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1 The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
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2 fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
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3 drifting side by side to our common doom.
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4 -- Clarence Darrow
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6 After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
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7 -- Italian proverb
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9 Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
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10 -- Rich Little
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12 Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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14 Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
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15 wild afternoon??
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17 "If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight."
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18 -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory
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20 Operating Systems Installed:
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21 * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes
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22 taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs
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23 complete source code;
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24 * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com,
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25 price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code
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26 is included.
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28 -- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html
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30 When the wind is great, bow before it;
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31 when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
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33 --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
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34
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35 as you've NEVER seen them before!
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37 \ | / ___________
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38 ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
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39 | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
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40 | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | F
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41 | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
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42 | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
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43 | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
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44 | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
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45 | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
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46 | | \# |+ ++| | | ! |^^^^^^| | | | || | | I
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47 ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
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48 | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
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49 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
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50 `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
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51 || |`. (__) (__) ( )
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52 (oo) (oo) /---V
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53 /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
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54 / | || ||_______| \
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55 * ||W---|| || || *
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56 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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57 "Cow Town"
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