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1 132) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
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2 136) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
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3 149) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
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4 151) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
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5 154) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
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6 164) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
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7 175) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
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8 176) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM.
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9 178) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
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10 201) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so.
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11 209) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
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12 210) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
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13 252) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
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14 257) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
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15 282) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
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16 300) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
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17 301) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
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18 304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
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19 315) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
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20 336) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
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21 337) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
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22 363) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
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23 365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
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24 366) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
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25 386) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle.
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26 394) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
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27 397) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
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28 408) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
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29 412) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
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30 420) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
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31 424) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k
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32 438) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
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33 441) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
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34 442) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
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35 444) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
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36 446) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
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37 462) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
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38 504) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
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39 517) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
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40 518) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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41 519) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
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42 520) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
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43 521) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
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44 522) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
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45 530) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
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46 532) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
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47 544) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
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48 545) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
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49 546) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
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50 552) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
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51 562) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same.
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52 570) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
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53 575) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
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54 576) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control.
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55 577) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
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56 580) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
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57 581) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
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58 582) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
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59 589) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
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60 590) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
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61 597) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/
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62 598) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
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63 601) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
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64 603) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
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65 617) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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66 618) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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67 627) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
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68 632) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
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69 633) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
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70 641) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
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71 665) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds
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72 666) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
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73 670) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
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74 672) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive.
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75 673) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED
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76 685) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on.
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77 690) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not.
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78 700) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum.
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79 719) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines.
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80 729) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
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81 738) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight.
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82 749) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate.
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83 750) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can.
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84 751) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops.
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85 752) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels.
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86 758) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.)
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87 764) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere.
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88 779) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians?
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89 781) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha
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90 782) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith?
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91 788) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose.
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92 791) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk.
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93 805) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed.
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94 820) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
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