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<fizzie> ` sed -e \'s|wisdom|bin|\' < ../bin/cwlprits > ../bin/cblprits; chmod a+x ../bin/cblprits
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sat, 07 Dec 2019 23:36:53 +0000
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1 302) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it.
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2 341) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup
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3 344) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two
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4 373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
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5 393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops
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6 415) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started
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7 416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
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8 451) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace
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9 457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
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10 458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
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11 463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
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12 464) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian.
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13 471) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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14 493) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
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15 516) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language
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16 520) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful
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17 521) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this
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18 522) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
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19 523) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh
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20 528) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big
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21 544) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
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22 552) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
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23 565) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again
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24 571) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep
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25 578) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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26 592) <monqy> i agree with elliott
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27 593) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples
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28 612) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg
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29 616) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay
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30 637) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going.
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31 661) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be
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32 683) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one"
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33 688) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already
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34 700) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered
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35 729) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list??????
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36 777) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird
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37 803) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i
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38 805) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
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39 810) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing
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40 815) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible
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41 816) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine
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42 818) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you
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43 823) <monqy> ophanim: omee~
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44 824) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine
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45 827) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder