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<fizzie> ` sed -e \'s|wisdom|bin|\' < ../bin/cwlprits > ../bin/cblprits; chmod a+x ../bin/cblprits
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1 10) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
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2 13) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
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3 14) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
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4 57) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys)
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5 58) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
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6 81) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
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7 88) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
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8 94) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
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9 95) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
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10 96) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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11 97) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
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12 98) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
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13 110) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
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14 111) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
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15 112) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
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16 123) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
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17 128) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
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18 129) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
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19 130) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
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20 143) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh!
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21 144) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
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22 145) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic
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23 147) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
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24 243) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
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25 245) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
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26 249) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
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27 250) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
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28 382) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
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29 424) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
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30 435) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all.
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31 437) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
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32 438) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
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33 481) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
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34 500) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
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35 501) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
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36 505) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
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37 507) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
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38 518) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
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39 544) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also.
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40 546) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life.
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41 562) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov
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42 586) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper
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43 587) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works.
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44 601) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute.
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45 618) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes
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46 641) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine!
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47 665) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord
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48 677) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white.
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49 679) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named...
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50 691) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
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51 698) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord
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52 699) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world
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53 701) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed.
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54 706) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
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55 709) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation
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56 734) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h
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57 778) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax
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58 817) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa.
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59 820) <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song
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60 821) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
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61 842) <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don't know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items!
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62 868) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
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63 879) <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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64 890) <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there's no freedom for free.
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65 912) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
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66 925) <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
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67 926) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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68 927) <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there's the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn't spoken before.
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69 929) <fungot> Áis523ÎkËÇÏ52Í¿ÉnÐffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
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70 940) <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
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71 945) * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
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72 946) <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
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73 1000) <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there's two.
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74 1015) <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable ' annoy'. you can't infer a static semantic for the language
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75 1035) <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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76 1085) <fungot> boily: so i guess a really savvy glass programmer could make some money, maybe start a home based business of a profiler to spot outright dead code. macro-generated code often has big swaths of it. i'd hate learning cobol and fortran just for getting wiki work.
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77 1109) <kmc> what did fungot say? <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn't supposed to sound rude.
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78 1122) <shachaf> sometimes i think fizzie twiddling fungot's knobs behind the scenes <fungot> shachaf: because he is in the way of eventual development of ai on par with e.g. ( sqrt square double), and the
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79 1157) <fungot> [...] i also happened to stop working on fffungi for now, it's worth 19 and made by a low-quality digital camera
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80 1161) <fungot> boily: i'm robert fnord. here take a piece of freenode furniture
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81 1163) <fungot> kmc: any chance one can have a box full of tnt to throw around
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82 1166) <fungot> boily: i'll probably stop programming the day i will hit the end of the program.
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83 1168) <fizzie> fungot: Can you write your own page? <fungot> fizzie: what is how? i assume, at least one snake?
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84 1170) <fungot> int-e: such were the idle tales of the fnord
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85 1173) <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...]
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86 1181) <int-e> fungot has not done me any harm yet <fungot> int-e: no niinku pl niinku fnord niinku fnord fnord fnord
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87 1183) <fungot> kmc: madam president, i have taken on serious proportions.
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88 1188) <olsner> oh, fungot moved to github? <fungot> olsner: when i finally found myself fnord and free, i awkwardly clambered down to the sea and fnord down from the fifth story. he had known merely by reputation or not at all.
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89 1191) <fungot> kmc: it should use? which compiler, msvc? i'm inside your mom!
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90 1198) <fungot> Bicyclidine: perhaps we should celebrate these days with guys like simon peyton-jones, simon fnord, etc
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91 1207) <olsner> fungot: what do you do to get rid of information you no longer need? <fungot> olsner: emacs lisp for a while
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92 1209) <adu> me thinks fungot is high on crack <fungot> adu: not exactly something like that. but even real scheme :p.
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93 1217) <fungot> fizzie: mr president, mr president-in-office, commissioner, the euro is allowed to go on forever. we condemn attacks on jewish symbols and institutions in the member states in improving nuclear safety.
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94 1220) <fungot> [...] we have today opened a smoking zone behind the hemicycle [...]