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| date | Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:43:38 +0000 |
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| 2 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | |
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| 4 One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored | |
| 5 power tools. | |
| 6 --- | |
| 7 "Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York | |
| 8 City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves | |
| 9 around than any other city in the world." | |
| 10 -- David Letterman | |
| 11 --- | |
| 12 Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? | |
| 13 A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted | |
| 14 my dissertation to rhyme. | |
| 15 --- | |
| 16 Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego. | |
| 17 --- | |
| 18 * TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from | |
| 19 myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking | |
| 20 to me | |
| 21 --- | |
| 22 Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet. | |
| 23 --- | |
| 24 Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. | |
| 25 --- | |
| 26 When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? | |
| 27 --- | |
| 28 _ _ | |
| 29 / `._ \+O+/ _.' \ | |
| 30 ( @ : `. //`\\ .' : @ ) | |
| 31 \ `. `. ((a a)) .' .' / | |
| 32 \;' `. `.((( - ))).' .' `;/ | |
| 33 \`. `. ((()=())) .' .'/ | |
| 34 ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: ( | |
| 35 (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....') | |
| 36 >---/ / ) ( \ \---< | |
| 37 / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \ | |
| 38 |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o| | |
| 39 |`' ;/ \; `'| | |
| 40 ".o_.-/ \-._o." | |
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| 45 jgs/mk / \ | |
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| 47 `----....._____.....----' | |
| 48 --- | |
| 49 What is a magician but a practising theorist? | |
| 50 -- Obi-Wan Kenobi | |
| 51 --- |