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1 154) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
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2 157) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
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3 166) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
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4 172) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
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5 173) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
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6 179) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
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7 182) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
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8 184) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
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9 189) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
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10 193) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant>
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11 196) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
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12 202) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
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13 204) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
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14 211) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
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15 227) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!)
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16 232) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
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17 239) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows."
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18 245) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet!
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19 247) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS
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20 248) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia
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21 255) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
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22 258) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
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23 269) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn
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24 270) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet
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25 271) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate.
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26 279) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
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27 280) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity
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28 284) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder
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29 287) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual.
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30 298) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON
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31 308) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
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32 309) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things
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33 311) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method
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34 316) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries.
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35 323) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so
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36 324) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion.
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37 332) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
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38 334) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
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39 357) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs?
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40 358) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck.
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41 359) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit
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42 361) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts.
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43 365) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
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44 368) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops
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45 373) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
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46 375) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales
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47 378) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
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48 388) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling.
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49 396) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
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50 397) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for!
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51 419) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to.
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52 420) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE.
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53 422) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P
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54 428) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins?
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55 441) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
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56 451) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
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57 468) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule"
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58 475) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST
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59 481) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol.
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60 485) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions.
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61 494) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture.
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62 496) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
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63 499) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
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64 502) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know
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65 503) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
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66 514) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
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67 515) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
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68 516) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
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69 519) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
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70 520) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
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71 522) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
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72 531) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
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73 536) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
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74 542) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed.
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75 545) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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76 546) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books.
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77 550) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on.
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78 563) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two
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79 586) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
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80 587) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground.
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81 591) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good
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82 612) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP
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83 613) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true.
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84 614) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful
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85 618) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute.
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86 623) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then?
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87 624) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical.
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88 627) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example.
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89 628) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe
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90 629) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or"
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91 641) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing.
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92 653) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky
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93 662) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered
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94 667) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files.
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95 670) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either!
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96 696) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white.
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97 698) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named...
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98 701) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive.
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99 705) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :(
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100 710) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
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101 715) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable
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102 716) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
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103 717) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA*
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104 719) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world
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105 721) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed.
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106 729) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation
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107 730) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context
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108 736) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL
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109 741) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
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110 749) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people.
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111 753) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised
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112 754) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i
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113 757) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
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114 767) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine
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115 781) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
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116 785) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins.
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117 789) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal
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118 796) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity
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119 798) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
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120 816) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
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121 835) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet
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122 851) <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
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123 857) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(
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124 863) <Vorpal> elliott, mostly I want something that takes zero effort to maintain and update once the initial setup is done. <elliott> okay well that is called not linux
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125 865) <elliott> Deewiant: um???? You've forgotten axiom 1 of everything: everything sucks
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126 867) <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don't know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items!
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127 879) <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was? <elliott> absolutely <monqy> what was your idea ? <elliott> that was my next question
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128 895) <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn't quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents.
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129 898) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap??
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130 917) <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
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131 920) <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it <elliott> turns out it's hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this
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132 939) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that!
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