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1 <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. 1 <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her.
2 <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" 2 <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork"
3 <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. 3 <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order.
4 <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop 4 <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop
5 <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. 5 <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
6 <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. 6 <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so.
7 <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. 7 <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
8 <SimonRC> TODO: sex life 8 <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
9 <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence 9 <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence
10 <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? 10 <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs?
11 <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. 11 <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
12 <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. 12 <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest.
13 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. 13 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
14 <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. 14 <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
15 <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. 15 <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._.
16 <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! 16 <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
17 <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads 17 <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads
18 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once 18 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once
19 <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste 19 <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
20 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" 20 IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
39 <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. 39 <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns.
40 <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly 40 <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
41 <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? 41 <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them?
42 <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics 42 <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics
43 <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. 43 <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize.
44 <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. 44 <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear.
45 <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? 45 <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
46 <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> 46 <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
47 <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? 47 <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
48 <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? 48 <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
49 <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. 49 <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
50 <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. 50 <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
51 <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? 51 <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see?
52 <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. 52 <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
62 <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" 62 <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
63 <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? 63 <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
64 <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program 64 <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
65 <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it 65 <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
66 <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit 66 <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit
67 <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. 67 <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too.
68 <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. 68 <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
69 <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. 69 <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
70 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( 70 [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :(
71 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. 71 Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
72 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? 72 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
84 <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone 84 <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone
85 <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... 85 <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ...
86 <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) 86 <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?)
87 <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along 87 <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
88 <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O 88 <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
89 <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. 89 <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
90 <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! 90 <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though!
91 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. 91 <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
92 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist 92 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
93 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. 93 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
94 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists 94 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists
95 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. 95 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
96 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf 96 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
97 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. 97 <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
98 <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. 98 <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
99 <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit 99 <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
100 <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... 100 <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
101 <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? 101 <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
102 <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] 102 <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
103 <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia 103 <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
104 <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions 104 <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
105 <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. 105 <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
108 <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. 108 <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
109 <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles 109 <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
110 <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing 110 <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
111 <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough 111 <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
112 <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. 112 <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
113 * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. 113 * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
114 <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well 114 <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
115 <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs 115 <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
116 <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it 116 <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it
117 <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. 117 <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
118 <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. 118 <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
119 <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. 119 <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
120 <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. 120 <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
121 <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple 121 <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
122 <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff 122 <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
137 <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) 137 <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
138 <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? 138 <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
139 <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. 139 <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
140 <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. 140 <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
141 <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon 141 <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
142 <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me 142 <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me
143 <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW 143 <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW
144 <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." 144 <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..."
145 <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. 145 <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no.
146 <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. 146 <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
147 <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS 147 <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
148 <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version 148 <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version
149 <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" 149 <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
158 <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python 158 <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python
159 * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. 159 * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
160 [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. 160 [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher.
161 <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. 161 <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into.
162 <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. 162 <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
163 <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway 163 <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway
164 <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS 164 <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
165 <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? 165 <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
166 <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! 166 <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
167 <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! 167 <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION!
168 <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks 168 <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks
169 <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot 169 <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot
170 <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol 170 <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
171 Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ 171 Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/
172 <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not 172 <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
173 <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P 173 <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
174 <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. 174 <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist.
175 <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. 175 <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor.
176 <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. 176 <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
177 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. 177 <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
178 <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes 178 <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes
179 <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. 179 <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
180 <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? 180 <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
181 <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* 181 <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
182 <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult 182 <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
183 <Sgeo> My quotes are boring 183 <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
184 <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? 184 <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
185 <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi 185 <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
203 [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. 203 [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
204 <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small 204 <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
205 <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) 205 <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
206 <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money 206 <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money
207 <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid 207 <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid
208 <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full 208 <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full
209 [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" 209 [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!"
210 <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor 210 <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
211 <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty 211 <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
212 <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ 212 <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/
213 <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp 213 <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp
372 <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. 372 <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born.
373 <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET 373 <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
374 <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' 374 <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way'
375 <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales 375 <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales
376 <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned 376 <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
377 <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. 377 <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
378 <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ 378 <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
379 <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. 379 <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
380 <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. 380 <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells.
381 <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. 381 <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
382 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. 382 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
528 <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; 528 <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_;
529 <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. 529 <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
530 <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? 530 <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
531 <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. 531 <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
532 <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. 532 <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
533 <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again 533 <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again
534 <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. 534 <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
535 <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men 535 <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
536 <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. 536 <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
537 <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia 537 <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
538 [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". 538 [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2".
761 <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? 761 <olsner> they call finnish human-readable?
762 <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing 762 <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing
763 <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall 763 <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall
764 <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED 764 <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED
765 <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. 765 <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker.
766 <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer 766 <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer
767 <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible 767 <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible
768 <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine 768 <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine
769 <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough 769 <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough
770 <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you 770 <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you
771 <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence 771 <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence
780 <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? 780 <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage?
781 <olsner> This quote is boring 781 <olsner> This quote is boring
782 <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once 782 <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
783 <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed 783 <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed
784 <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. 784 <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
785 < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave 785 <oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander <oklopol> i have to leave
786 <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. 786 <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins.
787 <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) 787 <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.)
788 <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all 788 <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all
789 <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic 789 <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic
790 <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal 790 <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal
791 <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything 791 <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything
792 <mroman> You can't quote me. 792 <mroman> You can't quote me.
793 <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. 793 <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday.
794 < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations 794 <oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations
795 <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. 795 <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily.
796 <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world 796 <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world
797 <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity 797 <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity
798 <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? 798 <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not?
799 <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del 799 <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
803 <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever 803 <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
804 * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds 804 * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
805 <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. 805 <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
806 <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. 806 <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
807 <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat 807 <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat
808 < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either 808 <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
809 <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice 809 <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
810 <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please 810 <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
811 <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D 811 <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D
812 <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" 812 <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
813 <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday 813 <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday
814 <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing 814 <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing
815 <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns 815 <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
816 <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september 816 <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
817 <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science 817 <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
818 <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. 818 <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004.
819 <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head 819 <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
820 <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. 820 <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope.
821 <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words 821 <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
822 <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer 822 <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer
823 <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb 823 <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
824 < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo 824 <tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo
825 <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard 825 <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
826 <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? 826 <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd?
827 <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. 827 <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
828 <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. 828 <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
829 <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX 829 <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX