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| date | Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:14:41 +0000 |
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| 1 Paprika Measure: | |
| 2 2 dashes == 1 smidgen | |
| 3 2 smidgens == 1 pinch | |
| 4 3 pinches == 1 soupcon | |
| 5 2 soupcons == 2 much paprika | |
| 6 ----- | |
| 7 I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. | |
| 8 -- graffito in Los Angeles | |
| 9 | |
| 10 On a clear day, | |
| 11 U.C.L.A. | |
| 12 -- graffito in San Francisco | |
| 13 | |
| 14 There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our | |
| 15 lungs there'd be no place to put it all. | |
| 16 -- Robert Orben | |
| 17 ----- | |
| 18 Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue. | |
| 19 -- Alfieri | |
| 20 ----- | |
| 21 "An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth." | |
| 22 -- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments | |
| 23 ----- | |
| 24 People disagree with me. I just ignore them. | |
| 25 -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel | |
| 26 ----- | |
| 27 The most dangerous food is wedding cake. | |
| 28 -- American proverb | |
| 29 ----- | |
| 30 Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! | |
| 31 ----- | |
| 32 Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar. | |
| 33 ----- | |
| 34 O primeiro homem que, tendo erguido uma cerca em volta de seu terreno e | |
| 35 proclamado `isto me pertence!', encontrou gente ingênua o suficiente para | |
| 36 acreditar nele, foi o fundador da sociedade civil. | |
| 37 -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, filósofo suíço | |
| 38 ----- | |
| 39 ._. | |
| 40 \ ) ( / | |
| 41 ._)\|o|/(_, | |
| 42 |___ O ___| | |
| 43 ' )/|o|\( ` | |
| 44 / | | \ | |
| 45 | | | |
| 46 )_( | |
| 47 ----- | |
| 48 > The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF | |
| 49 > being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that | |
| 50 > it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it | |
| 51 > happening in the near future. I enjoy doing linux, even though it does | |
| 52 > mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid | |
| 53 > reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing | |
| 54 > negative so far). | |
| 55 > | |
| 56 > Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains: | |
| 57 > I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented | |
| 58 > that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse. | |
| 59 > If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me | |
| 60 > on c.o.minix. What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so | |
| 61 > far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something | |
| 62 > better of it (*). | |
| 63 > | |
| 64 > Linus | |
| 65 > | |
| 66 > (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope. Does | |
| 67 > somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke. | |
| 68 -- Taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux | |
| 69 ----- | |
| 70 If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot | |
| 71 to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think | |
| 72 the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty* | |
| 73 pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get | |
| 74 lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets | |
| 75 lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and | |
| 76 think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive | |
| 77 Net Mail ... | |
| 78 -- Casey Leedom | |
| 79 ----- | |
| 80 The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a | |
| 81 digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top | |
| 82 of a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demean | |
| 83 the Buddha -- which is to demean oneself. | |
| 84 -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" | |
| 85 ----- | |
| 86 A man is known by the company he organizes. | |
| 87 -- Ambrose Bierce | |
| 88 ----- | |
| 89 Errar é humano, mas quando a borracha se gasta mais do que o lápis, você | |
| 90 está positivamente exagerando. | |
| 91 -- J. Jenkis | |
| 92 ----- | |
| 93 All heiresses are beautiful. | |
| 94 -- John Dryden | |
| 95 ----- | |
| 96 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. | |
| 97 ----- | |
| 98 Oportunidades normalmente estão disfarçadas de trabalho duro, de forma | |
| 99 que muitas vezes as pessoas não as reconhecem. | |
| 100 ----- | |
| 101 I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold. A thief is | |
| 102 anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or | |
| 103 breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody. He really | |
| 104 gives some effort to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort of scum. He | |
| 105 works for gangsters and bumps guys off when they have been put on the spot. | |
| 106 Why, after I'd made my rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate wanted me to work | |
| 107 for them as a hood -- you know, handling a machine gun. They offered me | |
| 108 two hundred and fifty dollars a week and all the protection I needed. I | |
| 109 was on the lam at the time and not able to work at my regular line. But | |
| 110 I wouldn't consider it. "I'm a thief," I said. "I'm no lousy hoodlum." | |
| 111 -- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number One" | |
| 112 ----- | |
| 113 Faceiro como guri de tirador novo. | |
| 114 ----- | |
| 115 About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. | |
| 116 ----- |