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1 2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: <SimonRC> My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique...
2 2007-10-17.txt:00:00:57: <GregorR> mesmer (adj): More mesm
3 2007-10-17.txt:00:01:19: <GregorR> mesmerize (verb): To cause to be more mesm
4 2008-06-20.txt:05:33:38: <Slereah> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
5 2008-06-20.txt:23:05:08: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
6 2008-06-21.txt:20:06:46: <Slereah_> You know, for Esme.
7 2008-06-21.txt:23:59:55: <Slereah_> You should put the EsCo link on the esme page
8 2008-06-22.txt:07:33:14: <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".)
9 2008-06-22.txt:16:48:06: <tusho> 23:33:14 <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".)
10 2008-07-01.txt:16:01:39: <ais523> oh, and is it just me and tusho, or is ESME just random ramblings of nonsense?
11 2008-07-01.txt:16:02:11: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
12 2008-07-01.txt:16:02:43: <ais523> maybe it's http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
13 2008-07-01.txt:16:03:43: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
14 2008-07-01.txt:16:08:16: <tusho> i'll revert "Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent." though
15 2008-07-01.txt:16:08:35: -!- Slereah_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent. | #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric language design, development and deployment | logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/
16 2008-07-01.txt:16:11:27: <AnMaster> esme is way below that limit
17 2008-07-01.txt:16:12:19: <Slereah_> Esme should stay there.
18 2008-07-01.txt:16:12:33: <ais523> basically the author things that the example should be what an Esme program should look like
19 2008-07-01.txt:16:16:32: <tusho> ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme look, he actually tried to explain it
20 2008-07-01.txt:16:17:35: <AnMaster> so you can only type "esme" + some !
21 2008-07-01.txt:16:17:36: <tusho> ais523: the paradigm of 'lol, the name "esme" is funny and ESME!!esmeMEMEESMESMSME is funnier'
22 2008-07-01.txt:16:17:46: <tusho> 'esme esme' is the program
23 2008-07-01.txt:16:18:11: <AnMaster> ESME!!
24 2008-07-01.txt:16:18:15: <AnMaster> esme*
25 2008-07-02.txt:09:54:40: <oklopol> this esme language seems very, very cool
26 2008-07-02.txt:14:13:42: <Sgeo> Will there EVER be specs for esme?
27 2008-07-02.txt:14:13:57: <Sgeo> MKBL is better off than esme at this time'
28 2008-07-17.txt:23:31:31: <tusho> I love your assesment of my voice
29 2008-08-01.txt:13:55:10: <ais523> tusho: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme seems to have been updated again
30 2008-08-01.txt:13:55:17: <tusho> ais523: ESMESMesmes!!ESME
31 2008-08-27.txt:13:19:32: <tusho> More esme?
32 2008-08-27.txt:13:19:33: <ais523> apparently the creator of Esme has made a new language
33 2008-08-27.txt:13:19:56: <tusho> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r...
34 2008-08-27.txt:13:21:05: <tusho> due to the crap about esmeraldavfdwiki on the Esme talk page, hes' obviously not serious
35 2008-08-27.txt:13:21:43: <tusho> also [[Here's a example url of Esme in wiki software: http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/esme-wiki.pl?id=VeeBeeWiki:Uncyclopedia.css
36 2008-08-27.txt:13:22:59: <tusho> [[It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers. Dagoth Ur, Mad God 07:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC) ]]
37 2008-09-07.txt:22:55:15: <Slereah> Maybe he's that Esme guy too D:
38 2008-09-07.txt:22:57:49: <tusho> esme 2
39 2008-09-12.txt:15:58:08: <ais523> tusho: that fingerprint reminds me of ESME
40 2008-10-02.txt:20:59:31: <slereah> "Esme is an esoteric programming language [citation needed]"
41 2008-10-17.txt:19:58:02: <ehird> That is my assesment.
42 2008-10-20.txt:20:31:15: <ehird_> AnMaster: To follow in the vein of your beaurocracy, please compile a list of programs that have been broken by the change, and your assesment of how hard it will be to fix them.
43 2008-11-16.txt:21:30:46: <AnMaster> Legend of Wesmere
44 2008-11-28.txt:09:09:24: <Slereah_> We saw Esme, and we said "Never again"
45 2008-11-30.txt:21:53:21: <ehird> oklopol: Esme!!ESMEESMESME!!!11
46 2008-11-30.txt:21:53:45: <oklopol> i don't remember what esme is, just that it was somehow stupid
47 2008-11-30.txt:21:53:58: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
48 2008-11-30.txt:21:57:28: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&diff=next&oldid=12506
49 2008-12-15.txt:19:17:50: <zuff> Esme Hird
50 2008-12-15.txt:19:17:53: <zuff> EsmeESME
51 2008-12-15.txt:19:18:02: <zuff> ESMEESMESMESMESMESM
52 2008-12-15.txt:19:18:32: <Slereah-> ESME : NEVER FORGET
53 2008-12-15.txt:19:18:56: <ais523> oh no, someone mentioned ESME again?
54 2009-01-14.txt:15:13:11: <Slereah_> I'm sure the next bold move is an esme compiler.
55 2009-01-14.txt:15:13:18: <ais523> don't mention esme, please
56 2009-02-05.txt:17:40:11: <ehird> at least ESME was nonsensically amusing
57 2009-02-24.txt:00:16:19: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&action=history
58 2009-02-24.txt:00:16:25: <ehird> ESME 2.0
59 2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
60 2009-03-03.txt:18:38:18: <ehird> "Esme: It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers."
61 2009-03-03.txt:18:38:52: <ehird> ESME ESME ESME
62 2009-03-07.txt:15:53:47: <Slereah> What about Esme
63 2009-03-07.txt:17:23:45: <oerjan> <Slereah> What about Esme
64 2009-03-07.txt:17:33:51: <oerjan> ^ul ((ESME. )(Esme, )):^!S(~:^:S*a~^~*a*~:^):^
65 2009-03-07.txt:17:33:52: <fungot> ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ...too much output!
66 2009-03-07.txt:17:36:34: <oerjan> asiekierka: an underload program for printing the thue-morse sequence, modified slightly to look like Esme.
67 2009-05-08.txt:17:21:27: <Deewiant> http://www.desmet-c.com/
68 2009-05-29.txt:08:56:26: <nooga_> wyjebane = something is awesme
69 2009-07-19.txt:01:38:45: <ehird> "I was rather hoping to see a mesmerizing dance of alligators forever consuming one another."
70 2010-01-12.txt:21:01:49: <ehird> Phantom_Hoover: right right. wait, you're not the guy who made Esme, are you? just checking.
71 2010-01-12.txt:21:01:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Esme?
72 2010-01-12.txt:21:02:12: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
73 2010-02-14.txt:20:13:21: <virtuhird> alise: Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/esme.
74 2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: <cheater99> Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro
75 2010-11-12.txt:16:17:43: <elliott> Now why am I so terrible at talking to salesmen?
76 2010-11-28.txt:01:07:27: <elliott> pikhq: They sell water from Bhopal now: http://theyesmen.org/blog/dow-runs-scared-from-water
77 2010-12-07.txt:21:38:56: <Vorpal> elliott, okay then check if they just contain #ifdef SOMETHINGTHATENABLESME
78 2010-12-08.txt:18:28:43: <elliott> Slereah: I like how there's spokesmen now.
79 2011-02-28.txt:16:57:21: <ais523> and so will believe any nonsense the salesmen/media tell them
80 2011-05-03.txt:23:41:26: <elliott> maybe MDude is the true inventor of Esme
81 2011-05-20.txt:05:36:52: <pikhq_> The Jews are and were just a single group of semitic tribesmen, really.
82 2011-06-07.txt:17:28:51: <Sgeo> Esme... makes no sense to me
83 2011-06-07.txt:17:29:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, fun fact: my first significant conversation on #esoteric was confirming that I didn't make Esme.
84 2011-06-07.txt:17:29:56: <ais523> hmm, I think Dagoth may have made Esme just to troll zzo38
85 2011-06-07.txt:17:30:38: <Phantom_Hoover> It's only used on FURscript and Esme.
86 2011-06-07.txt:17:31:31: <elliott> ais523: re: troll zzo, [[Talk:Esme]] is a pretty funny page
87 2011-06-21.txt:06:35:08: <elliott> monqy: should i read the furscript or esme page next
88 2011-06-21.txt:06:35:23: <elliott> if I do esme ill sing the stuff in code blocks
89 2011-06-21.txt:06:43:12: <elliott> monqy: im going to do Esme
90 2011-06-21.txt:06:43:44: <monqy> I've never understood esme
91 2011-06-21.txt:06:49:21: <elliott> are you ready for esme
92 2011-06-21.txt:06:49:37: <elliott> also I dunno how to pronounce Esme lol
93 2011-06-21.txt:06:49:50: <monqy> I was thinking like "esme" but I dunno
94 2011-06-21.txt:06:56:10: <monqy> the esme page that is
95 2011-06-21.txt:06:56:29: <elliott> monqy: the inventor of esme like
96 2011-06-21.txt:06:58:40: <elliott> monqy: im going to sing [[Talk:Esme]] over the premade backing tracks offered by this "Magic GarageBand" functionality
97 2011-06-21.txt:07:06:21: <elliott> monqy: its called Talk Esme Baby by the way
98 2011-06-21.txt:07:33:33: <elliott> and also the esme page
99 2011-06-21.txt:10:59:12: <elliott> then it quickly degenerated into me trying to narrate [[Talk:Esme]] over one of GarageBand's terrible premade backing songs and running out of time
100 2011-06-21.txt:16:31:18: <elliott_> apart from Esme, Esme shouldn't set off alarm bells, it's just the best language.
101 2011-06-21.txt:16:32:31: <Phantom_Hoover> EgoBot needs an Esme interpreter.
102 2011-06-21.txt:16:33:36: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: I'll add an Esme interpreter to EgoBot.
103 2011-06-21.txt:16:33:58: <elliott_> !veebeewiki\esmerelda BootStrapInstall:E S M E; \E\S\M\e\I
104 \s l\l
105 2011-06-21.txt:16:34:23: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: Please go to http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/egobot.pl to use it.
106 2011-06-21.txt:16:34:55: <Sgeo> The creator of Esme is a blasphemer!
107 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:28: <Sgeo> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
108 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
109 2011-07-25.txt:00:21:21: <zzo38> Although it doesn't look to be the same problem as hamiltonian or traveling salesmen, I don't know whether there can be similar ideas or not.
110 2011-08-25.txt:20:48:37: <elliott> monqy: ctrl+shift+a i guess???????? that is less important than cursor movesments
111 2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: <ais523> `log Esme
112 2011-09-13.txt:17:50:18: <HackEgo> 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
113 2011-09-13.txt:18:19:24: <HackEgo> 2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
114 2011-09-13.txt:18:19:44: * elliott listens to Talk Esme Baby again... an art
115 2011-09-13.txt:18:23:29: <ais523> it's a dramatic reading of Talk:Esme?
116 2011-09-13.txt:18:25:25: <elliott> It's about as much of a disaster as Esme is.
117 2011-09-13.txt:18:25:26: <ais523> to be fair, this is Esme we're talking about
118 2011-09-15.txt:02:59:16: <itidus20> Historically, some mathematicians can be regarded as having foreseen and come close to a modern formulation of the concept of function. Among them is Oresme (1323–1382) . . . In his theory, some general ideas about independent and dependent variable quantities seem to be present.
119 2011-10-14.txt:12:50:01: <elliott_> I wonder if we could get the Esme guy to join us on IRC.
120 2011-10-14.txt:12:51:24: <Patashu> Esme is the best language
121 2011-10-14.txt:12:51:44: <Patashu> And of course zzo38 in the talk page for Esme
122 2011-10-14.txt:20:41:04: <Phantom_Hoover> "The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen.
123 2011-11-21.txt:22:15:28: <elliott> Vorpal: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
124 2011-11-21.txt:22:15:51: <elliott> monqy: did you ever see esme
125 2011-11-21.txt:22:15:59: <monqy> i even heard esme
126 2011-11-22.txt:08:03:44: * kallisti is mesmerized
127 2011-12-01.txt:21:32:43: <ais523> elliott: I take it you searched rather than having the link mesmerized?
128 2011-12-01.txt:21:33:13: <elliott> http://ais523.elliott.i.take.it/you/searched?rather=than&having=the#link,mesmerized
129 2011-12-01.txt:21:33:20: <elliott> I don't see what mesmerification has to do with it though.
130 2011-12-07.txt:23:08:16: <elliott> esme
131 2011-12-07.txt:23:08:32: <ais523> does esme have defined comment semantics?
132 2011-12-07.txt:23:08:50: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
133 2011-12-07.txt:23:09:18: <elliott> ais523: wow, how well-specified for esme
134 2011-12-07.txt:23:11:30: <ais523> I forgot how awesome Talk:Esme was, incidentally
135 2011-12-29.txt:13:51:49: <Sgeo> "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r...
136 2012-02-11.txt:22:23:41: <monqy> topic should be snack/esme polyglot
137 2012-02-25.txt:19:48:15: <elliott> ais523: that external link makes me think Esme
138 2012-02-25.txt:19:49:58: <elliott> heh, [[Esme]] isn't in [[Category:Languages]] or [[Category:Joke languages]]
139 2012-03-03.txt:02:10:44: <oerjan> i hit Esme.
140 2012-03-03.txt:02:12:38: <oerjan> i think there is a certain point of view from which the Esme page is already perfect.
141 2012-03-03.txt:02:23:26: <elliott> itidus21: what, Esme?
142 2012-03-03.txt:02:28:03: <itidus21> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r...
143 2012-03-03.txt:02:29:01: <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..."
144 2012-03-03.txt:02:29:13: <elliott> `addquote <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..."
145 2012-03-03.txt:02:29:16: <HackEgo> 814) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..."
146 2012-03-11.txt:06:36:52: <elliott> (If you get to Esme you'll probably forget what you're doing.)
147 2012-03-11.txt:09:45:50: <monqy> snack nomic, esme nomic
148 2012-03-11.txt:09:46:45: <ais523> ESME!!!!!!!!!
149 2012-03-11.txt:09:56:48: <shadwick> I only saw Esme tonight
150 2012-03-11.txt:20:34:22: <Sgeo> Someone should implement Esme.
151 2012-03-19.txt:00:11:38: * itidus21 hesitates to try to remember the name of ur's lang. elma.. esme!
152 2012-03-19.txt:13:25:36: <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime.
153 2012-03-19.txt:13:35:30: <oerjan> <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime. <-- er....
154 2012-03-19.txt:14:45:04: <elliott> I'm going to redirect oerjan's page to Esme.
155 2012-03-19.txt:14:45:18: <oerjan> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESME
156 2012-03-26.txt:19:04:46: <elliott> If jokeyness is just an attribute of languages, then we don't want a list, just [[Category:Jokes]]. But the joke language list was started for languages that *aren't* languages; LITHP isn't a language, IRP isn't a language, Esme isn't a language, QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language isn't a language.
157 2012-03-26.txt:19:09:21: <elliott> Just like [[Esme]] is a joke (except in another sense altogether).
158 2012-03-26.txt:19:58:50: <oerjan> for example, Esme would belong to all but the first category.
159 2012-03-26.txt:20:02:04: <ais523> oerjan: how do you know Esme is sub-TC? it's too underspecified to calculate a computational class for it
160 2012-03-26.txt:20:20:49: <zzo38> Esme, ###, IRP, NOT A PROGRAM, TURKEY BOMB, and lesser known programming languages, belongs in Joke languages only, in my opinion (at least for now).
161 2012-03-28.txt:00:30:41: <elliott> i'm worried that if i delete too many more pages i'll become mad with power and invent the next esme
162 2012-04-06.txt:03:40:08: * Sgeo renames some sort of Esme interpreter to ghc
163 2012-04-06.txt:03:40:30: <Sgeo> Although an existing Esme interpreter would be a bit ...
164 2012-04-27.txt:07:02:12: <ais523> shubshub: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
165 2012-04-27.txt:07:02:23: <ais523> or is it Esme?
166 2012-04-27.txt:07:02:31: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
167 2012-04-27.txt:07:03:32: <elliott> ais523: meh, Esme is not the worst
168 2012-05-06.txt:15:49:41: <AnotherTest> which language allows the shortest implementation for an algorithm that solves the traveling-salesmen problem using a brute-fore approach without it being a built-in feature?
169 2012-05-31.txt:16:47:29: <Phantom_Hoover> ESME
170 2012-07-20.txt:00:23:45: <elliott___> *esme
171 2012-07-20.txt:21:50:55: <MDude> I tihnk some companies have tried that on the grounds that compatability somehow implies endoresment.
172 2012-08-03.txt:14:09:15: <itidus21> women often like tradesmen, they're fit and always find work
173 2012-08-09.txt:13:02:24: <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat
174 2012-08-09.txt:18:48:04: <oerjan> <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat <-- THE PANTS OF NARCISSUS
175 2012-08-13.txt:09:14:48: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, dry cleaning salesmen make poor psychologists.
176 2012-09-09.txt:20:59:43: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
177 2012-09-09.txt:21:00:35: <oerjan> i notice ESME is not _actually_ all caps but it feels like it should be
178 2012-09-12.txt:18:27:05: <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
179 2012-09-12.txt:18:28:08: <shachaf> ESME well be assumed.
180 2012-09-12.txt:18:46:17: <Sgeo__> I think Pusher was written in ESME
181 2012-09-12.txt:18:46:40: <olsner> oh, ESME is a language?
182 2012-09-12.txt:18:49:28: <Sgeo__> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
183 2012-09-12.txt:18:51:44: <Sgeo__> If an esolang is like the speech of a vapid person, Esme makes Snooki's talking sound like a PhD thesis.
184 2012-09-12.txt:18:52:07: <Sgeo__> Ok, so maybe I shouldn't insult people in my attempt to make fun of Esme.
185 2012-09-12.txt:18:52:36: <oerjan> that's just what esme does to you.
186 2012-09-12.txt:18:53:39: <Sgeo__> olsner, read of Esme and weep
187 2012-09-13.txt:19:49:15: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
188 2012-09-14.txt:06:56:09: <itidus21> <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
189 2012-09-14.txt:06:57:54: <itidus21> `pastelogs esme