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2 2 dashes == 1 smidgen
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3 2 smidgens == 1 pinch
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4 3 pinches == 1 soupcon
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5 2 soupcons == 2 much paprika
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6 -----
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7 I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
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8 -- graffito in Los Angeles
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10 On a clear day,
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11 U.C.L.A.
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12 -- graffito in San Francisco
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14 There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
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15 lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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16 -- Robert Orben
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17 -----
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18 Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
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19 -- Alfieri
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20 -----
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21 "An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth."
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22 -- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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23 -----
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24 People disagree with me. I just ignore them.
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25 -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel
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26 -----
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27 The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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28 -- American proverb
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29 -----
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30 Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
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31 -----
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32 Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
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33 -----
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34 O primeiro homem que, tendo erguido uma cerca em volta de seu terreno e
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35 proclamado `isto me pertence!', encontrou gente ingênua o suficiente para
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36 acreditar nele, foi o fundador da sociedade civil.
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37 -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, filósofo suíço
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38 -----
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39 ._.
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40 \ ) ( /
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41 ._)\|o|/(_,
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42 |___ O ___|
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43 ' )/|o|\( `
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44 / | | \
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46 )_(
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47 -----
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48 > The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF
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49 > being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that
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50 > it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it
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51 > happening in the near future. I enjoy doing linux, even though it does
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52 > mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid
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53 > reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing
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54 > negative so far).
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55 >
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56 > Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains:
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57 > I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented
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58 > that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse.
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59 > If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me
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60 > on c.o.minix. What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so
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61 > far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something
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62 > better of it (*).
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63 >
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64 > Linus
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65 >
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66 > (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope. Does
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67 > somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke.
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68 -- Taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux
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70 If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
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71 to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
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72 the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty*
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73 pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
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74 lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets
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75 lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
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76 think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
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77 Net Mail ...
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78 -- Casey Leedom
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79 -----
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80 The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a
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81 digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top
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82 of a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demean
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83 the Buddha -- which is to demean oneself.
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84 -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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86 A man is known by the company he organizes.
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87 -- Ambrose Bierce
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88 -----
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89 Errar é humano, mas quando a borracha se gasta mais do que o lápis, você
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90 está positivamente exagerando.
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91 -- J. Jenkis
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92 -----
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93 All heiresses are beautiful.
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94 -- John Dryden
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96 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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97 -----
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98 Oportunidades normalmente estão disfarçadas de trabalho duro, de forma
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99 que muitas vezes as pessoas não as reconhecem.
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100 -----
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101 I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold. A thief is
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102 anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or
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103 breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody. He really
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104 gives some effort to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort of scum. He
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105 works for gangsters and bumps guys off when they have been put on the spot.
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106 Why, after I'd made my rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate wanted me to work
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107 for them as a hood -- you know, handling a machine gun. They offered me
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108 two hundred and fifty dollars a week and all the protection I needed. I
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109 was on the lam at the time and not able to work at my regular line. But
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110 I wouldn't consider it. "I'm a thief," I said. "I'm no lousy hoodlum."
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111 -- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number One"
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113 Faceiro como guri de tirador novo.
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115 About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
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