:35:56: <oerjan> part of the joke is that it's ridiculously complicated, so i never remember exactly what it is
87 2012-07-21.txt:16:43:37: <elliott__> Taneb: no the joke is that it is the standard proof of the halting problem
88 2012-08-13.txt:21:03:36: <elliott> kmc: the joke is "baked"
89 2012-08-27.txt:00:11:06: <elliott> kmc: (the joke is you are old)
90 2012-08-28.txt:05:33:50: <elliott> shachaf: The joke is const correctness.
91 2012-10-01.txt:00:40:42: <Lumpio-> The joke is that it's the truth
92 2012-10-02.txt:23:29:23: <Gregor> The joke is long dead by now ;)
93 2012-10-07.txt:21:47:26: <elliott> THE JOKE IS: linear logic is crazy
94 2012-11-05.txt:11:19:05: <elliott> i think the joke is "shaft"
95 2012-11-12.txt:08:46:30: <monqy> see the joke is
96 2012-11-20.txt:04:33:59: <monqy> shachaf: the joke is im using this thing
97 2012-11-22.txt:22:49:08: <elliott> i think the joke is
98 2012-11-22.txt:22:50:06: <monqy> the one about censorship where the joke is the joke gets spoiled?? it's complicated
99 2012-12-08.txt:01:26:29: <oerjan> <greyooze> also, I thought 527 was kind of funny because elliott is calling someone else opinionated ;-) <-- no the joke is i don't have any opinions
100 2012-12-08.txt:01:26:45: <elliott> oerjan: the joke is mainly the person I was getting to talk to you.
101 2012-12-12.txt:21:37:45: <Bike> elliott: the joke is that it's dumb, yes
102 2012-12-26.txt:03:15:22: <elliott> (the joke is it also means dumb)
103 2013-01-02.txt:16:33:10: <kmc> today's xkcd is amusing, but i'm not sure why he felt the need to put a full explanation of what the joke is directly under the joke
104 2013-01-13.txt:23:16:26: <shachaf> FreeFull: The joke is that arrows are terrible
105 2013-01-25.txt:13:32:59: <shachaf> (THE JOKE IS DU JOERJAN BTW)
106 2013-01-27.txt:02:12:46: <elliott> Bike: the joke is on you for using a language that isn't functional
107 2013-01-30.txt:05:53:04: <kmc> the joke is that it's bad hth
108 2013-01-31.txt:16:00:18: <shachaf> (DO YOU GET THE JOKE. THE JOKE IS THE ROT13 OF YOUR NAME IS AN ANAGRAM FOR "BETTER")
109 2013-02-07.txt:05:26:57: <shachaf> the joke is that elliott said "hope this a helps" but wasn't actually a helpful
110 2013-02-07.txt:12:02:19: <oklofok> monqy: the joke is that happens every day
111 2013-02-25.txt:16:00:36: <oklopol> coppro: the joke is O(n^2) is an upper bound. so saying at least O(n^2) doesn't make any sense usually.
112 2013-02-26.txt:19:05:46: <ais523> and not really what the joke is about
113 2013-02-27.txt:23:17:36: <quintopia> i wonder what the joke is that was the punchline for
114 2013-03-03.txt:07:24:17: <ais523> the joke pattern's sufficiently famous that you can reference the joke pattern just by using the punchline, the rest of the joke is irrelevant
115 2013-03-03.txt:23:00:12: <shachaf> (THE JOKE IS GHC CODE IS FULL OF bad_stupid_theta)
116 2013-03-08.txt:02:12:25: <shachaf> the joke is people come into #haskell and ask that question and then there's a long pointless discussion
117 2013-03-09.txt:00:05:05: <oerjan> <elliott> probably they don't even KNOW who PEANO is?? <-- the joke is that Peano started with 1, right?
118 2013-03-20.txt:12:42:35: <oerjan> [mbm]: the joke is that hexham is a very small place in England which nevertheless has two regulars in our channel - who don't know each other in real life
119 2013-03-23.txt:01:19:21: <shachaf> Bike: the joke is that drugs
120 2013-03-26.txt:05:37:58: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS FREE MONOIDS
121 2013-03-26.txt:23:34:03: <shachaf> the joke is free monoids
122 2013-03-29.txt:20:43:42: <elliott> Bike: something about parentheses :-) the joke is that mccarthy made lisp :-)
123 2013-03-31.txt:23:22:29: <shachaf> (the joke is that you're not helping)
124 2013-04-02.txt:04:19:28: <elliott> yeah haskell is way cooler [THE JOKE IS ML,]
125 2013-04-02.txt:04:35:32: <shachaf> the joke is old Fiora is younger than current Fiora
126 2013-04-02.txt:05:30:08: <shachaf> Bike: the joke is harper of existentialtype.something.com
127 2013-04-02.txt:05:40:40: <shachaf> the joke is lub
128 2013-04-02.txt:05:42:45: <shachaf> the joke is the answer is yes no matter what thingy is
129 2013-04-02.txt:05:44:57: <shachaf> the joke is novel contribution to something or other
130 2013-04-03.txt:02:57:38: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS STEREO
131 2013-04-03.txt:02:57:50: <kmc> shachaf: the joke is coming from inside the irc
132 2013-04-09.txt:01:21:24: <shachaf> the joke is that im not very civil
133 2013-04-09.txt:05:53:39: <shachaf> the joke is that im making a joke
134 2013-04-09.txt:05:58:47: <shachaf> the joke is that lisp isn't haskell
135 2013-04-09.txt:06:00:12: <shachaf> the joke is i wouldn't want to program in you
136 2013-04-09.txt:06:01:31: <shachaf> the joke is i don't speak finnish
137 2013-04-11.txt:19:57:36: <shachaf> the joke is that my keyboard is broken and it's Bike's fault
138 2013-04-12.txt:02:50:47: <shachaf> the joke is monqy++
139 2013-04-12.txt:19:14:19: <shachaf> the joke is that humans are bots
140 2013-04-13.txt:21:50:58: <shachaf> oerjan: what if the joke is that i was explaining the joke
141 2013-04-13.txt:21:53:02: <shachaf> um explaining the joke is a time honoured tradition
142 2013-04-14.txt:03:00:10: <shachaf> (the joke is drugs)
143 2013-04-14.txt:03:25:48: <shachaf> the joke is that everyone loves oerjan
144 2013-04-15.txt:06:34:26: <shachaf> Bike: the joke is that you said made
145 2013-04-16.txt:02:19:09: <shachaf> the joke is hair
146 2013-04-17.txt:17:07:09: <elliott> (the joke is the implication that this channel would have rules)
147 2013-04-18.txt:01:57:00: <elliott> kmc is always on the lookout for cops (the joke is drugs)
148 2013-04-18.txt:02:07:44: <Phantom_Hoover> (the joke is drugs)
149 2013-04-18.txt:03:45:28: <shachaf> the joke is "tab"
150 2013-04-18.txt:05:33:51: <mnoqy> elliott: the joke is that you throw away their cpo structure and toss on a new one by inclusion or what-not
151 2013-04-19.txt:21:24:44: <Bike> (the joke is Fox)
152 2013-04-22.txt:07:09:33: <shachaf> (The joke is that people who double-space after a full stop are insufferable jerks.)
153 2013-04-23.txt:02:21:45: <Bike> functor from the category of elliott to the category of bullshit (the joke is that i'm an endofunctor)
154 2013-04-25.txt:05:43:28: <shachaf> the joke is: temperature
155 2013-04-27.txt:22:58:51: <Bike> [THE JOKE IS C++,]
156 2013-04-28.txt:04:32:47: <Bike> Fiora: the joke is: i actually have no idea what exfoliation is
157 2013-04-30.txt:22:59:12: <elliott> the joke is,
158 2013-05-01.txt:13:14:11: <shachaf> the joke is that The name you can Trust is Sir Issac Newton
159 2013-05-04.txt:07:18:36: <shachaf> the joke is Bikeategories
160 2013-05-04.txt:19:28:07: <Bike> the joke is that elliott is secretly a myrmecologist.
161 2013-05-04.txt:20:23:44: <Bike> the joke is crushing loneliness.
162 2013-05-06.txt:03:59:31: <Bike> the joke is bowel problems
163 2013-05-06.txt:04:18:27: <shachaf> the joke is ruby on rails tht
164 2013-05-06.txt:04:43:44: <Bike> smoking hot singles the joke is weed
165 2013-05-06.txt:05:35:58: <shachaf> the joke is "bi di re ct io na l\0"
166 2013-05-07.txt:06:45:51: <Bike> the joke is holland,
167 2013-05-08.txt:01:44:49: <kmc> i am not a number, i'm a free variable! (the joke is about locally nameless representations of lambda calculus)
168 2013-05-08.txt:15:02:35: <elliott> yes the joke is its nonsense
169 2013-05-09.txt:05:41:49: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS MECHANICAL TURK HTH
170 2013-05-09.txt:05:43:14: <shachaf> the joke is that you have a billion nicks
171 2013-05-09.txt:19:55:42: <Bike> boily: the joke is that there isn't a drum solo
172 2013-05-09.txt:20:28:31: <elliott> (the joke is, etc.)
173 2013-05-13.txt:06:37:35: <shachaf> the joke is that my bicycle is in washington and rusting
174 2013-05-16.txt:05:11:57: <shachaf> oerjan: the joke is that you "groan" at puns, as in "grown", hth
175 2013-05-16.txt:22:54:35: <elliott> kmc meant to say salvia but typo'd the joke is kmc drugs
176 2013-05-16.txt:22:54:54: <shachaf> kmc meant to say sativa but typo'd the joke is kmc drugs
177 2013-05-18.txt:04:14:27: <Bike> like describing my internet speed! (the joke is my internet)
178 2013-05-19.txt:18:23:35: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: the joke is it was engelbert humperdinck
179 2013-05-19.txt:20:02:30: <shachaf> elliott: the joke is that when we had too much pizza at boston haskell kmc took the leftovers home
180 2013-05-21.txt:02:38:28: <shachaf> zzo38: The joke is that the telephone can only call other telephones in Hell, but there are no others, so it's useless, right?
181 2013-05-21.txt:21:52:23: <Bike_> the joke is my internet connection
182 2013-05-26.txt:03:05:34: <shachaf> the joke is zzo38
183 2013-05-27.txt:21:24:42: <Phantom_Hoover> (the joke is that elliott is made of toothpicks and tissue paper)
184 2013-05-30.txt:21:33:50: <Taneb> The joke is shachaf hates Homestuck.
185 2013-06-02.txt:23:35:25: <Bike> also The Joke is that because of my shitty connection it would actually be 240p->360p for me
186 2013-06-03.txt:20:53:17: <oerjan> the joke is quite simple imo
187 2013-06-04.txt:14:05:16: <Bike> the joke is starvation
188 2013-06-08.txt:00:21:15: <shachaf> the joke is that i don't actually hate Bike
189 2013-06-08.txt:03:49:15: <shachaf> (the joke is you were already into those??????)
190 2013-06-10.txt:15:59:35: <elliott> mnoqy: the joke is it exports impure functions
191 2013-06-12.txt:01:04:09: <shachaf> the joke is that elliott has no current jobs
192 2013-06-12.txt:01:04:41: <elliott> this has applied to all the programming jobs i have had (hint: the joke is that this set is also empty)
193 2013-06-13.txt:02:54:58: <Bike> Fiora: the joke is, i know exactly which segment
194 2013-06-14.txt:02:12:54: <Bike> the joke is depth,
195 2013-06-15.txt:20:29:59: <elliott> (the joke is me and shachaf are +v in #haskell-ops, hth)
196 2013-06-15.txt:20:30:14: <shachaf> the joke is that ops are +v in #haskell-ops
197 2013-06-15.txt:20:38:53: <shachaf> the joke is that elliott did it for months
198 2013-06-18.txt:20:03:23: <shachaf> (the joke is: prime ministered)
199 2013-06-19.txt:00:14:36: <shachaf> THE JOKE IS MONOMORPHISM AND EPIMORPHISM HTH
200 2013-06-19.txt:04:19:05: <shachaf> (THE JOKE IS GRAVE)
201 2013-06-19.txt:04:19:12: <kmc> more like, the joke is dire
202 2013-06-20.txt:00:26:46: <shachaf> (the joke is everything is interstate commerce)
203 2013-06-20.txt:03:30:30: <shachaf> the joke is seagull
204 2013-06-20.txt:22:34:37: <fizzie> Sunrise over the verizon. (The joke is, Sunrise is an operator too.)
205 2013-06-21.txt:03:44:08: <Bike> yes the joke is: that's not a very good definition
206 2013-06-25.txt:00:53:51: <shachaf> the joke is that it's weird
207 2013-06-25.txt:09:16:46: <elliott> Deewiant: the joke is 04:37:08 <shachaf> Fiora: /set show_nickmode_empty off
208 2013-06-28.txt:00:23:28: <shachaf> the joke is that gravity is bad
209 2013-06-30.txt:02:19:01: <elliott> the joke is Bike sux
210 2013-06-30.txt:07:28:29: <Taneb> tswett, the joke is, that when this is combined with the principle of explosion, you get "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
211 2013-06-30.txt:08:39:07: <shachaf> the joke is that constructivism is bad
212 2013-06-30.txt:09:02:06: <kmc> `pastelog the joke is
213 2013-06-30.txt:09:02:23: <kmc> `pastelogs the joke is