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1 Paprika Measure: | |
2 2 dashes == 1 smidgen | |
3 2 smidgens == 1 pinch | |
4 3 pinches == 1 soupcon | |
5 2 soupcons == 2 much paprika | |
6 ----- | |
7 I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. | |
8 -- graffito in Los Angeles | |
9 | |
10 On a clear day, | |
11 U.C.L.A. | |
12 -- graffito in San Francisco | |
13 | |
14 There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our | |
15 lungs there'd be no place to put it all. | |
16 -- Robert Orben | |
17 ----- | |
18 Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue. | |
19 -- Alfieri | |
20 ----- | |
21 "An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth." | |
22 -- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments | |
23 ----- | |
24 People disagree with me. I just ignore them. | |
25 -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel | |
26 ----- | |
27 The most dangerous food is wedding cake. | |
28 -- American proverb | |
29 ----- | |
30 Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! | |
31 ----- | |
32 Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar. | |
33 ----- | |
34 O primeiro homem que, tendo erguido uma cerca em volta de seu terreno e | |
35 proclamado `isto me pertence!', encontrou gente ingênua o suficiente para | |
36 acreditar nele, foi o fundador da sociedade civil. | |
37 -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, filósofo suíço | |
38 ----- | |
39 ._. | |
40 \ ) ( / | |
41 ._)\|o|/(_, | |
42 |___ O ___| | |
43 ' )/|o|\( ` | |
44 / | | \ | |
45 | | | |
46 )_( | |
47 ----- | |
48 > The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF | |
49 > being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that | |
50 > it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it | |
51 > happening in the near future. I enjoy doing linux, even though it does | |
52 > mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid | |
53 > reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing | |
54 > negative so far). | |
55 > | |
56 > Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains: | |
57 > I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented | |
58 > that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse. | |
59 > If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me | |
60 > on c.o.minix. What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so | |
61 > far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something | |
62 > better of it (*). | |
63 > | |
64 > Linus | |
65 > | |
66 > (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope. Does | |
67 > somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke. | |
68 -- Taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux | |
69 ----- | |
70 If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot | |
71 to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think | |
72 the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty* | |
73 pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get | |
74 lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets | |
75 lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and | |
76 think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive | |
77 Net Mail ... | |
78 -- Casey Leedom | |
79 ----- | |
80 The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a | |
81 digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top | |
82 of a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demean | |
83 the Buddha -- which is to demean oneself. | |
84 -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" | |
85 ----- | |
86 A man is known by the company he organizes. | |
87 -- Ambrose Bierce | |
88 ----- | |
89 Errar é humano, mas quando a borracha se gasta mais do que o lápis, você | |
90 está positivamente exagerando. | |
91 -- J. Jenkis | |
92 ----- | |
93 All heiresses are beautiful. | |
94 -- John Dryden | |
95 ----- | |
96 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. | |
97 ----- | |
98 Oportunidades normalmente estão disfarçadas de trabalho duro, de forma | |
99 que muitas vezes as pessoas não as reconhecem. | |
100 ----- | |
101 I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold. A thief is | |
102 anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or | |
103 breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody. He really | |
104 gives some effort to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort of scum. He | |
105 works for gangsters and bumps guys off when they have been put on the spot. | |
106 Why, after I'd made my rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate wanted me to work | |
107 for them as a hood -- you know, handling a machine gun. They offered me | |
108 two hundred and fifty dollars a week and all the protection I needed. I | |
109 was on the lam at the time and not able to work at my regular line. But | |
110 I wouldn't consider it. "I'm a thief," I said. "I'm no lousy hoodlum." | |
111 -- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number One" | |
112 ----- | |
113 Faceiro como guri de tirador novo. | |
114 ----- | |
115 About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. | |
116 ----- |