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<boily> echo -e "#!/usr/bin/env python\\n# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\ntry:\\n print u\'\'.join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode(\'utf-8\')\\nexcept KeyError:\\n print u\'\xc3\x9a\xc5\x84\xe1\xb8\xb1\xc5\x84\xc3\xb3\xe1\xba\x83\xc5\x84 \xc4\x87h\xcc\x81\xc3\xa1\xc5\x95\xc3\xa1\xc4\x87t\xcc\x81\xc3\xa9\xc5\x95.\'" >bin/unicode
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2 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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4 One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
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5 power tools.
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6 ---
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7 "Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
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8 City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
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9 around than any other city in the world."
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10 -- David Letterman
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12 Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
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13 A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
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14 my dissertation to rhyme.
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15 ---
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16 Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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17 ---
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18 * TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from
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19 myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking
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20 to me
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22 Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet.
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24 Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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25 ---
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26 When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
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27 ---
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28 _ _
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29 / `._ \+O+/ _.' \
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30 ( @ : `. //`\\ .' : @ )
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31 \ `. `. ((a a)) .' .' /
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32 \;' `. `.((( - ))).' .' `;/
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33 \`. `. ((()=())) .' .'/
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34 ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: (
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35 (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....')
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36 >---/ / ) ( \ \---<
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37 / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \
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38 |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o|
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39 |`' ;/ \; `'|
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40 ".o_.-/ \-._o."
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41 "._/ \_."
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42 / \
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45 jgs/mk / \
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46 / \
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47 `----....._____.....----'
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48 ---
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49 What is a magician but a practising theorist?
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50 -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
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