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2 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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4 One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
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5 power tools.
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7 "Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
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8 City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
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9 around than any other city in the world."
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10 -- David Letterman
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12 Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
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13 A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
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14 my dissertation to rhyme.
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16 Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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18 * TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from
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19 myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking
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20 to me
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22 Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet.
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24 Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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26 When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
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49 What is a magician but a practising theorist?
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50 -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
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