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<Zarutian> le/rn Frams\xc3\xb3knarflokkurinn/A, now defunct, political party in Iceland. Like its sister party Sj\xc3\xa1lfst\xc3\xa6\xc3\xb0isflokkurinn it is named by the antonym of what it is. (The name means the Progressive Party but they have nearly always been highly regressive). Think dumb Hill-Billies in ill fitting suits and you get their constiuents.
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5 bin/anonlog: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt)
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6 bin/aseen:done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
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7 bin/bienvenido:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome.es"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome.es"; }
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8 bin/bseen:done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
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12 bin/e:echo elieser224: ¿por qué con frecuencia altas y bajas?
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13 bin/ello: if (!(name != null ? name.length : void 0)) {
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14 bin/ello: console.log(consonant_then_o.test(name) ? name.replace(consonant_then_o, function(match, before, consonant, rest) {
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15 bin/ello: }) : ell_manglable.test(name) ? name.replace(ell_manglable, function(match, before, middle, rest) {
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16 bin/ello: }) : starts_with_o.test(name) ? 'hell' + name : ends_with_consonant_then_vowel.test(name) ? name.replace(ends_with_consonant_then_vowel, function(match, before) {
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17 bin/ello: }) : ends_with_consonant.test(name) ? name + 'ello' : "Hello, " + name + "!");
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24 bin/gaseen:arr=(/var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
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28 bin/?h:? "$@" | perl -pe 's/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])\b/$1h$2/ig'
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29 bin/hatesgeo:perl -n -e '/:(.*?)!.*JOIN/; $j{$1}++; END {print "$_ $j{$_};" for sort {$j{$b} <=> $j{$a}} keys %j}' $@
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30 bin/?hh:\? "$@" | perl -pe 's/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig'
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31 bin/js:## <http://icedtea.classpath.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=179>
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32 bin/js:## <http://www.openoffice.org/issues/show_bug.cgi?id=91641>
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33 bin/learn:topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(a\|the\) //;s/s\? .*//')
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34 bin/list:grep '^..:..:..: <[^>]*> `list' /var/irclogs/_esoteric/201[3-9]-??-??.txt | sed 's/^.*<//;s/>.*//;s/_*$//' | sort -u | tr '\n' ' '
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35 bin/log: grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1
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36 bin/log: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt)
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39 bin/luarocks:package.path = [[/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?.lua;/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?/init.lua;]]..package.path
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40 bin/luarocks-admin:package.path = [[/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?.lua;/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?/init.lua;]]..package.path
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45 bin/pastelog: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt)
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46 bin/pastelog: lines=$(timeout 25 grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301)
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49 bin/pastlog:grep -P -i -- "$1" $(ls ????-??-??.txt | head -n -1) | shuf -n 1
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50 bin/prefixes:echo 'Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ) , blsqbot !'
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51 bin/quine:cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed 's/[^>]*> //' | grep '^`' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever?
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52 bin/randomanonlog:awk 'sub(/^<[^:]+:[^ ]+ PRIVMSG #esoteric :/,"")' < `ls /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??-raw.txt | shuf -n1` | shuf -n1
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55 bin/seen:($n,$e)=split /\s+/, join(" ",@ARGV); $n=~s/ *$//; $c="ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt"; $c.=" | head -n 30" unless $e eq "ever"; @f=split /\s+/, `$c`; for $f (@f) { open F,"<$f"; @l=grep(/^..:..:..: <$n>/i,<F>); close F; if (@l) { $b=$f; $b=~s#.*/(.*?).txt#$1#; print "$b $l[-1]"; exit 1; } } print $e eq "ever" ? "not that I remember" : "not lately; try `seen $n ever";
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56 bin/seens:find /var/irclogs/_esoteric -mindepth 1 -maxdepth 1 -type f -name '????-??-??.txt' | sort -r | xargs -d'\n' -r tac -- | grep "^..:..:..: <$1>" | head -n 1
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57 bin/shove: ? @ARGV : <>;
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58 bin/shove:my $width = 0; $width = ($width < length $_ ? length $_ : $width) for @program;
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59 bin/shove: $cmd eq "'" and ($quotecount += ($lws ? -1 : 1)), ($lws = !$lws);
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60 bin/shove: $cmd eq '"' and ($quotecount += ($lws ? 1 : -1)), ($lws = !$lws);
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64 bin/welcome:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome"; }
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65 bin/wercome:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? wercome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "wercome"; }
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66 bin/wl: url = 'http://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&' \
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67 bin/word:my $parse_line = qr/(\d*)(?: +(\d+))?/;