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1 1) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork"
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2 2) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order.
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3 3) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop
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4 4) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
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5 5) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so.
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6 6) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
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7 7) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
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8 8) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence
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9 9) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs?
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10 10) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
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11 11) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest.
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12 12) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
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13 13) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
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14 14) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
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15 15) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads
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16 16) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once
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17 17) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
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18 18) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
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19 19) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers
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20 20) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler!
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21 21) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce!
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22 22) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
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23 23) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour"
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24 24) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for?
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25 25) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced.
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26 26) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
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27 27) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that.
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28 28) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal"
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29 29) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list
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30 30) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary
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31 31) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister
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32 32) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that
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33 33) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective
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34 34) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions
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35 35) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word?
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36 36) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns.
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37 37) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
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38 38) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics
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39 39) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize.
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40 40) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear.
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41 41) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
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42 42) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
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43 43) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
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44 44) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
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45 45) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
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46 46) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
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47 47) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see?
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48 48) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
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49 49) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
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50 50) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
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51 51) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard
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52 52) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge
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53 53) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has
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54 54) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here
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55 55) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies
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56 56) <fax> im the worst person in the world
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57 57) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys)
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58 58) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
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59 59) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
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60 60) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
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61 61) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
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62 62) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit
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63 63) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
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64 64) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
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65 65) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
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66 66) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
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67 67) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
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68 68) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
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69 69) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place
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70 70) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.?
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71 71) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future
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72 72) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things...
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73 73) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat
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74 74) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point.
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75 75) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow.
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76 76) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone
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77 77) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ...
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78 78) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?)
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79 79) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
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80 80) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
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81 81) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
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82 82) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though!
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83 83) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
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84 84) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
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85 85) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
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86 86) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists
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87 87) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
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88 88) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
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89 89) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
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90 90) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
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91 91) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
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92 92) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
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93 93) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
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94 94) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
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95 95) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
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96 96) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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97 97) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
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98 98) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
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99 99) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus
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100 100) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
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101 101) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
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102 102) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
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103 103) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
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104 104) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
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105 105) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
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106 106) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
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107 107) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
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108 108) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it
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109 109) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
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110 110) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
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111 111) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
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112 112) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
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113 113) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
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114 114) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
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115 115) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ?
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116 116) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
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117 117) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
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118 118) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery!
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119 119) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
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120 120) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
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121 121) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
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122 122) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
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123 123) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
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124 124) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb).
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125 125) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense.
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126 126) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons.
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127 127) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here.
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128 128) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
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129 129) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
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130 130) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
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131 131) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
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132 132) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
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133 133) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me
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134 134) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW
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135 135) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..."
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136 136) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no.
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137 137) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
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138 138) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
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139 139) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version
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140 140) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
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141 141) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs.
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142 142) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus
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143 143) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why
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144 144) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh!
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145 145) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
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146 146) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic
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147 147) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
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148 148) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
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149 149) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python
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150 150) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
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151 151) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher.
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152 152) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into.
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153 153) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
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154 154) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway
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155 155) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
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156 156) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
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157 157) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
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158 158) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION!
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159 159) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks
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160 160) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot
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161 161) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
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162 162) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/
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163 163) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
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164 164) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
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165 165) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist.
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166 166) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor.
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167 167) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
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168 168) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
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169 169) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes
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170 170) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
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171 171) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
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172 172) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
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173 173) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
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174 174) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
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175 175) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
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176 176) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
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177 177) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious
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178 178) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code.
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179 179) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
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180 180) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
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181 181) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
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182 182) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
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183 183) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
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184 184) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant>
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185 185) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors"
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186 186) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?)
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187 187) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
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188 188) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary.
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189 189) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
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190 190) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story.
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191 191) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
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192 192) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment
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193 193) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
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194 194) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
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195 195) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
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196 196) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
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197 197) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money
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198 198) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid
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199 199) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full
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200 200) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!"
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201 201) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
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202 202) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
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203 203) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/
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204 204) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp
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205 205) * quintopia sits on gregor
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206 206) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
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207 207) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway?
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208 208) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty
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209 209) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
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210 210) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
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211 211) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
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212 212) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning?
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213 213) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
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214 214) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties
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215 215) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left
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216 216) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay
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217 217) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what
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218 218) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony.
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219 219) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required
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220 220) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported?
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221 221) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
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222 222) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
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223 223) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension
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224 224) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4
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225 225) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1.
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226 226) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero
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227 227) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
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228 228) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows."
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229 229) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of
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230 230) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
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231 231) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
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232 232) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
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233 233) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult
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234 234) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet!
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235 235) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
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236 236) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS
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237 237) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia
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238 238) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
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239 239) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG"
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240 240) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice.
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241 241) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
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242 242) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity
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243 243) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich
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244 244) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
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245 245) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation.
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246 246) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
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247 247) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
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248 248) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
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249 249) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
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250 250) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
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251 251) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
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252 252) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you
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253 253) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric.
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254 254) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
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255 255) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
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256 256) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive
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257 257) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then
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258 258) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn
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259 259) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet
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260 260) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate.
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261 261) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
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262 262) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something
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263 263) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards.
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264 264) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN
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265 265) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle".
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266 266) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar
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267 267) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children.
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268 268) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
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269 269) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity
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270 270) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw.
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271 271) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it.
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272 272) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream)
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273 273) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder
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274 274) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
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275 275) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards"
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276 276) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual.
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277 277) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me
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278 278) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
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279 279) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
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280 280) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims
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281 281) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking
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282 282) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
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283 283) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history
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284 284) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P
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285 285) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category
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286 286) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea
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287 287) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON
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288 288) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons
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289 289) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb
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290 290) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets?
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291 291) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up
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292 292) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer
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293 293) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
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294 294) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2
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295 295) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
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296 296) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things
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297 297) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter
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298 298) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method
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299 299) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
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300 300) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track
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301 301) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
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302 302) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
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303 303) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries.
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304 304) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
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305 305) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup
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306 306) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago"
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307 307) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one
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308 308) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two
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309 309) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.>
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310 310) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so
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311 311) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion.
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312 312) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES.
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313 313) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit
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314 314) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page
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315 315) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last
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316 316) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
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317 317) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
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318 318) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django
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319 319) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
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320 320) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old
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321 321) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
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322 322) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace."
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323 323) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back.
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324 324) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice.
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325 325) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
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326 326) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER
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327 327) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
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328 328) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
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329 329) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring
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330 330) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
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331 331) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob
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332 332) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies
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333 333) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs.
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334 334) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long
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335 335) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
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336 336) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult
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337 337) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management"
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338 338) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well
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339 339) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
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340 340) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water?
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341 341) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger.
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342 342) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good
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343 343) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
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344 344) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs?
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345 345) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck.
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346 346) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit
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347 347) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock
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348 348) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts.
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349 349) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes
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350 350) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
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351 351) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D
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352 352) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
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353 353) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week
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354 354) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k
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355 355) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops
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356 356) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing
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357 357) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
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358 358) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over
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359 359) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born.
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360 360) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
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361 361) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way'
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362 362) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales
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363 363) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
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364 364) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
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365 365) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
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366 366) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
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367 367) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells.
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368 368) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
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369 369) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
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370 370) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
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371 371) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container.
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372 372) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
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373 373) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
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374 374) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
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375 375) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling.
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376 376) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started
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377 377) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
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378 378) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different
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379 379) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best
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380 380) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really
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381 381) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place
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382 382) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything.
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383 383) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
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384 384) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for!
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385 385) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered.
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386 386) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
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387 387) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse.
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388 388) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it
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389 389) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
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390 390) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way
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391 391) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane.
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392 392) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
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393 393) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
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394 394) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer.
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395 395) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED
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396 396) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
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397 397) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
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398 398) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L.
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399 399) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
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400 400) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
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401 401) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw.
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402 402) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
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403 403) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
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404 404) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist
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405 405) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian!
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406 406) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to.
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407 407) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE.
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408 408) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
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409 409) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P
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410 410) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
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411 411) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace
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412 412) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints?
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413 413) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL!
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414 414) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
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415 415) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins?
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416 416) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
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417 417) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
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418 418) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
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419 419) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
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420 420) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so...
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421 421) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory"
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422 422) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything
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423 423) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
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424 424) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian.
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425 425) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
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426 426) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
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427 427) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
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428 428) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
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429 429) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering
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430 430) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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431 431) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age.
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432 432) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
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433 433) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
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434 434) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
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435 435) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
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436 436) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all.
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437 437) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear.
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438 438) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
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439 439) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
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440 440) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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441 441) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
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442 442) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
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443 443) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
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444 444) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books
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445 445) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy
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446 446) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane
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447 447) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
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448 448) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
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449 449) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
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450 450) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
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451 451) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
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452 452) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough
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453 453) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
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454 454) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule"
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455 455) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
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456 456) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him
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457 457) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question
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458 458) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet?
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459 459) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think
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460 460) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha
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461 461) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST
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462 462) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
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463 463) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
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464 464) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
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465 465) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible)
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466 466) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up
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467 467) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol.
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468 468) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
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469 469) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out
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470 470) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
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471 471) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions.
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472 472) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language
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473 473) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
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474 474) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads
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475 475) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though.
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476 476) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful
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477 477) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this
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478 478) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
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479 479) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh
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480 480) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture.
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481 481) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it
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482 482) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
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483 483) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released.
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484 484) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big
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485 485) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
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486 486) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
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487 487) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
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488 488) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know
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489 489) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
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490 490) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU".
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491 491) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
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492 492) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
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493 493) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever."
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494 494) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is
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495 495) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
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496 496) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
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497 497) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
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498 498) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
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499 499) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
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500 500) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
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501 501) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
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502 502) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
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503 503) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
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504 504) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
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505 505) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
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506 506) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
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507 507) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages
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508 508) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
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509 509) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though?
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510 510) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner
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511 511) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
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512 512) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense
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513 513) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_;
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514 514) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
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515 515) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
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516 516) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
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517 517) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
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518 518) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again
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519 519) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
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520 520) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
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521 521) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
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522 522) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
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523 523) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2".
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524 524) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep
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525 525) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it
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526 526) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
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527 527) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables
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528 528) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse.
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529 529) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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530 530) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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531 531) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books.
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532 532) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind.
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533 533) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters.
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534 534) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac.
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535 535) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on.
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536 536) <myndzi> lol :(
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537 537) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device."
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538 538) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does
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539 539) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
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540 540) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all
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541 541) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
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542 542) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
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543 543) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples
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544 544) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached?
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545 545) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also.
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546 546) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be?
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547 547) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life.
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548 548) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two
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549 549) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
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550 550) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
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551 551) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand.
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552 552) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
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553 553) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
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554 554) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
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555 555) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any
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556 556) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming
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557 557) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.)
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558 558) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away.
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559 559) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are.
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560 560) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
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561 561) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt
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562 562) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg
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563 563) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov
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564 564) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem.
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565 565) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first!
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566 566) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay
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567 567) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you.
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568 568) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it.
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569 569) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this
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570 570) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
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571 571) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground.
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572 572) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds
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573 573) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
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574 574) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
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575 575) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good
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576 576) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
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577 577) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life?
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578 578) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive.
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579 579) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED
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580 580) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count.
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581 581) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability.
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582 582) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle…
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583 583) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them
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584 584) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence
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585 585) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks
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586 586) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going.
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587 587) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper
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588 588) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works.
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589 589) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on.
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590 590) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television?
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591 591) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore?
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592 592) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories
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593 593) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one
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594 594) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not.
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595 595) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge
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596 596) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP
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597 597) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true.
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598 598) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful
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599 599) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by?
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600 600) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.)
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601 601) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS.
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602 602) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute.
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603 603) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum.
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604 604) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players.
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605 605) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate.
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606 606) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken?
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607 607) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then?
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608 608) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical.
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609 609) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender.
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610 610) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be
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611 611) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example.
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612 612) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe
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613 613) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or"
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614 614) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it
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615 615) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory.
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616 616) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode
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617 617) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot.
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618 618) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness
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619 619) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes
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620 620) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines.
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621 621) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck?
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622 622) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one
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623 623) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there.
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624 624) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing.
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625 625) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this.
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626 626) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway
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627 627) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it
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628 628) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game
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629 629) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
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630 630) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one"
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631 631) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people?
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632 632) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a
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633 633) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die.
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634 634) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already
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635 635) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby.
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636 636) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky
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637 637) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight.
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638 638) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen
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639 639) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses
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640 640) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
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641 641) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace
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642 642) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine!
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643 643) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean.
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644 644) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president.
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645 645) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered
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646 646) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic?
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647 647) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate.
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648 648) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can.
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649 649) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels.
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650 650) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files.
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651 651) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one.
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652 652) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it.
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653 653) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either!
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654 654) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game
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655 655) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.)
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656 656) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death)
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657 657) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far.
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658 658) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of...
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659 659) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy.
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660 660) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere.
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661 661) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself
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662 662) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life.
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663 663) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe?
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664 664) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k.
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665 665) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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666 666) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord
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667 667) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
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668 668) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced.
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669 669) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise
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670 670) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either.
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671 671) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list??????
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672 672) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians?
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673 673) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away.
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674 674) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith?
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675 675) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky
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676 676) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5
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677 677) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before
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678 678) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone?
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679 679) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white.
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680 680) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose.
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681 681) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named...
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682 682) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold
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683 683) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk.
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684 684) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive.
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685 685) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice.
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686 686) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN
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687 687) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.)
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688 688) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :(
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689 689) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people
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690 690) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.)
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691 691) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche.
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692 692) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples
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693 693) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
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694 694) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed.
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695 695) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading
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696 696) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back
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697 697) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
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698 698) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable
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699 699) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA*
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700 700) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord
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701 701) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world
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702 702) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..."
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703 703) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed.
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704 704) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up.
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705 705) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is"
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706 706) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory
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707 707) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
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708 708) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
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709 709) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES
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710 710) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time
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711 711) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation
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712 712) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context
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713 713) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech.
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714 714) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird
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715 715) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows
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716 716) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport
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717 717) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet.
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718 718) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL
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719 719) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad
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720 720) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points
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721 721) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler")
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722 722) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will
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723 723) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
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724 724) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people
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725 725) <Taneb> profanity specialities
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726 726) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent
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727 727) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned.
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728 728) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal?
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729 729) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen
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730 730) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people.
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731 731) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course
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732 732) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you
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733 733) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics.
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734 734) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised
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735 735) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i
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736 736) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h
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737 737) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
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738 738) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
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739 739) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak".
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740 740) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins
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741 741) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable?
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742 742) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing
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743 743) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall
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744 744) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED
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745 745) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker.
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746 746) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer
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747 747) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible
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748 748) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough
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749 749) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you
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750 750) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence
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751 751) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire?
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752 752) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :(
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753 753) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse.
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754 754) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine
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755 755) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines
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756 756) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude
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757 757) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder
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758 758) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage?
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759 759) <olsner> This quote is boring
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760 760) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
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761 761) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed
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762 762) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
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763 763) <oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander <oklopol> i have to leave
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764 764) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins.
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765 765) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.)
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766 766) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all
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767 767) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic
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768 768) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal
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769 769) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything
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770 770) <mroman> You can't quote me.
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771 771) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday.
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772 772) <oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations
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773 773) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily.
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774 774) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world
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775 775) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity
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776 776) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not?
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777 777) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
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778 778) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists
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779 779) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition
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780 780) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax
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781 781) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
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782 782) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
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783 783) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
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784 784) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
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785 785) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat
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786 786) <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
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787 787) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
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788 788) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
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789 789) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D
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790 790) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
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791 791) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday
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792 792) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing
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793 793) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
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794 794) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
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795 795) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
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796 796) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004.
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797 797) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
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798 798) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope.
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799 799) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
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800 800) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer
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801 801) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
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802 802) <tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo
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803 803) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
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804 804) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd?
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805 805) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
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806 806) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
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807 807) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX
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808 808) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway
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809 809) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was
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810 810) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently
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811 811) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires".
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812 812) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome.
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813 813) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet
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814 814) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
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815 815) <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions.
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816 816) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
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817 817) <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train!
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818 818) <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle.
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819 819) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa.
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820 820) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
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821 821) <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion
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822 822) <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song
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823 823) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
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824 824) <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really
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825 825) <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it
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826 826) <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs"
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827 827) <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D [...] <Gregor> Right, yeah. “Can't get the damned thing working.”
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828 828) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
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829 829) <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
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830 830) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months
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831 831) <Jafet> The world needs better healthcare, social justice and wealth distribution, but a monads library for clojure surely won't hurt
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832 832) <GreyKnight> headache + train with screeching brakes = headache^2 <hagb4rd> hm..headache + train with no screeching brakes = no head <GreyKnight> On the plus side, no headache anymore
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833 833) <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
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834 834) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(
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835 835) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people? <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life
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836 836) <shachaf> Do physicists have half-life crises?
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837 837) <olsner> FireFly: oh, did you see ion's police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion
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838 838) <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account"
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839 839) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
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840 840) <Vorpal> elliott, mostly I want something that takes zero effort to maintain and update once the initial setup is done. <elliott> okay well that is called not linux
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841 841) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
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842 842) <elliott> Deewiant: um???? You've forgotten axiom 1 of everything: everything sucks
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843 843) <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
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844 844) <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don't know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items!
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845 845) <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten?
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846 846) <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth
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847 847) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif
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848 848) <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
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849 849) <oerjan> i think the problem is you're trying to interpret finnish as logic.
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850 850) <pikhq> Conext coyou'll cotell come cothat coyou cocan't coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
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851 851) <kmc> it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
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852 852) <Phantom_Hoover> it's weird hanging around people for whom the northernmost point in the world is nottingham
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853 853) <c00kiemon5ter> so up is down too
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854 854) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now <kmc> the mayans warned us <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice? <kmc> yes
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855 855) <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English.
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856 856) <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was? <elliott> absolutely <monqy> what was your idea ? <elliott> that was my next question
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857 857) <GreyKnight> also if a GNU tar feature doesn't make you feel superior to others then you should file a bug report, it was probably unintentional
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858 858) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very soul, kmc!
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859 859) <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess.
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860 860) <fizzie> Have you eaten in one of the restaurants of the PECTOPAH chain? Those are like EVERYWHERE there.
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861 861) <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
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862 862) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
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863 863) [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i.
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864 864) <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
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865 865) <kmc> i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
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866 866) <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
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867 867) -!- ais523 has parted #esoteric ("someone is going to mention Feather, I know it").
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868 868) <Bike> i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes
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869 869) <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland?
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870 870) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
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871 871) <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn't quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents.
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872 872) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I
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873 873) <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
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874 874) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap??
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875 875) <GreyKnight> This might be the lack of sleep talking, but coproduct injections are pretty funny
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876 876) <Bike> so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set. is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell?
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877 877) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people
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878 878) <fizzie> GreyKnight: And Gregor itself is kind of a probability distribution spread all over the globe.
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879 879) <hagb4rd> what is this set? sounds like shakespear <fizzie> Yes, that's what people often say about Chrono Trigger.
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880 880) <shachaf> When you're a logreader, everything is a quote.
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881 881) <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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882 882) <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <ais523> they're kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don't really resemble monads
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883 883) <coppro> GreyKnight: for instance, you can form a poset category from a bunch of tiles <GreyKnight> oh, that's why somebody was conflating category theory with bathroom interior design the other day :-D
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884 884) <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That's true, you can read e.g. books.
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885 885) * GreyKnight puts some cookies inside a forcefield ⌇⌇ o o o ⌇⌇ <GreyKnight> what now c00kiemon5ter?!? * c00kiemon5ter omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom <GreyKnight> but how did he get through the forcefield?!? @u@ <c00kiemon5ter> I did not! the cookielicious force within me grew outside the forcefield absording the crumbles <GreyKnight> darn cookie physics
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886 886) <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I'm still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
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887 887) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10.
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888 888) <fizzie> What I learned on the Prolog course is that it's a good language if you need a thing that can say "No" a lot.
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889 889) <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
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890 890) <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
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891 891) <Bike> I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good.
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892 892) <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there's no freedom for free.
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893 893) <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
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894 894) <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE
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895 895) <Bike> Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it.
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896 896) <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it <elliott> turns out it's hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this
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897 897) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here
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898 898) <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly <ais523> where does the GUI come from? <ais523> it's written in Smalltalk, clearly <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O? <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather
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899 899) <ais523> you can define Feather as "Smalltalk done right" if you want to confuse people into wondering why that would involve time travel stuff and all that
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900 900) <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary?
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901 901) <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it's possible i'm mentally scarred
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902 902) <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
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903 903) <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
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904 904) <evincar> okay so like <evincar> do <fizzie> Or do not? <evincar> no no <evincar> do <evincar> There is no do not.
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905 905) <ais523> if you mentioned you'd rewritten textutils (or is cat coreutils?), I might have guessed what was wrong with the program
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906 906) <kmc> most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector
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907 907) <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated"
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908 908) <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
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909 909) <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good "
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910 910) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
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911 911) <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it's restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess
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912 912) <kmc> the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
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913 913) <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks
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914 914) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
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915 915) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that!
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916 916) <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care
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917 917) <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
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918 918) <Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
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919 919) <olsner> as long as you're in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that's just like welsh ll" or "that's just like klingon tlh"
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920 920) <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it's quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
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921 921) <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
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922 922) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
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923 923) <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott
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924 924) <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
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925 925) <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
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926 926) <shachaf> oerjan: What's cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
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927 927) <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
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928 928) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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929 929) <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there's the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn't spoken before.
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930 930) <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
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931 931) <fungot> Áis523ÎkËÇÏ52Í¿ÉnÐffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
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932 932) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
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933 933) <boily> ais523: I'm not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
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934 934) <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You're just not qualified, kid.
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935 935) <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it's in the friggin middle of nowhere!
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936 936) <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I'll use Banach-Tarski"
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937 937) <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn't really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it's kind of cold there?)
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938 938) <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it's okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
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939 939) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate
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940 940) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
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941 941) <boily> oerjan: on those days, I'm sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
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942 942) <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
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943 943) <Bike> Are you sure this isn't the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
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944 944) <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
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945 945) <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
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946 946) <kmc> it's almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
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947 947) * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
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948 948) <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
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949 949) <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
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950 950) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn't ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
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951 951) * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
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952 952) <Bike> i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
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953 953) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
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954 954) <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
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955 955) <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
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956 956) <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it's not all that bad, really.
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957 957) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
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958 958) <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
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959 959) <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things
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960 960) <boily> it's raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily's Newcastle Theorem.
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961 961) <ais523> there's more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
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962 962) <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
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963 963) <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
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964 964) <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn't really know what OS/2 was
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965 965) <Phantom_Hoover> i don't think hitler made any bf derivatives
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966 966) <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
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967 967) <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
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968 968) <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
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969 969) <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
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970 970) <zzo38> I don't think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
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971 971) <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
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972 972) <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it's a power phase issue <fiora> it's like, a european cuttlefish but it's using american water
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973 973) <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
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974 974) <kmc> i don't know what that is so i'm going to assume it's a flavor of pocky
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975 975) <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
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976 976) <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
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977 977) <elliott> it's such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
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978 978) <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don't have to go to work)
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979 979) <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> ♫ domain name system ♫
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980 980) <oerjan> `quote 1000
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981 981) <kmc> i'm not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
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982 982) <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
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983 983) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
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984 984) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
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985 985) <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
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986 986) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
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987 987) <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> ♫ <kmc> ♫ ♫ ♫ <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
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988 988) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
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989 989) <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
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990 990) <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
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991 991) <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
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992 992) <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
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993 993) <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
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994 994) <Bike> It's like narnia only with dicks
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995 995) <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
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996 996) <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
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997 997) <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark
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998 998) <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
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999 999) <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
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1000 1000) <Taneb> I've also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
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1001 1001) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
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1002 1002) <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there's two.
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1003 1003) <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
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1004 1004) <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
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1005 1005) <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
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1006 1006) <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
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1007 1007) <olsner> I've seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
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1008 1008) <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
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1009 1009) <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
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1010 1010) <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that's kind of rude!
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1011 1011) <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
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1012 1012) <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
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1013 1013) <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can't eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
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1014 1014) <Bike> ◊_______________________◊ <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
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1015 1015) <fizzie> ... <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave's fact() function is the factorial. <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20) <fizzie> Richad Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. <fizzie> I don't think that's 20!.
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1016 1016) <Fiora> shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better.
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1017 1017) <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable ' annoy'. you can't infer a static semantic for the language
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1018 1018) <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
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1019 1019) <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i'm vegetarian
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1020 1020) <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i'm not freud"
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1021 1021) <Phantom_Hoover> you'd almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy
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1022 1022) <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
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1023 1023) <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
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1024 1024) <Tanea> ...I'm organising a picnic on Facebook in rhyming couplets
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1025 1025) <elliott> five fucks away from installing ubuntu
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1026 1026) <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I'm not really annoyed at anything right now
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1027 1027) <Jafet> Is there a debian package for making lousy debian forks
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1028 1028) <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
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1029 1029) <Gregor> Eyeballs are delicious, but they're an ADDICTION.
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1030 1030) <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes
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1031 1031) <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it's funny, just sad
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1032 1032) <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
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1033 1033) <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position
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1034 1034) <elliott> beautiful summer / massacres in qusayr / sent from my iphone
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1035 1035) <cpressey> man, i don't remember. i'm semi-retired now. i don't do esolangs, mostly i just make furry fanart
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1036 1036) <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s
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1037 1037) <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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1038 1038) <ais523> elliott: it's not so much that I've failed, just that I have not yet succeeded
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1039 1039) <mnoqy> the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
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1040 1040) <oerjan> this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i'm now getting physical spam.
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1041 1041) <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
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1042 1042) <Bike> I'm glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations
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1043 1043) <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
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1044 1044) <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
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1045 1045) <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one's money <kmc> like cocaine
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1046 1046) <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen
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1047 1047) <+kmc> we are amused <+kmc> the royal +v
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1048 1048) <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you're an op
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1049 1049) <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no
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1050 1050) <oklopol> is this an actual log for one day of ircing or is this a collection of stuff that SHAPED MY LIFE
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1051 1051) <ion> “Haiers Medical-Circular Stapler For Rectal Prolapse And Hemorrhoids.wmv” /me refrains from clicking <olsner> good choice <ion> Yes, i’m pretty happy about it.
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1052 1052) <Bike> i can say "no, i mean the WEIRD porn" in over six japonic languages
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1053 1053) <Koen_> ohhhhh right for some reason I was assuming miles/km was the same as dollar/euro
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1054 1054) <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple? <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple <elliott> one more element
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1055 1055) <katla> i guess this game is what you get if you remove everything good from super metroid then try to make a game out of whats left
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1056 1056) <Sgeo> People are up in arms about Dilbert
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1057 1057) <Bike> Fiora: how long does it take to factor 8616460799 <Fiora> Bike: I think using gnfs to factor that would be like using a nuclear weapon to sterilize a needle
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1058 1058) <elliott> you know, when people talk about emacs being an OS I doubt what they had in mind was that it needed a package manager
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1059 1059) <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time
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1060 1060) <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing? <shachaf> How do they work? <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn't.
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1061 1061) <kmc> patents do seem to encourage innovation, but much of it is innovation on how to make things slightly worse to avoid patents
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1062 1062) <Bike> oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] <Bike> i meant elephant <Bike> but you know what, ok. <kmc> Bike: ... <kmc> Bike: can you send me that picture when i'm not at work ok <kmc> plz and thx
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1063 1063) <kmc> Bike: so I'm home now <kmc> i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other
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1064 1064) <kmc> Bike: i think it's a fermented fish product? <kmc> either that or it means "welcome" in finnish
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1065 1065) <Bike> what's cereal <mnoqy> cereal <mnoqy> cant believe you dont know what cereal is
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1066 1066) <kmc> are you a hardcore PC gamer Sgeo_ <Sgeo_> Want to be
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1067 1067) <@elliott> well, I think if you don't think figuring out who the opposite of shachaf is requires thought, then you don't know shachaf very well
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1068 1068) <kmc> ah yes, like the parable of jesus feeding the masses with expired jell-o
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1069 1069) <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
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1070 1070) [on the name "Watson"] <fizzie> And not the IBM "AI"? <Bike> scare quotes eh <fizzie> I don't think it counts as a proper AI until it kills people.
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1071 1071) <monotone> I was planning on just lurking, but apparently there's only so long I can hide before I get a `relcome.
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1072 1072) <BadBobby> (Note: I am not actually Bad Bobby)
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1073 1073) <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific. <zzo38> I haven't checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
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1074 1074) <Phantom_Hoover> well he's 'the favourite', with all the pinches of salt the term implies <Phantom_Hoover> i'm not sure if there's any better evidence than the fevered imaginings of the autistic children bookies use to set the odds for things
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1075 1075) <Bike> Fiora: hey gimme a ballpark here, how hospitable is a pH of 10 <Bike> is it basic or acidic <Fiora> bike you should know this stuff, you know biology right? <Fiora> this is like. basic stuff. <Bike> shut up
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1076 1076) <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
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1077 1077) <+kmc> i found it confusing in a pleasing way <+kmc> like this channel but more so
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1078 1078) <Phantom_Hoover> my emergency contacts list somehow has my father listed in both slots, in one of them as my daughter
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1079 1079) <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
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1080 1080) <Roujo> I AM AN INVADING NECROPOLIS... ALL BOW BEFORE MY... erm... WALLS?... NECROBUILDINGS?
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1081 1081) <+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children [...] <+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah <Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don't use people who live off being sociology test subjects
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1082 1082) <oerjan> i guess the fact i won't eat bovine tongue is just tranferred cod trauma.
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1083 1083) <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Structurelessness
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1084 1084) <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn't a murderer so that doesn't make it wrong
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1085 1085) <boily> btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic coördinates and body weigh? <^v> 300 and USA <boily> nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by providing completely useless answers to the question.
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1086 1086) <boily> it's not weird, it's even in alphabetical order and nicely formatted!
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1087 1087) <fungot> boily: so i guess a really savvy glass programmer could make some money, maybe start a home based business of a profiler to spot outright dead code. macro-generated code often has big swaths of it. i'd hate learning cobol and fortran just for getting wiki work.
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1088 1088) <Sgeo> I think I just had a major impact in Active Worlds <Bike> like you were hit by a car?
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1089 1089) <Bike> are you saying the rockies and some mountains in norway are the same range
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1090 1090) <fizzie> Possible business plan: data storage on the moon? <fizzie> Getting at it after the collapse of civilization here might be an issue. <boily> who cares about civilization? you have backups!
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1091 1091) <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone. <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind <zzo38> OK
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1092 1092) <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody? l8 e4gc'fac'g ^bd'fgfed e4gc'fac'g ^1
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1093 1093) <Solain> im not a doctor when it comes to muscles
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1094 1094) <boily> I prefer goat memory. I feel it's more reliable, like a vinyl over a CD.
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1095 1095) <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
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1096 1096) <elliott> my contract states right here that I have to tell you the best version of python is called haskell 2010
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1097 1097) <Koen_> nooodl: when my girlfriend asks me to give her uvular fricative I'm pretty sure that's not what she means
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1098 1098) <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them. <kmc> bind them to what <zzo38> To jail.
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1099 1099) <Fiora> "gosh I'm so excited for more caffeine research!!!!!" said the caffeine researcher, jittering as he frantically tried to come up with the words to describe the energetic feelings coursing through his body
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1100 1100) <fizzie> "Conan, what's best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and n different mutually incompatible macro systems available as separate modules." I think that's from a movie.
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1101 1101) <zzo38> For example I don't have the "Magic Missile" spell. <kmc> how will you attack the darkness <zzo38> By surprise!
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1102 1102) <ais523> until you SPOON
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1103 1103) <metasepia> `addquote \item <elliott\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\ <olsner> elliott\_: another quote? you're not helping \texttt{:/} ← and three giraffes.
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1104 1104) <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
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1105 1105) <fizzie> You can't spell "rectangle" without having an erection. Wait, that's not how it goes.
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1106 1106) <Taneb> I... I think I've just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken? <Taneb> Yeah
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1107 1107) <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd
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1108 1108) <kmc> anyway getting naked and high in the desert doesn't make you a rebel, as much as I enjoy this activity
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1109 1109) <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
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1110 1110) <boily> aaaaaurgh. you're making me think on a Monday! that shouldn't be happening!
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1111 1111) <kmc> what did fungot say? <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn't supposed to sound rude.
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1112 1112) <kmc> BBC: Exercise 'can be as good as pills' <kmc> oh, they mean for your health
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1113 1113) <Sgeo> I am suddenly less certain that I am not on drugs
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1114 1114) <Sgeo> I have kill rights on someone I want to sell
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1115 1115) <Sgeo> NihilistDandy: HOLY FUCK THAT'S STILL ALIVE? <Sgeo> Maybe I should look into it
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1117 1117) <boily> I love django.
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1118 1118) -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). [...] <fizzie> @tell Bike Quitting won't save you from MATLAB. [...]
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1119 1119) <ais523> hmm… I guess the difference between me and most esolangers is that I don't instantly go and put it into a BF derivative and call it a day
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1120 1120) <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction in the fact that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
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1121 1121) <ion> olsner: For all x, the probability of a monad tutorial existing that explains monads as x approaches one as time goes to infinity. <boily> good monadic morning! <ion> Monads are a bit like mornings. <myname> what
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1122 1122) <kmc> Sgeo: oh yeah those animated characters were built into the operating system and there was an API for them
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1123 1123) <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font. <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
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1124 1124) <shachaf> sometimes i think fizzie twiddling fungot's knobs behind the scenes <fungot> shachaf: because he is in the way of eventual development of ai on par with e.g. ( sqrt square double), and the
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1125 1125) <ais523> nowadays I tend not to have a physical form at all though <zzo38> Interesting.............???
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1126 1126) <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar <Taneb> Wound up at my university's fetish society <Taneb> Didn't realise for an hour and a half
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1127 1127) <boily> everything is either zipf, branford, poisson, gamma, or uniform. outside of that, it's a weird curve invented by sadistic statistics teachers.
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1128 1128) <kmc> at the point where you start looking for a debugger for GNU Make, something has gone seriously wrong in life
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1129 1129) <Sgeo> I designed a norn to drop dead instantly if he ever thought about eating elevators. He was stillborn.
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1130 1130) <Bike> Phantom_Hoover: golddfish breeding is kind of messed up sometimes. <Phantom_Hoover> it seems to consist mostly of "how much can we fuck up a goldfish and still be able to breed it"
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1131 1131) <ais523> my sleep schedule is not actually random, but I'm not convinced it compresses well
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1132 1132) <fizzie> Every time I end up on an audiophile web-crawl I get this feeling maybe we should just get rid of ears in general.
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1133 1133) <kmc> googling "10cm" finds on the first page "Is it true that the vagina is only 10 cm (3.9 inches) deep?" <kmc> ah yes "the vagina", the international reference vagina kept at the Bureau international des poids et mesures under precise climate control
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1134 1134) <Bike> assuming a perfectly frictionless sofa, which admittedly wouldn't be good for sitting
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1135 1135) <boily> copumpkin: can you say something memorable, so that your quote-section won't be empty?
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1136 1136) * impomatic hasn't said anything interesting to date...
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1137 1137) <boily> topologically speaking, dogs and cats are the same animals.
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1138 1138) <Bike> i'm ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i'm pretty sure the internet is impossible
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1139 1139) <Taneb> I may write a compliant interpreter just for the hell of it <FireFly> Taneb: stop complianing
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1140 1140) <shachaf> A Swede who was in #esoteric / Thought his rhymes were a little generic. / "I might use, in my prose, / ꙮs, / But my poetry's alphanumeric."
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1141 1141) <mroman_> Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom <Bike> ass is an urban legend
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1142 1142) <shachaf> i'm from space.........chu space
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1143 1143) <oerjan> OKAY
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1144 1144) <Sgeo> I don't like having an infinitely large close button on my browser
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1145 1145) <Taneb> Well, get him <Phantom_Hoover> her! <Taneb> Well, get her <Taneb> Hang on <Taneb> Since when is Liam Neeson a "her"/ <Phantom_Hoover> oh i thought you meant my dad's godmother
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1146 1146) <boily> zzo38: AAAAAAAAAAH! sudden illumination. “mind switch.” I now understand.
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1147 1147) * oklopol can play about a minute of thue-morse on guitar
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1148 1148) <zzo38> kmc: I don't need any of your organ at this time.
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1149 1149) <Taneb> I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion
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1150 1150) <ion> Homeopathic encryption: add 9 parts NULs to 1 part of data, shake well into three directions, repeat the process 30 to 100 times.
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1151 1151) <fizzie> "Emoticons are dropped when crafting trading cards and are tradable."
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1152 1152) <zzo38> Despite the various chess variants (even Chess 2), even ordinary FIDE chess is a fine playable game. But so can others be!
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1153 1153) <Bike> i wonder how it feels to develop a cryptocurrency which is subsequently behind dogecoin <kmc> such shame, very failure
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1154 1154) <mauke> C++ is a superset of a subset of C
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1155 1155) <Taneb> Note to self: if a recipe says "serves 4", I am not physically able to eat it all in one sitting
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1156 1156) <ais523> knowing everything about games I don't play is one of my hobbies
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1157 1157) <elliott> I would leave, it's just... I'd have to reorganise all my irssi windows.
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1158 1158) <Sgeo> I have got to be less casual about typing rm -rf /
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1159 1159) <fungot> [...] i also happened to stop working on fffungi for now, it's worth 19 and made by a low-quality digital camera
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1160 1160) <Taneb> Last night I had a dream that someone wrote such bad Haskell code he accidentally summoned the Great Old Ones and I had to fix the Haskell code and save the day
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1161 1161) <zzo38> I have idea which is to make up a chess variant based on Famicom PPU.
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1162 1162) <fizzie> 15:21 .. 15:41 <fizzie> I've got to stop using the IRC input line for short-term notes. <ais523> fizzie: I tend to just send them to the channel <ais523> that way if I need them in the future, I can find them in the log
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1163 1163) <fungot> boily: i'm robert fnord. here take a piece of freenode furniture
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1164 1164) <oerjan> `quote 1146 <HackEgo> 1146) <oerjan> OKAY
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1165 1165) <fungot> kmc: any chance one can have a box full of tnt to throw around
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1166 1166) <kmc> i think in any good FAQ the first Q is just "Dear god why?"
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1167 1167) <zzo38> I think it is allowed to be both sane and insane simultaneously.
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1168 1168) <fungot> boily: i'll probably stop programming the day i will hit the end of the program.
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1169 1169) <zzo38> C and C++ have some bad features compared to BLISS. <zzo38> Although C does have some good features too. Unfortunately I cannot find a BLISS compiler.
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1170 1170) <fizzie> fungot: Can you write your own page? <fungot> fizzie: what is how? i assume, at least one snake?
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1171 1171) <Slereah_> And neutrinos aren't small neutrons! <Bike> They are small and neutral, though. <Slereah_> So is Switzerland
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1172 1172) <fungot> int-e: such were the idle tales of the fnord
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1173 1173) <Sgeo> Ugh still hungry <Sgeo> After having a ball of salt (not a literal ball of salt0 <pikhq> Try a literal ball of salt.
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1174 1174) <Sgeo> "A phone touted as the first to put privacy and security ahead of all other considerations launched at a packed event at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Spain, today." <Sgeo> So, a paperweight? <FreeFull> Yes <pikhq> I dunno man, could be bugged.
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1175 1175) <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...]
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1176 1176) <elliott_> you win this round. <elliott_> your prize is hosting the wiki <fizzie> I don't like this game show.
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1177 1177) <shachaf> pippi långstrump's name is translated as "gilgi" or "bilbi" usually <ion> Does she have a ring of power?
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1178 1178) * Sgeo remembers when he believed VRML could never have gravity. Now VRML is dead. <Sgeo> (And has gravity)
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1179 1179) <lexande> and i had at one point been a meme
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1180 1180) <Sgeo> It is not lemonparty nor screamer nor 2048. I am not sure what pentagon papers is, but it's not that either
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1181 1181) <zzo38> Don't be too ineffective.
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1182 1182) <myname> i am thinking about making "indecision" a disadvantage for my rogue, but i'm not really sure if i want to
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1183 1183) <int-e> fungot has not done me any harm yet <fungot> int-e: no niinku pl niinku fnord niinku fnord fnord fnord
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