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1 27) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
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2 116) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
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3 150) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
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4 174) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
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5 179) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
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6 182) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
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7 185) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
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8 186) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
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9 214) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
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10 230) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
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11 235) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
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12 238) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
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13 241) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
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14 244) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
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15 257) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
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16 258) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
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17 271) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
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18 277) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
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19 285) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
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20 298) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
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21 319) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
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22 320) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
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23 330) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
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24 333) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
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25 360) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
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26 367) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
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27 419) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
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28 431) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
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29 456) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
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30 458) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
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31 460) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question
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32 490) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
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33 555) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
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34 593) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television?
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35 594) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore?
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36 643) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
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37 646) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean.
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38 660) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far.
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39 661) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of...
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40 665) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life.
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41 673) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either.
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42 713) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time
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43 735) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you
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44 763) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
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45 765) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
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46 768) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.)
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47 774) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday.
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48 779) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not?
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49 784) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
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50 786) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
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51 787) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
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52 791) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
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53 793) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
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54 804) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
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55 808) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
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56 809) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
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57 815) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome.
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58 823) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
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59 842) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
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60 848) <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten?
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61 850) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif
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62 857) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now <kmc> the mayans warned us <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice? <kmc> yes
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63 858) <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English.
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64 859) <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was? <elliott> absolutely <monqy> what was your idea ? <elliott> that was my next question
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65 862) <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess.
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66 873) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
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67 890) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10.
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68 905) <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
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69 911) <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
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70 957) <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
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71 958) <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
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72 966) <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
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73 972) <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
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74 973) <zzo38> I don't think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
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75 974) <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
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76 981) <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don't have to go to work)
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77 996) <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
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78 998) <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
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79 1063) <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing? <shachaf> How do they work? <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn't.
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80 1072) <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
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81 1076) <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific. <zzo38> I haven't checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
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82 1082) <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
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83 1087) <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn't a murderer so that doesn't make it wrong
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84 1094) <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone. <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind <zzo38> OK
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85 1095) <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody? l8 e4gc'fac'g ^bd'fgfed e4gc'fac'g ^1
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86 1098) <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
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87 1101) <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them. <kmc> bind them to what <zzo38> To jail.
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88 1104) <zzo38> For example I don't have the "Magic Missile" spell. <kmc> how will you attack the darkness <zzo38> By surprise!
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89 1107) <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
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90 1112) <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
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91 1119) zzo38 [~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca] has quit [Quit: I need the stats for the small leech, not the big one. So, if you write it on here while I am gone then when I return I will check.]
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92 1126) <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font. <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
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93 1128) <ais523> nowadays I tend not to have a physical form at all though <zzo38> Interesting.............???