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1 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
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2 16) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
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3 19) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
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4 20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
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5 24) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
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6 59) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies
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7 95) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
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8 109) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
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9 115) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
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10 146) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
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11 184) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
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12 189) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
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13 190) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
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14 205) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
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15 222) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
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16 231) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
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17 262) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
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18 317) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
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19 334) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
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20 361) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts.
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21 372) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born.
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22 373) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
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23 376) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
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24 377) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
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25 381) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
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26 382) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
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27 437) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian.
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28 439) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
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29 446) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
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30 461) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
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31 462) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
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32 513) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
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33 568) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
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34 584) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it.
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35 613) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true.
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36 634) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot.
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37 635) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness
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38 640) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there.
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39 645) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game
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40 656) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses
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41 657) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
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42 684) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
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43 690) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away.
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44 725) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
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45 793) <oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations
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46 803) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
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47 834) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome.
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48 848) <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs"
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49 872) <oerjan> i think the problem is you're trying to interpret finnish as logic.
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50 873) <pikhq> Conext coyou'll cotell come cothat coyou cocan't coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
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51 892) <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
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52 910) <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I'm still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
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53 916) <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there's no freedom for free.
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54 927) <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
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55 934) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
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